"You are in the process of being indoctrinated. We have not yet evolved a system of education that is not a system of indoctrination. We are sorry, but it is the best we can do. What you are being taught here is an amalgam of current prejudice and the choices of this particular culture. The slightest look at history will show how impermanent these must be. You are being taught by people who have been able to accomodate themselves to a regime of thought laid down by their predecessors. It is a self-perpetuating system. Those of you who are more robust and individual than others, will be encouraged to leave and find ways of educating yourself-educating your own judgement. Those that stay must remember, always and all the time, that they are being moulded and patterned to fit into the narrow and particular needs of this society."
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"Beer before liquor, you'll never be sicker, but liquor before beer and you're in the clear."Comment
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"We may not be able to get certainty, but we can get probability, and half a loaf is better than no bread."Comment
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"Beggars can't be choosers."Comment
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
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"Better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."Comment
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"Better late than never."Comment
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"I am always grieved when a man of real talent dies, for the world needs such men more than heaven does."Comment
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Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?Comment
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"Better safe than sorry."Comment
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What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouserComment
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"Better the devil you know than the devil you don't."Comment
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"The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do well, and doing well whatever you do without thought of fame. If it comes at all it will come because it is deserved, not because it is sought after."Comment
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"Birds of a feather flock together."Comment
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fishComment
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"Bitter pills may have blessed effects."Comment
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"Getting ahead in a difficult profession -- singing, acting, writing, whatever -- requires avid faith in yourself. You must be able to sustain yourself against staggering blows and unfair reversals. When I think back to those first couple of years in Rome, those endless rejections, without a glimmer of encouragement from anyone, all those failed screen tests, and yet I never let my desire slide away from me, my belief in myself and what I felt I could achieve."Comment
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.Comment
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"Blood is thicker than water."Comment
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.Comment
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"Blood will out."Comment
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"A preacher must be both soldier and shepherd. He must nourish, defend, and teach; he must have teeth in his mouth, and be able to bite and fight."Comment
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"Boys will be boys."Comment
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.Comment
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"Brain is better than brawn."Comment
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"A wise man ought always to follow the paths beaten by great men, and to imitate those who have been supreme, so that if his ability does not equal theirs, at least it will savor of it. Let him act like the clever archers who, designing to hit the mark which yet appears too far distant, and knowing the limits to which the strength of their bow attains, take aim much higher than the mark, not to reach by their strength or arrow to so great a height, but to be able with the aid of so high an aim to hit the mark they wish to reach."Comment
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"Bread is the staff of life."Comment
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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.Comment
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"The ultimate leader is one who is willing to develop people to the point that they surpass him or her in knowledge and ability."Comment
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"Breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, dine like a pauper."Comment
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If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Attila the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twiceComment
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"So. The time has come for me to get my kite flying, stretch out in the sun, kick off my shoes, and speak my piece. 'The days of struggle are over,' I should be able to say. 'I can look back now and tell myself I don't have a single regret.' But I do. Many years ago a very wise man named Bernard Baruch took me aside and put his arm around my shoulder. 'Harpo, my boy,' he said, 'I'm going to give you three pieces of advice, three things you should always remember.' My heart jumped and I glowed with expectation. I was going to hear the magic password to a rich, full life from the master himself. 'Yes, sir?' I said. And he told me the three things. I regret that I've forgotten what they were."Comment
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"Butter is gold in the morning, silver at noon, lead at night."Comment
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"We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities, talents, direction, missions, callings."Comment
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"Chance favors the prepared mind."Comment
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"One may no more live in the world without picking up the moral prejudices of the world than one will be able to go to hell without perspiring."Comment
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"Cider on beer, never fear; beer upon cider, makes a bad rider."Comment
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"The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who Is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost invariably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane and intolerable, and so, if he is romantic, he tries to change it. And if he is not romantic personally, he is apt to spread discontent among those who are."Comment
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I can please only one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.Comment
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"Close but no cigar."Comment
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"What you have in your mind, your talents, your native abilities, no one can take from you. When you die you take them with you. Use them diligently while you are here."Comment
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"Clothes don't make the man."Comment
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"There is only one success ... to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it."Comment
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"Common sense ain't common."Comment
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Wow... 2 people with over 1k posts already??
That's insane...
I'm just a newbie.Comment
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The AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep counting.Comment
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"Cowards die many times, but a brave man only dies once."Comment
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The CLINTON virus: gives you a 7-inch hard drive with NO memory.Comment
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