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  • BastarD
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    #2751
    Blondes and Brunettes

    Q: Why did God create blondes?
    A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
    Q: Why did God create brunettes?
    A: Neither could the blondes.

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      • BastarD
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        #2753
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          #2754

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          • BastarD
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            #2755
            Blondes and Buses

            Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus?
            A: She took the Q22 twice.

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            • BastarD
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              #2756
              Blondes and Butter

              Q: What do blondes have in common with butter?
              A: They both spread for bread.

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                • BastarD
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                  #2758
                  Blondes and Candles

                  Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
                  A: Sits around a candle
                  Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
                  A: Lights it

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                  • BastarD
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                    #2759
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                      • BastarD
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                        #2761
                        Blondes and Colds

                        Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
                        A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

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                        • BastarD
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                          #2762
                          Blondes and Cops

                          One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.
                          ''You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''

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                          • BastarD
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                            #2763
                            Blondes and cow patties

                            What do blondes and cow patties have in common?
                            The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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                            • BastarD
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                              #2764
                              Blondes and Fun

                              Q: Why do blondes have more fun ?
                              A: They're easier to keep amused.

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                              • BastarD
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                                #2765
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                                  #2766
                                  Blondes and Gas Stations

                                  Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
                                  A: The Air Pump!

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                                  • BastarD
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                                    #2767
                                    Blondes and Ice Cubes

                                    Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
                                    A: Because they always forget the recipe.

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                                    • BastarD
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                                      #2768
                                      Blondes and Iceberg

                                      Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope. One of the blondes was looking through the telescope and said, ''We're saved! Look, it's the Titanic!''

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                                        • BastarD
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                                          #2770
                                          Blondes and Pianos

                                          Why are Blondes like pianos?
                                          Because when they're not upright they are grand!

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                                              • BastarD
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                                                #2773
                                                Blondes and Pickles

                                                Why don't blondes eat pickles?
                                                Because they can't get their head in the jar.

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                                                • BastarD
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                                                  #2774
                                                  Blondes and Pierced Ears

                                                  Q: How do blondes pierce their ears ?
                                                  A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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                                                  • BastarD
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                                                    #2775
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                                                      #2776
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                                                        • BastarD
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                                                          #2778
                                                          Blondes and Turtles

                                                          What do turtles and blondes have in common?
                                                          If they're on their back, they're screwed!

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                                                            • BastarD
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                                                              #2780
                                                              Blondes and Virgins

                                                              Q: What do virgins and blondes have in common?

                                                              A: Nothing!

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                                                                #2781


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                                                                  • BastarD
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                                                                    #2783
                                                                    Blondes and Waterskiing

                                                                    Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?
                                                                    When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!

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                                                                    • BastarD
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                                                                      #2784
                                                                      Blondes Are Whores, Apparently

                                                                      What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
                                                                      All you can eat for under a buck.

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                                                                        • BastarD
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                                                                          #2786
                                                                          Blondes at a Drive-In

                                                                          Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
                                                                          They went to see ''Closed for the Winter''.

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                                                                          • BastarD
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                                                                            #2787
                                                                            Blondes at Sea

                                                                            What do you call nine blondes in the ocean?
                                                                            An air pocket.

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                                                                            • BastarD
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                                                                              #2788
                                                                              Blondes Doing the Wave

                                                                              Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdome?
                                                                              While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

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                                                                              • BastarD
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                                                                                #2789
                                                                                Blondes in a Box

                                                                                What do you call 24 blondes in a box?
                                                                                A case of empties!

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                                                                                • BastarD
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                                                                                  #2790
                                                                                  Blondes in a Convertible

                                                                                  Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.
                                                                                  Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,

                                                                                  "HURRY, HURRY, IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"

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                                                                                    #2791
                                                                                    Blondes in a Frying Pan

                                                                                    Q.What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan?
                                                                                    A. Over easy.

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                                                                                      #2792
                                                                                      Blondes in a Volkswagen

                                                                                      Q: What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?
                                                                                      A: Far-from-thinkin

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                                                                                          #2794
                                                                                          Blondes in Sears

                                                                                          Why do blondes go to Sears?
                                                                                          Because the boys pants were half off!

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                                                                                              #2796
                                                                                              Blondes Love Puzzles

                                                                                              There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting ''44 days! 44 days!'' One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie Monster in a frame. The bartender leaned towards the blonde holding the puzzle and asked, ''Why are you chanting 44 days?'' She set down the puzzle on the counter and said, ''A lot of people think us blondes are dumb, so to show them, we bought this puzzle and put it together. It said 1-3 months but we completed it in 44 days!'''

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                                                                                                #2797
                                                                                                Blondes Making Kool-Aid

                                                                                                Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
                                                                                                Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

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                                                                                                  #2798
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                                                                                                    #2799
                                                                                                    Blondes n' Crayons

                                                                                                    How do you know when a blonde has lost her virginity?
                                                                                                    Her crayons are wet.

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                                                                                                      #2800
                                                                                                      Blondes on a Rope

                                                                                                      There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up a mountain. They had nothing to hold them to the rope. The rope began slipping and breaking.The brunette said, ''Girls, I'm going to let go of the rope, since it can't hold all of us. Your lives are more important to me. There are also many more of you..." and she made a big speech about how special they were. At the end, all of the blondes started clapping.

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