Also; the sky is blue, Headless is fat and Lawrence Conner is retarded.
More wisdom from Captain ObviousTheFiend:
Dont ever date a chick who has a tattoo of a weapon on her body.
Never play poker against a dude whose first name is also that of a city.
Don't eat the yellow snow.
Never give a Nigerian your Paypal addy.
When the cop asks "Mind if I step in for a minute?"; say NO.
While sitting in a bar, down the rail from two geeks talking about Dungeons and Dragons, you must NEVER correct them on the number of hit points a Beholder has.
Thank you.
More wisdom from Captain ObviousTheFiend:
Dont ever date a chick who has a tattoo of a weapon on her body.
Never play poker against a dude whose first name is also that of a city.
Don't eat the yellow snow.
Never give a Nigerian your Paypal addy.
When the cop asks "Mind if I step in for a minute?"; say NO.
While sitting in a bar, down the rail from two geeks talking about Dungeons and Dragons, you must NEVER correct them on the number of hit points a Beholder has.
Thank you.
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