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  • FrankHolland
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2004
    • 7241

    #4751
    He calls to the Waitress.

    YOUNG MAN
    Garcon! Coffee!

    Then looks to his girl.
    NastyDollars

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    • JamesK2
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2004
      • 6589

      #4752
      Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.

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      • cool1
        sex is good
        • Sep 2001
        • 24939

        #4753
        This is gonna be a long thread

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        • FrankHolland
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2004
          • 7241

          #4754
          YOUNG MAN
          This place.

          The Waitress comes by, pouring him some more.
          NastyDollars

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          • JamesK2
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2004
            • 6589

            #4755
            Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?

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            • FrankHolland
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2004
              • 7241

              #4756
              WAITRESS
              (snotty)
              "Garcon" means boy.

              She splits.
              NastyDollars

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              • JamesK2
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2004
                • 6589

                #4757
                Jules: Fuck you.

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                • cool1
                  sex is good
                  • Sep 2001
                  • 24939

                  #4758
                  Looks like someone is gunning for the top

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                  • FrankHolland
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 7241

                    #4759
                    YOUNG WOMAN
                    Here? It's a coffee shop.
                    NastyDollars

                    Comment

                    • JamesK2
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 6589

                      #4760
                      Vincent: You give them a lot?

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                      • cool1
                        sex is good
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 24939

                        #4761
                        Doesn't matter to me I am where I want to be for now

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                        • FrankHolland
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 7241

                          #4762
                          YOUNG MAN
                          What's wrong with that? People
                          never rob restaurants, why not?
                          Bars, liquor stores, gas stations,
                          you get your head blown off
                          stickin' up one of them.
                          Restaurants, on the other hand, you
                          catch with their pants down.
                          They're not expecting to get
                          robbed, or not as expecting.
                          NastyDollars

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                          • JamesK2
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 6589

                            #4763
                            Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.

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                            • FrankHolland
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 7241

                              #4764
                              YOUNG WOMAN
                              (taking to idea)
                              I bet in places like this you could
                              cut down on the hero factor.
                              NastyDollars

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                              • JamesK2
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 6589

                                #4765
                                Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

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                                • FrankHolland
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 7241

                                  #4766
                                  YOUNG MAN
                                  Correct. Just like banks, these
                                  places are insured. The managers
                                  don't give a fuck, they're just
                                  tryin' to get ya out the door
                                  before you start pluggin' diners.
                                  Waitresses, forget it, they ain't
                                  takin' a bullet for the register.
                                  Busboys, some wetback gettin' paid
                                  a dollar fifty a hour gonna really
                                  give a fuck you're stealin' from
                                  the owner. Customers are sittin'
                                  there with food in their mouths,
                                  they don't know what's goin' on.
                                  One minute they're havin' a Denver
                                  omelette, next minute somebody's
                                  stickin' a gun in their face.

                                  The Young Woman visibly takes in the idea. The Young Man
                                  continues in a low voice.
                                  NastyDollars

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                                  • cool1
                                    sex is good
                                    • Sep 2001
                                    • 24939

                                    #4767
                                    Where from here

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                                    • JamesK2
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 6589

                                      #4768
                                      Jimmie: I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced.

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                                      • JamesK2
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 6589

                                        #4769
                                        Yolanda: Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya.

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                                        • FrankHolland
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 7241

                                          #4770
                                          YOUNG MAN
                                          See, I got the idea last liquor
                                          store we stuck up. 'Member all
                                          those customers kept comin' in?
                                          NastyDollars

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                                          • cool1
                                            sex is good
                                            • Sep 2001
                                            • 24939

                                            #4771

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                                            • JamesK2
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 6589

                                              #4772
                                              Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

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                                              • FrankHolland
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2004
                                                • 7241

                                                #4773
                                                YOUNG WOMAN
                                                Yeah.
                                                NastyDollars

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                                                • cool1
                                                  sex is good
                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                  • 24939

                                                  #4774

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                                                  • JamesK2
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 6589

                                                    #4775
                                                    Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

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                                                    • FrankHolland
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 7241

                                                      #4776
                                                      YOUNG MAN
                                                      They you got the idea to take
                                                      everybody's wallet.
                                                      NastyDollars

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                                                      • JamesK2
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 6589

                                                        #4777
                                                        Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

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                                                        • cool1
                                                          sex is good
                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                          • 24939

                                                          #4778
                                                          Getting up the post count

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                                                          • JamesK2
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 6589

                                                            #4779
                                                            Jules: Then what do they call it?

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                                                            • FrankHolland
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                              • 7241

                                                              #4780
                                                              YOUNG WOMAN
                                                              Uh-huh.
                                                              NastyDollars

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                                                              • cool1
                                                                sex is good
                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                • 24939

                                                                #4781
                                                                where you all from

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                                                                • JamesK2
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 6589

                                                                  #4782
                                                                  Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • FrankHolland
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                                    • 7241

                                                                    #4783
                                                                    YOUNG MAN
                                                                    That was a good idea.
                                                                    NastyDollars

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                                                                    • cool1
                                                                      sex is good
                                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                                      • 24939

                                                                      #4784
                                                                      so who is still here posting

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                                                                      • JamesK2
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                        • 6589

                                                                        #4785
                                                                        Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?

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                                                                        • FrankHolland
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                          • 7241

                                                                          #4786
                                                                          Originally posted by coolone
                                                                          where you all from
                                                                          c username
                                                                          NastyDollars

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                                                                          • JamesK2
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                            • 6589

                                                                            #4787
                                                                            Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".

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                                                                            • FrankHolland
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                              • 7241

                                                                              #4788
                                                                              YOUNG WOMAN
                                                                              Thank you.
                                                                              NastyDollars

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                                                                              • cool1
                                                                                sex is good
                                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                                • 24939

                                                                                #4789
                                                                                You guys are whorin too fast for me to catch up

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                                                                                • JamesK2
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 6589

                                                                                  #4790
                                                                                  Jules: "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?

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                                                                                  • FrankHolland
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                                                    • 7241

                                                                                    #4791
                                                                                    OUNG MAN
                                                                                    We made more from the wallets then
                                                                                    we did the register.
                                                                                    NastyDollars

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                                                                                    • JamesK2
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 6589

                                                                                      #4792
                                                                                      Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

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                                                                                      • cool1
                                                                                        sex is good
                                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                                        • 24939

                                                                                        #4793
                                                                                        I don't have a bot

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                                                                                        • FrankHolland
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                          • 7241

                                                                                          #4794
                                                                                          YOUNG WOMAN
                                                                                          Yes we did.
                                                                                          NastyDollars

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                                                                                          • JamesK2
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                            • 6589

                                                                                            #4795
                                                                                            Jules: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.

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                                                                                            • JamesK2
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                              • 6589

                                                                                              #4796
                                                                                              Vincent: How many up there?

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                                                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                                • 7241

                                                                                                #4797
                                                                                                Originally posted by coolone
                                                                                                I don't have a bot
                                                                                                me either, what about jamesk
                                                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                                                • JamesK2
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                  • 6589

                                                                                                  #4798
                                                                                                  Jules: Three or four.

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                                                                                                  • FrankHolland
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                                                                    • 7241

                                                                                                    #4799
                                                                                                    YOUNG MAN
                                                                                                    A lot of people go to restaurants.
                                                                                                    NastyDollars

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                                                                                                    • JamesK2
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                      • 6589

                                                                                                      #4800
                                                                                                      Vincent: That's countin' our guy?

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