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  • FrankHolland
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2004
    • 7241

    #4701
    YOUNG MAN
    (with a smile)
    Correct. I got all tonight to
    quack.

    A WAITRESS comes by with a pot of coffee.
    NastyDollars

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    • FrankHolland
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2004
      • 7241

      #4702
      WAITRESS
      Can I get anybody anymore coffee?
      NastyDollars

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      • JamesK2
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2004
        • 6589

        #4703
        Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

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        • FrankHolland
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2004
          • 7241

          #4704
          YOUNG WOMAN
          Oh yes, thank you.

          The Waitress pours the Young Woman's coffee. The Young Man
          lights up another cigarette.
          NastyDollars

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          • JamesK2
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2004
            • 6589

            #4705
            The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

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            • FrankHolland
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2004
              • 7241

              #4706
              YOUNG MAN
              I'm doin' fine.

              The Waitress leaves. The Young Man takes a drag off of his
              smoke. The Young Woman pours a ton of cream and sugar into
              her coffee.

              The Young Man goes right back into it.
              NastyDollars

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              • FrankHolland
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2004
                • 7241

                #4707
                YOUNG MAN
                I mean the way it is now, you're
                takin' the same fuckin' risk as
                when you rob a bank. You take more
                of a risk. Banks are easier!
                Federal banks aren't supposed to
                stop you anyway, during a robbery.
                They're insured, why should they
                care? You don't even need a gun in
                a federal bank.
                I heard about this guy, walked into
                a federal bank with a portable
                phone, handed the phone to the
                teller, the guy on the other end of
                the phone said: "We got this guy's
                little girl, and if you don't give
                him all your money, we're gonna
                kill 'er."
                NastyDollars

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                • JamesK2
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 6589

                  #4708
                  Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

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                  • FrankHolland
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 7241

                    #4709
                    YOUNG WOMAN
                    Did it work?
                    NastyDollars

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                    • JamesK2
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 6589

                      #4710
                      [Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]

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                      • cool1
                        sex is good
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 24939

                        #4711
                        BOO

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                        • JamesK2
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 6589

                          #4712
                          Jules Winnfield: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

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                          • FrankHolland
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 7241

                            #4713
                            YOUNG MAN
                            Fuckin' A it worked, that's what
                            I'm talkin' about! Knucklehead
                            walks in a bank with a telephone,
                            not a pistol, not a shotgun, but a
                            fuckin' phone, cleans the place
                            out, and they don't lift a fuckin'
                            finger.
                            NastyDollars

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                            • JamesK2
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 6589

                              #4714
                              Jimmie Dimmick: Knock it off, Julie.

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                              • FrankHolland
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 7241

                                #4715
                                YOUNG WOMAN
                                Did they hurt the little girl?
                                NastyDollars

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                                • JamesK2
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 6589

                                  #4716
                                  Jules Winnfield: [pause] What?

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                                  • FrankHolland
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2004
                                    • 7241

                                    #4717
                                    Originally posted by coolone
                                    BOO
                                    NastyDollars

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                                    • JamesK2
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 6589

                                      #4718
                                      Jimmie Dimmick: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead hahahahahaha in my garage.

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                                      • FrankHolland
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2004
                                        • 7241

                                        #4719
                                        YOUNG MAN
                                        I don't know. There probably never
                                        was a little girl -- the point of
                                        the story isn't the little girl.
                                        The point of the story is they
                                        robbed the bank with a telephone.
                                        NastyDollars

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                                        • JamesK2
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 6589

                                          #4720
                                          Jules Winnfield: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...

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                                          • FrankHolland
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 7241

                                            #4721
                                            YOUNG WOMAN
                                            You wanna rob banks?
                                            NastyDollars

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                                            • JamesK2
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 6589

                                              #4722
                                              Jimmie Dimmick: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead hahahahahaha Storage?"

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                                              • cool1
                                                sex is good
                                                • Sep 2001
                                                • 24939

                                                #4723
                                                Life is funny

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                                                • FrankHolland
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 7241

                                                  #4724
                                                  YOUNG MAN
                                                  I'm not sayin' I wanna rob banks,
                                                  I'm just illustrating that if we
                                                  did, it would be easier than what
                                                  we been doin'.
                                                  NastyDollars

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                                                  • FrankHolland
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 7241

                                                    #4725
                                                    YOUNG WOMAN
                                                    So you don't want to be a bank
                                                    robber?
                                                    NastyDollars

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                                                    • JamesK2
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 6589

                                                      #4726
                                                      Jules Winnfield: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

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                                                      • JamesK2
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 6589

                                                        #4727
                                                        Jimmie Dimmick: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead hahahahahaha Storage?"

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                                                        • FrankHolland
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 7241

                                                          #4728
                                                          YOUNG MAN
                                                          Naw, all those guys are goin' down
                                                          the same road, either dead or
                                                          servin' twenty.
                                                          NastyDollars

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                                                          • JamesK2
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 6589

                                                            #4729
                                                            Jules Winnfield: [pause] No. I didn't.

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                                                            • FrankHolland
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                              • 7241

                                                              #4730
                                                              YOUNG WOMAN
                                                              And no more liquor stores?
                                                              NastyDollars

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                                                              • JamesK2
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                • 6589

                                                                #4731
                                                                Jimmie Dimmick: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

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                                                                • cool1
                                                                  sex is good
                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                  • 24939

                                                                  #4732
                                                                  Looks like it is party time

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                                                                  • JamesK2
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                    • 6589

                                                                    #4733
                                                                    Jules Winnfield: Why?

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                                                                    • FrankHolland
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 7241

                                                                      #4734
                                                                      YOUNG MAN
                                                                      What have we been talking about?
                                                                      Yeah, no-more-liquor-stores.
                                                                      Besides, it ain't the giggle it
                                                                      usta be. Too many foreigners own
                                                                      liquor stores. Vietnamese,
                                                                      Koreans, they can't fuckin' speak
                                                                      English. You tell 'em: "Empty out
                                                                      the register," and they don't know
                                                                      what it fuckin' means. They make
                                                                      it too personal. We keep on, one
                                                                      of those gook motherfuckers' gonna
                                                                      make us kill 'em.
                                                                      NastyDollars

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                                                                      • cool1
                                                                        sex is good
                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                        • 24939

                                                                        #4735

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                                                                        • JamesK2
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 6589

                                                                          #4736
                                                                          Jimmie Dimmick: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead hahahahahahas ain't my fucking business, that's why!

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                                                                          • FrankHolland
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                            • 7241

                                                                            #4737
                                                                            YOUNG WOMAN
                                                                            I'm not gonna kill anybody.
                                                                            NastyDollars

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                                                                            • cool1
                                                                              sex is good
                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                              • 24939

                                                                              #4738

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                                                                              • JamesK2
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                • 6589

                                                                                #4739
                                                                                Jules: Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

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                                                                                • JamesK2
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 6589

                                                                                  #4740
                                                                                  Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

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                                                                                  • FrankHolland
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                                                    • 7241

                                                                                    #4741
                                                                                    YOUNG MAN
                                                                                    I don't wanna kill anybody either.
                                                                                    But they'll probably put us in a
                                                                                    situation where it's us of them.
                                                                                    And if it's not the gooks, it these
                                                                                    old Jews who've owned the store for
                                                                                    fifteen fuckin' generations. Ya
                                                                                    got Grandpa Irving sittin' behind
                                                                                    the counter with a fuckin' Magnum.
                                                                                    Try walkin' into one of those
                                                                                    stores with nothin' but a
                                                                                    telephone, see how far it gets you.
                                                                                    Fuck it, forget it, we're out of
                                                                                    it.
                                                                                    NastyDollars

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                                                                                    • JamesK2
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 6589

                                                                                      #4742
                                                                                      Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

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                                                                                      • JamesK2
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                                        • 6589

                                                                                        #4743
                                                                                        Jules: It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

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                                                                                        • FrankHolland
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                          • 7241

                                                                                          #4744
                                                                                          YOUNG WOMAN
                                                                                          Well, what else is there, day jobs?
                                                                                          NastyDollars

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                                                                                          • JamesK2
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                            • 6589

                                                                                            #4745
                                                                                            Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

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                                                                                            • FrankHolland
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                                              • 7241

                                                                                              #4746
                                                                                              YOUNG MAN
                                                                                              (laughing)
                                                                                              Not this life.
                                                                                              NastyDollars

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                                                                                              • JamesK2
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                                • 6589

                                                                                                #4747
                                                                                                Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.

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                                                                                                • FrankHolland
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                                  • 7241

                                                                                                  #4748
                                                                                                  YOUNG WOMAN
                                                                                                  Well what then?
                                                                                                  NastyDollars

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                                                                                                  • cool1
                                                                                                    sex is good
                                                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                                                    • 24939

                                                                                                    #4749

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                                                                                                    • JamesK2
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                      • 6589

                                                                                                      #4750
                                                                                                      Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?

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