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"No lower can a man descend than to interpret his dreams into gold and silver."Comment
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"I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is -- I could be just as proud for half the money."Comment
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"All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever green."Comment
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"Know'st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in the deep thicket's gloom, Where a wind ever soft from the blue heaven blows, And the groves are of laurel and myrtle and rose?"Comment
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"The university's characteristic state may be summarized by the words of the lady who said, "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."Comment
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"The darkest hour in any man's life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it."Comment
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"Everything can be learned, including, to a very large extent, to be what you are not. You can learn to be pretty if you are plain, charming if you are dull, thin if you are fat, youthful if you are aging, how to write though you are inarticulate, how to make money though you are not good with figures."Comment
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"Creativity comes from zeal to do something, generally it is to make some money."Comment
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"Inflation continues till common man is completely sucked out of money, then recession sets in and continues till he becomes suckable again."Comment
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"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"Comment
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"I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when someone kills someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet."Comment
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"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money."Comment
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"What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep."Comment
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"If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, 'I swallowed it. So sue me.'"Comment
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"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back."Comment
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"I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out west and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say, 'Looking for gold, ya durn fool.' He'd say, 'Your pick is gold.' And I'd say, 'well, that was easy.' Good joke, huh?"Comment
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"I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick."Comment
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"Many people do not realize that the snowshoe can be used for a great many things besides walking on snow. For instance, it can be used to carry pancakes from the stove to the breakfast table. Also, it can be used to carry uneaten pancakes from the table to the garbage. Finally, it can be used as a kind of stainer, where you force pancakes through the strings to see if a piece of gold got in a pancake somehow."Comment
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"If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus."Comment
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"Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have."Comment
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"He who loses money losses much. He who loses a friend loses more. But he who loses faith loses all."Comment
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"The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough."Comment
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"A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even ... without any hope of doing it well."Comment
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"Words are wise men's counters, they do but reckon with them, but they are the money of fools."Comment
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"Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers."Comment
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"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and put it in your pocket."Comment
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"When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money."Comment
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"To make inexpensive guns impossible to get is to say that you're putting a money test on getting a gun. It's racism in its worst form."Comment
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"As gold which he cannot spend will make no man rich, so knowledge which he cannot apply will make no man wise."Comment
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"Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own money, and has nobody to whom he is to account. You won't eat less beef today, because you have written down what it cost yesterday."Comment
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