joke i got in my mailbox :) - gross!!!

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  • martinsc
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    • Jun 2005
    • 27043

    #1

    joke i got in my mailbox :) - gross!!!

    A man and a woman are busy having sex in the bedroom. When the man finishes he throws the condom out the window. The woman is rather perturbed that the man has littered right outside her house. She demands that he go and pick it up, and threatans him with no sex. With that in the mind the man hurries outisde only to find that a young boy has the used condom in his hand.
    "Hey kid, I need that", says the man.
    "Why?", asks the kid.
    The man replies, "Look, I'll give you $20 for it".
    "Sure", replies the kid, happy to recieve the money.
    The young kid then meets up with his friends and brags to them, "Some dumb guy just gave me $20 for an empty Twinkie wrapper and I already licked off the creme filling".
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  • gangbangjoe
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    • May 2004
    • 17693

    #2
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    • Adultnet
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      • Sep 2003
      • 8713

      #3
      winkie wrapper ahh fun


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      • dij
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        • May 2003
        • 2163

        #4
        hahahahha

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        • Pandemos
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          • Jun 2005
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          #5
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          • PixeLs
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            • Jul 2005
            • 11922

            #6
            Fucked up Innocence.

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            • Violetta
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              • Jul 2004
              • 28735

              #7
              haha... thats just nasty!
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              • cool1
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                • Sep 2001
                • 24939

                #8
                LOL that was very funny
                Adding it to my list

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                • Spunky
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                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978

                  #9
                  Kinda funny

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                  • amandaspost
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                    • Aug 2004
                    • 1935

                    #10
                    lol, that was funny
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                    • xtc-studios
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                      • Jan 2006
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                      #11
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                      • Manowar
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                        • Dec 2003
                        • 71528

                        #12

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                        • Gnat69
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                          • Jan 2004
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                          #13
                          LMFAO....that was good!!!
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                          • TroubleTonya
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                            • Oct 2005
                            • 1168

                            #14
                            OH MY that is just NOT RIGHT!! DON'T LITTER
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                            • Wiggles
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                              • May 2004
                              • 14423

                              #15
                              oh that is fucking nasty!
                              no sig

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                              • flirty
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                                • Feb 2005
                                • 2840

                                #16
                                that's just gross.... hope he never finds out later on

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                                • GlydeGirl
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                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 1516

                                  #17
                                  I remember that joke from when I was 12 years old! It was really popular on the school playground! LOL

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                                  • pornpf69
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                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 15782

                                    #18
                                    very good one!!!

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                                    • Dynamix
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                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 2910

                                      #19
                                      reminds me of this one---

                                      a little boy and his mother were out playing in the park when the boy sees a couple having sex behind some bushes. he asks what they are doing, and the mother replies "oh honey, they're just baking a cake." later that day the mother is watching a racy tv show and a couple starts getting hot and heavy. the boy again asks what they are doing, and again the mother replies "oh honey, they're just baking a cake."

                                      the next morning the boy runs into his parents' bedroom and wakes them up exclaiming "mommy! mommy! i saw you and daddy baking a cake last night!" the mother asks how he knows that, and the boy replies "i licked all the icing off the sheets after you fell asleep!"

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                                      • ilbb
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                                        • May 2005
                                        • 3025

                                        #20
                                        ) nasty joke

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                                        • psili
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                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 5526

                                          #21
                                          There's tons of variations on that joke. Here's a couple, the last one being the same as the original post:

                                          One day a young boy finds a condom on the floor. He brings is to his father and asks, "What is it?"

                                          His father replies, "Oh, that's a twinkie son, if you find anymore bring them to me and I'll give you a quarter."

                                          The next week the little boy returned to his mother's house with a lot of quarters.

                                          His mother asks, "Where did you get all those quarters?"

                                          The little boy answered, "Daddy gave them to me for finding twinkies for him, but what he doesn't know is, before I gave them to him, I sucked all the cream filling out.
                                          There was this husband and wife who were celebrating their honeymoon on the 6th floor of this nice hotel room. They had this ritual that they always used their yellow lucky condom. So after they got done having wild sex, it was very hot in the room so the husband went over to the window to open it and get some fresh air in the room. As he did, his condom fell off of his dick. The wife freaked out and yelled for her husband to run downstairs and look outside on the ground for it! So he does and can?t find it anywhere, soon enough he sees this little boy holding it and he runs over to him and says " Little boy, little boy I need that back from you, it is mine!" The little boy says, " I found it, what am I going to get for it?" The man says, "I?ll give you a dollar!" The little boy says, "No way!!!" So the man offers the little boy 5 dollars and the little boy was VERY happy. The little boy runs all the way home and tells his mom he played THE greatest joke on this guy today. His mother asked him what he did and the little boy says " Well, I sold this guy a twinkie for $5.00!!" The mom didn?t understand the trick part of it, so she asked her son what else he did. The little boy replied " Well mom, before I gave it back to him, I licked all the cream out of it first!!!"
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                                          • je_rome
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                                            • Jul 2005
                                            • 6846

                                            #22
                                            kids should be trained well by their parents not to just pick up anything they see
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                                            • Brother Bareback
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                                              • Jan 2006
                                              • 279

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by je_rome
                                              kids should be trained well by their parents not to just pick up anything they see

                                              sig whores should be trained well enough to know when it is a joke and not real life

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                                              • sickkittens
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                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 25100

                                                #24
                                                Not that funny. Predictable.

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                                                • pornguy
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                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  The first one was funny. but the repeats are lame.
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                                                  • Doctor Dre
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                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 51692

                                                    #26
                                                    That's pretty fgucking disturbing ... lol

                                                    Just the mental pic it gives me
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                                                    • WME
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                                                      • May 2004
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                                                      #27
                                                      that kid is just disgusting
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                                                      • Bluewire Ross
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                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                        • 2169

                                                        #28
                                                        winky wrapper...lol.that's disgusting.
                                                        And funny!

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                                                        • llporter
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                                                          • Jul 2005
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • reed_4
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                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                            • 9640

                                                            #30
                                                            thanks for that funny shit man.

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