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  • FrankHolland
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2004
    • 7241
    #5301
    TRUDI
    You know how they use that gun when
    they pierce your ears? They don't
    use that when they pierce your
    nipples, do they?
    NastyDollars

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      • JamesK2
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2004
        • 6589
        #5302
        Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

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          • JamesK2
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2004
            • 6589
            #5303
            Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

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              • FrankHolland
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2004
                • 7241
                #5304
                no1 joining in ?
                NastyDollars

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                  • JamesK2
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 6589
                    #5305
                    Jules: It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

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                      • FrankHolland
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 7241
                        #5306
                        JODY
                        Forget that gun. That gun goes
                        against the entire idea behind
                        piercing. All of my piercing,
                        sixteen places on my body, every
                        one of 'em done with a needle.
                        Five in each ear. One through the
                        nipple on my left breast. One
                        through my right nostril. One
                        through my left eyebrow. One
                        through my lip. One in my clit.
                        And I wear a stud in my tongue.

                        Vince has been letting this conversation go through one ear
                        and out the other, until that last remark.
                        NastyDollars

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                          • JamesK2
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 6589
                            #5307
                            Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

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                              • FrankHolland
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 7241
                                #5308
                                VINCENT
                                (interrupting)
                                Excuse me, sorry to interrupt. I'm
                                curious, why would you get a stud
                                in your tongue?

                                Jody looks at him and says as if it were the most obvious
                                thing in the world.
                                NastyDollars

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                                  • JamesK2
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 6589
                                    #5309
                                    Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.

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                                      • JamesK2
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 6589
                                        #5310
                                        Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?

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                                          • FrankHolland
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 7241
                                            #5311
                                            JODY
                                            It's a sex thing. It helps
                                            fellatio.

                                            That thought never occurred to Vincent, but he can't deny it
                                            makes sense. Jody continues talking to Trudi, leaving Vincent
                                            to ponder the truth of her statement.
                                            NastyDollars

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                                              • JamesK2
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 6589
                                                #5312
                                                Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.

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                                                  • FrankHolland
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 7241
                                                    #5313
                                                    LANCE (OS)
                                                    Vince, you can come in now!
                                                    NastyDollars

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                                                      • JamesK2
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 6589
                                                        #5314
                                                        Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?

                                                          Comment

                                                          • JamesK2
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 6589
                                                            #5315
                                                            Jules: Fuck you.

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                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                • 7241
                                                                #5316
                                                                INT. LANCE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 14.

                                                                Lance, late-20s, is a young man with a wild and woolly
                                                                appearance that goes hand-in-hand with his wild and woolly
                                                                personality. Lance has been selling drugs his entire adult
                                                                life. He's never had a day job, never filed a tax return and
                                                                has never been arrested. He wears a red flannel shirt over a
                                                                "Speed Racer" tee-shirt.

                                                                Three bags of heroin lie on Lance's bed.

                                                                Lance and Vincent stand at the foot of the bed.
                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                  • JamesK2
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                    • 6589
                                                                    #5317
                                                                    Vincent: You give them a lot?

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • FrankHolland
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                        • 7241
                                                                        #5318
                                                                        LANCE
                                                                        Now this is Panda, from Mexico.
                                                                        Very good stuff. This is Bava,
                                                                        different, but equally good. And
                                                                        this is Choco from the Hartz
                                                                        Mountains of Germany. Now the
                                                                        first two are the same, forty-five
                                                                        an ounce -- those are friend prices
                                                                        -- but this one...
                                                                        (pointing to the Choco)
                                                                        ...this one's a little more
                                                                        expensive. It's fifty-five. But
                                                                        when you shoot it, you'll know
                                                                        where that extra money went.
                                                                        Nothing wrong with the first two.
                                                                        It's real, real, real, good shit.
                                                                        But this one's a fuckin' madman.
                                                                        NastyDollars

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                                                                          • JamesK2
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                            • 6589
                                                                            #5319
                                                                            Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.

                                                                              Comment

                                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                • 7241
                                                                                #5320
                                                                                VINCENT
                                                                                Remember, I just got back from
                                                                                Amsterdam.
                                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                                  • JamesK2
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                    • 6589
                                                                                    #5321
                                                                                    Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

                                                                                      Comment

                                                                                      • FrankHolland
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                                        • 7241
                                                                                        #5322
                                                                                        LANCE
                                                                                        Am I a hahahahahaha? Are you in
                                                                                        Inglewood? No. You're in my
                                                                                        house. White people who know the
                                                                                        difference between good shit and
                                                                                        bad shit, this is the house they
                                                                                        come to. My shit, I'll take the
                                                                                        Pepsi Challenge with Amsterdam shit
                                                                                        any ol' day of the fuckin' week.
                                                                                        NastyDollars

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                                                                                          • JamesK2
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                            • 6589
                                                                                            #5323
                                                                                            Jimmie: I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced.

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                                                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                                • 7241
                                                                                                #5324
                                                                                                VINCENT
                                                                                                That's a bold statement.
                                                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                                                  • JamesK2
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                                    • 6589
                                                                                                    #5325
                                                                                                    Yolanda: Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya.

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                                                                                                      • FrankHolland
                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                                                        • 7241
                                                                                                        #5326
                                                                                                        LANCE
                                                                                                        This ain't Amsterdam, Vince. This
                                                                                                        is a seller's market. Coke is
                                                                                                        fuckin' dead as disco. Heroin's
                                                                                                        comin' back in a big fuckin' way.
                                                                                                        It's this whole seventies retro.
                                                                                                        Bell bottoms, heroin, they're as
                                                                                                        hot as hell.

                                                                                                        Vincent takes out a roll of money that would choke a horse to
                                                                                                        death.
                                                                                                        NastyDollars

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                                                                                                          • JamesK2
                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                                            • 6589
                                                                                                            #5327
                                                                                                            Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

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                                                                                                              • JamesK2
                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                • 6589
                                                                                                                #5328
                                                                                                                Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

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                                                                                                                  • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                    • 7241
                                                                                                                    #5329
                                                                                                                    VINCENT
                                                                                                                    Give me three hundred worth of the
                                                                                                                    madman. If it's as good as you
                                                                                                                    say, I'll be back for a thousand.
                                                                                                                    NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                      • cool1
                                                                                                                        sex is good
                                                                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                        • 24939
                                                                                                                        #5330

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                                                                                                                          • JamesK2
                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                            • 6589
                                                                                                                            #5331
                                                                                                                            Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

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                                                                                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                • 7241
                                                                                                                                #5332
                                                                                                                                LANCE
                                                                                                                                I just hope I still have it.
                                                                                                                                Whaddya think of Trudi? She ain't
                                                                                                                                got a boyfriend, wanna hand out an'
                                                                                                                                get high?
                                                                                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                  • JamesK2
                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                    • 6589
                                                                                                                                    #5333
                                                                                                                                    Jules: Then what do they call it?

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                                                                                                                                      • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                        • 7241
                                                                                                                                        #5334
                                                                                                                                        VINCENT
                                                                                                                                        Which one's Trudi? The one with
                                                                                                                                        all the shit in her face?
                                                                                                                                        NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                          • JamesK2
                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                            • 6589
                                                                                                                                            #5335
                                                                                                                                            Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.

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                                                                                                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                • 7241
                                                                                                                                                #5336
                                                                                                                                                LANCE
                                                                                                                                                No, that's Jody. That's my wife.

                                                                                                                                                Vincent and Lance giggle at the "faux pas."
                                                                                                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                  • JamesK2
                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                    • 6589
                                                                                                                                                    #5337
                                                                                                                                                    Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?

                                                                                                                                                      Comment

                                                                                                                                                      • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                        • 7241
                                                                                                                                                        #5338
                                                                                                                                                        VINCENT
                                                                                                                                                        I'm on my way somewhere. I got a
                                                                                                                                                        dinner engagement. Rain check?
                                                                                                                                                        NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                          • JamesK2
                                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                            • 6589
                                                                                                                                                            #5339
                                                                                                                                                            Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".

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                                                                                                                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                • 7241
                                                                                                                                                                #5340
                                                                                                                                                                LANCE
                                                                                                                                                                No problem?

                                                                                                                                                                Vincent takes out his case of the works (utensils for shooting
                                                                                                                                                                up).
                                                                                                                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                                  • JamesK2
                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                    • 6589
                                                                                                                                                                    #5341
                                                                                                                                                                    Jules: "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?

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                                                                                                                                                                      • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                        • 7241
                                                                                                                                                                        #5342
                                                                                                                                                                        VINCENT
                                                                                                                                                                        You don't mind if I shoot up here?
                                                                                                                                                                        NastyDollars

                                                                                                                                                                          Comment

                                                                                                                                                                          • JamesK2
                                                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                            • 6589
                                                                                                                                                                            #5343
                                                                                                                                                                            Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

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                                                                                                                                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                • 7241
                                                                                                                                                                                #5344
                                                                                                                                                                                LANCE
                                                                                                                                                                                Me casa, su casa.
                                                                                                                                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                                                  • JamesK2
                                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                    • 6589
                                                                                                                                                                                    #5345
                                                                                                                                                                                    Jules: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                        • 7241
                                                                                                                                                                                        #5346
                                                                                                                                                                                        VINCENT
                                                                                                                                                                                        Mucho gracias.

                                                                                                                                                                                        Vincent takes his works out of his case and, as the two
                                                                                                                                                                                        continue to talk, Vince shoots up.
                                                                                                                                                                                        NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                                                          • JamesK2
                                                                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                            • 6589
                                                                                                                                                                                            #5347
                                                                                                                                                                                            Vincent: How many up there?

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                                                                                                                                                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                • 7241
                                                                                                                                                                                                #5348
                                                                                                                                                                                                LANCE
                                                                                                                                                                                                Still got your Malibu?
                                                                                                                                                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • JamesK2
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 6589
                                                                                                                                                                                                    #5349
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Jules: Three or four.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 7241
                                                                                                                                                                                                        #5350
                                                                                                                                                                                                        VINCENT
                                                                                                                                                                                                        You know what some fucker did to it
                                                                                                                                                                                                        the other day?
                                                                                                                                                                                                        NastyDollars

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