"Ready money works great cures."
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The Blonde Flight Attendant
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"Comment
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"With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing well too."Comment
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The Blonde Fox
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.Comment
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The Blonde Hostess
Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?
For people who don't drink.Comment
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The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare
A blonde lady nervously took her typewriter to the doctor and said she thought it was pregnant. The doctor said why do you think that? She said, ''Because it missed a period.''Comment
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The Blonde's Roadside Emergency
A blonde's car had broken down. A cop pulled up and asked her what the group of naked men next to her were doing. The blonde said, ''They are my emergency flashers.''Comment
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The Blonde's Special Order
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice cream parlor together. The brunette went up and asked for a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream. The counter man was confused, but gave her a Dr. Pepper float with no ice cream.
The redhead went up and asked for a single dip of vanilla ice cream with Pepsi poured over it. The man was really confused now. But he gave the redhead her order.
The blonde was listening to the other two women and thought that she should have a ''special order'' too. So she went up and asked for an extra-large root beer, but hold the roots.Comment
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"There wouldn't be such a thing as counterfeit gold if there were no real gold somewhere."Comment
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The Blondes and the Rocking Party
Three blonde friends were walking home from a party one night, and one says, ''What'd you think of the party?''
The first one replies, ''It rocked.''
The second one says, ''Yeah it did rock.''
The third one says, ''Thanks to the couple upstairs!''Comment
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The Blondes' Revenge
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.Comment
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"Ah, Hope! what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles, that teach us to look behind the dark clouds of to-day, for the golden beams that are to gild the morrow."Comment
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The Burning Building
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were on top of a burning building. When the firemen got there they stretched the trampoline out and told the brunette to jump. She jumped, then the firemen moved back and she died.
Then they moved back and told the redhead to jump. She said ''No! I saw what you just did!'' The firemen replied, ''we don't like brunettes, we won't move this time!'' So she believed them and jumped. They moved again, then returned to where they were.
Then they told the blonde to jump. She replied ''No I saw what you did to them!'' The firemen said, ''we don't like brunettes or redheads, we like blondes!'' She then said ''OK! I'll tell you what to do! All of you put the net on the ground and BACK UP!''Comment
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The Midget Scopes the Blonde
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him.
?Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,? yells the midget.
The blonde looks down and says, ?I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.?
The midget replies, ?Not from where I'm standing.?Comment
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"Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with."Comment
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The Muffler
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.
"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."
"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"Comment
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The Perfect Woman
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.Comment
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"I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money."Comment
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"Concentration of wealth and power has been built upon other people's money, other people's business, other people's labor. Under this concentration, independent business ? has been a menace to ? American society."Comment
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"Happiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort."Comment
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"The thing that I should wish to obtain from money would be leisure with security."Comment
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The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde
6. Both are made out of plastic.
5. Both are full of hot air.
4. Both are frequently passed from man to man.
3. Both have been known to score.
2. Both are often handled by hot, sweaty guys on television.
1. Women aren't especially fond of them.Comment
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"The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it."Comment
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The Wet and the Blonde
Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?
The sign said ''Wet Floor.''Comment
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"The deepest American dream is not the hunger for money or fame; it is the dream of settling down, in peace and freedom and cooperation, in the promised land."Comment
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