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Old 01-03-2006, 12:19 PM  
kristin
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Originally Posted by RRRED
Nice! Did he post his pics?
No damn it!

Here's another good one:

"It is my best friends 50h birthday party, and his birthday wish is to have two "French Maids" living in his Mt. Pleasant (near Charleston) home. I am his best friend, an affluent California businessman coming to visit my best bud for three days and nights to help him celebrate the momentous occassion.

The job will probably be the most fun you could have in three days, and go home with $1,000 cash in your pocket. All transportation expenses will be paid. Job requirements is to play the role of the sexy French Maid, and cater to the whims of two really terrific, good shape, non-weird, nice guys who can afford to indulge their whims and fantasies. When I visit, we plan to party from the moment we wake up, go to nice restaurants and clubs, visit some Charleston shops, and have nothing but fun for 3 days. you will be our "girlfriends" for the time, and act as French Maids when we are at the house. Costume provided. I know it is kind of silly, but I am hoping someone out there thinks its sounds like fun too and can use the money. If you want to discuss the possibilities, please e-mail me with your description, and I will give you my phone number so we can chat. Also, I will send photos of us, and detailed information so you can feel comfortable. By the way, no experience is necessary! If you are between jobs, this is a fun way to make a few extra bucks and pay for those Christmas presents. We have an opening for two maids, so if you want to do this with a girlfriend, that is fine. We will pay $1,000.00 each plus transportation."
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