17. Why do you shit your pants so often?
Ok, let's get this straight, I do not shit my pants often. All of this happened when I was in Ibiza Spain for a week of drinking, dancing and other substances. We have all had what I call "assidents" while out in public and I happened to have 2 in Ibiza. The first assident happened after traveling for like 24hrs.
This is a nice story. So, I travel from San Diego to Washington Dulles Airport. Then I am off to Amsterdam. I run into Uncle D and I am pissed because my phone is not working and I had just bought a SIM card. Uncle D and I say our goodbyes and I am off to Barcelona. FINALLY off on my last leg to Ibiza. I arrive at 10pm and have no idea if anyone is picking me up. I actually don't care at this point, as I am just excited to finally get there. So, I get there and the airport is packed. I'm looking for Gerard and I can't call him because my phone doesn't work, so I am trying to get a hold of the place we are staying at. I get in touch with the lady, whose place we are staying at, but the connection is bad from the pay phone. Fortunately I have the address of the place we are staying at. As I turn around to go and get a cab a person places a hand on my shoulder and lo and behold it is Mr. Romance SPACash Gerard! It was like seeing a long lost Brother. Anyways, we go outside and I feel like a bolt of lightning has gone through my body and reenergized me. I'm thinking I get to go the place and shower, but no, they say we are going the opposite direction and that I have to change right then and there. So, like the trooper I am, I get changed in the parking lot and throw some deodorant on. From there, we went straight out and I am operating on minimal sleep. So, this is what I attribute my 1st assident to.
Here's a pic of me that first night trying to pick up on some of the locals with Angelo aka Italian Stallion.
The only thing that bummed me out about the whole thing, was that I had to throw away 2 pairs of Calvin Klein's!!!
