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Old 01-05-2006, 07:21 PM  
Brother Bareback
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this is taken from my review of the celebproject.com site, I just reviewed the site last week

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One thing towards the end of the listing that caught my attention was "Christina Aguilera Sex Tape". Now I like to think I have kept up with recent events, but I don't remember hearing anything about one of my favorite singers releasing, or even having made, a sex tape. So I download it and check it out, and what I saw is going to make me laugh for weeks to come. First off, you never see any faces, you just see the back of what is supposed to be Christina Aguilera's head. Then in the most staged of parts, the girl flips off her robe and stands like she is posing her backside for something, gosh, I wonder what that could be? Then she proceeds to dry hump, then fuck, the dude on the bed, the WHOLE time making sure NOT to turn around to reveal who she really is supposed to be impersonating with that horrible wig. The lengths some people go to try and rip people off it amazing.
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I log into the site, and of course the tape on the top of the list is the "supposed" Alyson Hannigan tape, but low and behold, it is not Alyson Hannigan....no, it is a model that looks kind of like Alyson, but not nearly even close enough to really be considered in the same ballpark. I download the file and open it up to find some look a like model performing a basic solo porn scene, something that can be seen in any of your local porn shops generic porn section....but I repeat again, this is NOT Alyson Hannigan. To top of the pile of shit with a big cherry, the video itself is only 1 minute and 42 seconds, and HALF of that time is a cock taking up the entire screen. A silver lining though, is that the video does have a facial, and Alyson Hannigan or not, a facial is always nice.
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