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**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:00 AM

"Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want."

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:01 AM

What's black and white and red all over?
A nun being devoured by Satanic zombie babies.

**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:01 AM

"Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust."

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:01 AM

What's red and gray and splashes?
A zombie baby playing in a puddle of brains.

**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:01 AM

"I've had enough success for two lifetimes,
My success is talent put together with hard work and luck."

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:01 AM

How do you put a zombie baby to sleep?
Decapitate it, set it on fire, and scatter the ashes.

**VeriSexy** · 12-04-2004, 04:01 AM

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**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:01 AM

What's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
Watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you.

**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:01 AM

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:02 AM

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**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:02 AM

"Not houses finely roofed or the stones of walls well builded, nay nor canals and dockyards make the city, but men able to use their opportunity."

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:02 AM

What's blue, red, and goes "pop"?
A zombie baby exploding out of Cookie Monster's belly.

**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:02 AM

"People of mediocre ability sometimes achieve outstanding success because they don't know when to quit. Most men succeed because they are determined to."

**VeriSexy** · 12-04-2004, 04:02 AM

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**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:02 AM

"The truly skillful politician is one who, when he comes to a fork in the road, goes both ways."

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:02 AM

What's red, and covered in ribbons?
Zombie baby playing in intestines.

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:03 AM

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and one of zombie babies?
The bowling balls don't try and bite off your fingers when you unload them.

**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:03 AM

"Doing easily what others find difficult is talent; doing what is impossible for talent is genius."

**VeriSexy** · 12-04-2004, 04:03 AM

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**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:03 AM

"Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives."

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:03 AM

What's the best gift to give a zombie baby?
A zombie puppy.

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:03 AM

What's green, blue, red, and tastes funny?
A zombie baby eating a clown.

**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:03 AM

"What really distinguishes this generation in all countries from earlier generations ? is its determination to act, its joy in action, the assurance of being able to change things by one's own efforts."

**VeriSexy** · 12-04-2004, 04:03 AM

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**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:03 AM

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:04 AM

What's white and red and wears rubber gloves?
A doctor being eaten alive by a zombie baby

**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:04 AM

"The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are beyond human achievement and that men have been able to live happily for thousands of years in a state of genial frailty."

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:04 AM

What's red and sits in a high chair?
A zombie baby eating a twitching, human foot.

**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:04 AM

"It takes little talent to see what lies under one's nose, a good deal to know in what direction to point that organ."

**VeriSexy** · 12-04-2004, 04:04 AM

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**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:04 AM

What did the Mommy Aborigine say to the Daddy Aborigine?
"A zombie baby ate my dingo!"

**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:04 AM

"Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life."

**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:05 AM

"Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it."

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:05 AM

What's cuter than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby with a bunny head in its mouth.

**VeriSexy** · 12-04-2004, 04:05 AM

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**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:05 AM

"Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend."

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:05 AM

What's small, red, and can't turn around in a corridor?
A zombie baby impaled on a 7-foot iron spear.

**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:05 AM

"Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not."

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:05 AM

What did the Zombie Mommy say to the Zombie Baby?
"You have your Father's eyes?in your fists behind your back!"

**VeriSexy** · 12-04-2004, 04:06 AM

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**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:06 AM

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**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:06 AM

"There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent you have to work very hard. With God-given talent, you just touch it up once in a while."

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:06 AM

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**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:06 AM

"There must be such a thing as a child with average ability, but you can't find a parent who will admit that it is his child."

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**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:06 AM

"Beyond talent lie all the usual words: discipline, love, luck -- but, most of all, endurance."

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**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:07 AM

"During my eighty-seven years I have witnessed a whole succession of technological revolutions. But none of them has done away with the need for character in the individual or the ability to think."

**FrankHolland** · 12-04-2004, 04:07 AM

"In producers, loafing is productive; and no creator, of whatever magnitude, has ever been able to skip that stage, any more than a mother can skip gestation."

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 04:07 AM

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