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**VeriSexy** · 12-04-2004, 01:07 AM

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**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:07 AM

Blonde's Shoes

Q: Why do blondes have ?TGIF? on their shoes?
A: ?Toes go in first.?

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**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:08 AM

Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?
"Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"

**VeriSexy** · 12-04-2004, 01:09 AM

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**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:09 AM

Blonde's Tricycle

Q: What kind of tricycle does a blonde have?
A: The one with the kick stand.

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:09 AM

Blonde's Twinkle

How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:09 AM

Blonde's Vocabulary

What's the one word a blonde absolutely, positively cannot say?
No.

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:10 AM

Blonde's Wine

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine ?
A: ''Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami !''

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:10 AM

Blonde, Brunette, Blonde

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

Translator.

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:10 AM

I get deep,
I get deep,
I get deep...

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:11 AM

I get deeper, Huh?

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:11 AM

... Into this thing..

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:11 AM

The deeper I go,..

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:12 AM

.. More knowledge I know..

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:12 AM

Fatboy S - Song For Shelter

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:12 AM

Blonde, Redhead, Parrot

One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead's house while the redhead's father was out. The father had a pet parrot, which he did not let anyone else touch. But, when he left, the girls took him out. The girls were playing with it, when the blonde grabbed the parrot and accidentally ripped out one of its wings. ?Now you've done it!? the red head yelled at the blonde. ?Go buy him another one just like that, here's some money.? The redhead went into her piggy bank and gave the blonde $50. ?Okay,? said the blonde, ?but it's going to hard to find a parrot with only one wing.?

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:12 AM

Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman

Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up?
A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real !'

**VeriSexy** · 12-04-2004, 01:13 AM

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**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:14 AM

Blonde...Bananas

Why don't blondes eat bananas?
They can't find the zipper.

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:14 AM

Just a fuckin BastarD.

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:15 AM

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**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:16 AM

Blonde...Bucket

What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde ?

Bucket seats.

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:16 AM

Blonde...Faxes

How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax?
There's a stamp on it.

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:16 AM

I wonder hat FrankY is doin

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:17 AM

Blonde...Foreplay

What do blondes do for foreplay ?

Remove their underwear.

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:17 AM

Blonde...Hair Up

Why do blondes wear their hair up?
To catch everything that goes over their heads.

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:17 AM

Blonde...Infant Scale

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.
"That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:18 AM

Blonde...Passenger

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone.

**VeriSexy** · 12-04-2004, 01:18 AM

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**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:18 AM

Blonde...Sweet-n-Low

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
She thought it was Diet Coke!

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:18 AM

Blondehole

What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?
You swerve to miss a pothole!

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:19 AM

BlondeMotorWorks

Why does a blond prefer BMW over Chevrolet?
She can spell BMW!

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:19 AM

I'm

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:19 AM

Blonderrific Hair!

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:20 AM

Blondes 'n' Birth Control

Why don't blondes take birth control pills?
Because they keep falling out.

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:20 AM

Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So the guys telling 'em can understand 'em!

**VeriSexy** · 12-04-2004, 01:21 AM

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**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:21 AM

Checkin my gmail acc

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:22 AM

Blondes and Basketball

At the basketball game why did the blonde say, ''I stopped aging!''
Because the clock stopped.

**BastarD** · 12-04-2004, 01:22 AM

Blondes and Bricks

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?
A brick wall's only been laid once!

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