Originally posted by FrankHolland
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One more ??
I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!
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I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!
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Think i'll call it a night...
I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!
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I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!
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Joan Rivers
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Rodney DangerfieldComment
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"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
Steve Martin.Comment
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"When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."
Mae West.Comment
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"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.Comment
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"My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects."
Les DawsonComment
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"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
Woody AllenComment
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"The Love Bird is 100% faithful to his mate, as long as they are locked together in the same cage."
Will CuppyComment
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"A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing."
Phyllis DillerComment
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"Oh Lord give me chastity, but do not give it yet."
St AugustineComment
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"Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night."
Woody AllenComment
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"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
Marylyn Munroe.Comment
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Honore de BalzacComment
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"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
Woody AllenComment
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"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
Bernard Manning.Comment
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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."
Joan RiversComment
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"She said he proposed something on their wedding night that even her own brother wouldn't have suggested."
James ThurberComment
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"I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls."
Groucho MarxComment
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"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
Emo Philips.Comment
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"It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it."
Winston ChurchillComment
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"You know of course that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct."
Somerset MaughamComment
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"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."
Mignon McLaughlinComment
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"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen.Comment
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"If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips."
Woody AllenComment
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"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening.Comment
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"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
Joan Rivers.Comment
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"There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible."
PJ O'RourkeComment
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Ken Hammond.Comment
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"Sex is God's joke on human beings."
Bette DavisComment
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"Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet."
Taki.Comment
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"There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed."
George BurnsComment
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"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philips.Comment
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"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one."
Woody Allen.Comment
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