10 Things Straight Guys Need To Know About Gay Guys

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • European Lee
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 7133
    #1

    10 Things Straight Guys Need To Know About Gay Guys

    10. We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us.

    9. We're not sure about Ricky Martin either.

    8. We also didn't invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.

    7. We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us.

    6. Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception.

    5. we think your mini-vans are sooo cute!

    4. David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge's only choice.

    3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is.

    2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.

    And, the number one thing that straight guys need to know about gay guys is...

    1. Relax, we don't want you!

    Regards,

    Lee
    YOUR TRAFFIC IS SAFE WITH US - CONDOM CASH
    PUTTING THE GAY ADULT INDUSTRY ON YOUR PC!!
    AFFORDABLE 2257 COMPLIANT GAY + BI CONTENT
    Tags: None
    • bjjb
      Have laptop will travel
      • Mar 2004
      • 13074
      #2
      6. Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception
      Whatever happened to that reality show on Fox with the dog named Gaydar? The straight girl had to pick a mate out of like 10 guys, but the twist was some of them were gay. The 2 weeks it was on, maybe three, she had eliminated 2 or 3, but so far only one of em was gay Some funny shit. I think Fox canceled it, but there was never an official announcement.

        Comment

        • European Lee
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 7133
          #3
          Originally posted by bjjb
          but there was never an official announcement.
          Yes there was ;)

          Regards,

          Lee
          YOUR TRAFFIC IS SAFE WITH US - CONDOM CASH
          PUTTING THE GAY ADULT INDUSTRY ON YOUR PC!!
          AFFORDABLE 2257 COMPLIANT GAY + BI CONTENT

            Comment

            • Tala
              Fucked if I know
              • Dec 2002
              • 23368
              #4
              NICE

              ICQ: 11120676 | Google: mindcrime | Skype: suitemindcrime|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

                Comment

                • Olix
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 492
                  #5
                  Uhm...glad I know now.
                  # 589 092 179

                    Comment

                    • mardigras
                      Bon temps!
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 14194
                      #6
                      Originally posted by European Lee
                      And, the number one thing that straight guys need to know about gay guys is...

                      1. Relax, we don't want you!

                      Regards,

                      Lee
                      If I had a dollar for every time a gay friend chased after a straight guy...
                      .

                        Comment

                        • Dalai lama
                          Strength and Honor
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 16540
                          #7
                          Number 1 is the best one

                          A program you can trust.
                          Gallerybooster Run multiply TGPs of 1 script

                            Comment

                            • bjjb
                              Have laptop will travel
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 13074
                              #8
                              Originally posted by European Lee
                              Yes there was ;)

                              Regards,

                              Lee
                              Low ratings or too much protest from the gays?

                                Comment

                                • European Lee
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 7133
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by bjjb
                                  Low ratings or too much protest from the gays?
                                  The right-wing militant marys got ther panties in a twist about it.

                                  Regards,

                                  Lee
                                  Last edited by European Lee; 12-04-2004, 10:07 AM.
                                  YOUR TRAFFIC IS SAFE WITH US - CONDOM CASH
                                  PUTTING THE GAY ADULT INDUSTRY ON YOUR PC!!
                                  AFFORDABLE 2257 COMPLIANT GAY + BI CONTENT

                                    Comment

                                    • bjjb
                                      Have laptop will travel
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 13074
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by European Lee
                                      The right-wing military marys got ther panties in a twist about it.

                                      Regards,

                                      Lee
                                      Fuckers! That was some funny shit

                                        Comment

                                        • bjjb
                                          Have laptop will travel
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 13074
                                          #11
                                          Wanna bet they release it on DVD in a few years? lol

                                            Comment

                                            • mardigras
                                              Bon temps!
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 14194
                                              #12
                                              They said they might run it later. Perhaps it will run in summer slowdown or another on channel someday. I really wanted to see the outcome, I was batting 100 on my guesses
                                              .

                                                Comment

                                                • bjjb
                                                  Have laptop will travel
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 13074
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by mardigras
                                                  They said they might run it later. Perhaps it will run in summer slowdown or another on channel someday. I really wanted to see the outcome, I was batting 100 on my guesses
                                                  Yep me too.. Thought we might see it over this past summer but apparently Fox can only run so many bombs at a time

                                                    Comment

                                                    • spamofon
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 2999
                                                      #14

                                                        Comment

                                                        • Indica
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 809
                                                          #15
                                                          1. Relax, we don't want you!

                                                          That one by far is my favourite.

                                                            Comment

                                                            • Persius
                                                              Tap into MOBILE!
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 11779
                                                              #16
                                                              not true:

                                                              3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is

                                                                Comment

                                                                • spamofon
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 2999
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by European Lee
                                                                  10. We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us.

                                                                  9. We're not sure about Ricky Martin either.

                                                                  8. We also didn't invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.

                                                                  7. We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us.

                                                                  6. Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception.

                                                                  5. we think your mini-vans are sooo cute!

                                                                  4. David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge's only choice.

                                                                  3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is.

                                                                  2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.

                                                                  And, the number one thing that straight guys need to know about gay guys is...

                                                                  1. Relax, we don't want you!

                                                                  Regards,

                                                                  Lee

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • EricP
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 20
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by bjjb
                                                                      Whatever happened to that reality show on Fox with the dog named Gaydar? The straight girl had to pick a mate out of like 10 guys, but the twist was some of them were gay. The 2 weeks it was on, maybe three, she had eliminated 2 or 3, but so far only one of em was gay Some funny shit. I think Fox canceled it, but there was never an official announcement.

                                                                      Fox pulled the show after 2? episodes.

                                                                      Why do you think that was?

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • coolfuck
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                          • 2440
                                                                          #19
                                                                          very nice
                                                                          WANT TO PLACE YOUR TEXT/BANNER HERE?
                                                                          MSG ME:ICQ Number :43-420-088

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • Warden
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 2906
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Persius
                                                                              not true:

                                                                              3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is
                                                                              O-oh, somebody uses a lot of hair care products!
                                                                              AIM: ZeeRiddler
                                                                              ICQ: 128160005
                                                                              Warden's MS

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 51692
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  8. We also didn't invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.
                                                                                  //

                                                                                  I agree on this one black is the shit
                                                                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • Doctor Dre
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 51692
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.



                                                                                      what a beast
                                                                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • BlueDesignStudios
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                          • 9492
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          What about paying your bills lee?

                                                                                          Is that something you plan to do?

                                                                                          Blue Design Studios - Adult Design Specialists!
                                                                                          Email me for a free quote: [email protected]

                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                            Previous template Next
                                                                                            Working...