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kristin · 01-03-2006, 12:15 PM

HOLY SHIT!! Under adult gigs, title "Can You Cook?"

"Dad (widower) and two high school girls need help at home. We need you to cook one meal a day, dinner, to be ready about 6:30 PM. Not every day, I travel some and the girls are busy. In exchange, you will get FREE room and board. Private room and bath, personal computer/printer with high speed internet access, FREE phone calling anywhere in North America. If you complete a 6 month committment, you can take the PC/printer with you. If you are willing to sneak into my bedroom for mutual pleasure, we can come up with some other incentives.

There is plenty of parking, a 5 bedroom house, 2 fireplaces, hot tub, several TV's, steros etc. Library, office, deck, patio. You can count on being part of any cocktail parties or whatever. Very close to UCCS, Colorado College and other schools. It would be cool if you were 420 friendly also. Great friends in the area, lots of get togethers. You'll be part of the family, not a servant."

This is the best I've ever seen ... 420 friendly. HAHAHA!

01-03-2006, 12:15 PM
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	HOLY SHIT!! Under adult gigs, title "Can You Cook?" "Dad (widower) and two high school girls need help at home. We need you to cook one meal a day, dinner, to be ready about 6:30 PM. Not every day, I travel some and the girls are busy. In exchange, you will get FREE room and board. Private room and bath, personal computer/printer with high speed internet access, FREE phone calling anywhere in North America. If you complete a 6 month committment, you can take the PC/printer with you. If you are willing to sneak into my bedroom for mutual pleasure, we can come up with some other incentives. There is plenty of parking, a 5 bedroom house, 2 fireplaces, hot tub, several TV's, steros etc. Library, office, deck, patio. You can count on being part of any cocktail parties or whatever. Very close to UCCS, Colorado College and other schools. It would be cool if you were 420 friendly also. Great friends in the area, lots of get togethers. You'll be part of the family, not a servant." This is the best I've ever seen ... 420 friendly. HAHAHA! __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."