Ladies, I'm seeking a girl to put up with my high maintenence ass..
Requirements include:
1. Doing my laundry
2. Cleaning up my messes, I have better shit to do than clean
3. Smile regardless of how stupid something that comes out of my mouth sounds
4. Give me sex on demand, I might feel frisky at a starbucks or a gas station, who knows.
5. Cooking me food.. I eat about 4 meals a day.
6. Occasionally driving me to the airport.
7. Taking my messages and making sure I follow up with people
8. Send payments for all my bills, and ballance my checkbooks and accounts.
9. do anything else I tell you to without many questions.
If you feel you can handle these requirements, you'll be put into the ring to compete with my wife.. if you beat her ass I will consider you as a replacement.
