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"The court was not previously aware of the prisoner's many accomplishments. In view of these, we see fit to impose the death penalty."
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"When I came back to Dublin I was court-martialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence."
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"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping."
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"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
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"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
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"When you've told someone that you've left them a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once."
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"When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighters shaking hands."
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"One of the reasons I don't see eye to eye with Women's Lib is that women have it all on a plate if only they knew it. They don't have to be pretty either."
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"Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man."
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"When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs."
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