Blonde in Motion
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A blonde doing cartwheels.
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A blonde doing cartwheels.
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Blonde in Natchitoches
Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, ''Before we order could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly.'' The blonde leaned over and said ''Burrrrrrr Gurrrrrr Kingggg.''Comment
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Blonde in Pain
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."
The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"
Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"
She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"
She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"
The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You''ve just got a broken index finger."Comment
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Blonde in the Mirror
Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.
She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."
The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"Comment
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Blonde in the Morning
Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?
A: Go home!Comment
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Blonde in the Third Grade
Three third graders were walking down the street: a redhead, brunnette, and a blonde.
Which one had the best figure?
The blonde - she was 18.Comment
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Blonde in Your Fridge
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?
A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.Comment
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Blonde Invention
What was the only invention a blonde came up with that did not pass the patent board?
Ejection seats in helicopters.Comment
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Blonde Job Application
On an application form, what does a blonde put down for ''SEX?''
''Lots.''Comment
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Blonde Joke
Want to hear three blonde jokes?
Listen to Hanson!Comment
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Blonde Jokes
Why are Blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can understand them.Comment
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Why these jokes are so fuckin stupid.......
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Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?
How many blonde jokes are there?
None, they're all true!Comment
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Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, ''I've kidnapped you.''
She then wrote a note saying,''I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.'' The blonde pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, ''How could you do this to a fellow blonde?''Comment
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Blonde Laugh
How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday!Comment
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Blonde Lesbian
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!Comment
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Blonde License
Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back?
Because she got an ''F'' in Sex.Comment
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Blonde Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.Comment
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Blonde Lightning Storm
Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?
A: Because they think they're getting their picture taken!Comment
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Blonde Looking for a Job
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED.
''Yes.''Comment
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Blonde Loses Sweet Job
Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?
She threw away all the "W&W's"Comment
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Blonde lumberjack
This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give her a job.
"Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day," the foreman told her. The blonde woman didn't see this as a problem, so she went out with the Chainsaw and did her best.
She came back sweating like a pig. ''Christ, how many trees did you cut down?'' asked the foreman.
''6'' she replied.
''What!? You have to do beter than that. Get up earlier tommorow.'' The foreman said. So she did. Out she went with the chainsaw, she came back that night exhausted.
'How many this time?'' asked the foreman.
''12'' she said.
The foreman says, ''That does it. I'm coming out there with you tommorow morning.''
The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and says, ''This is how to cut down trees really quickly.'' He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud BRRRRRRUM. He notices the blonde is looking at him frantically. So he asks her what's wrong. She replies, ''What the hell is that?'''Comment
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Blonde Makeup
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
She was trying to make up her mind!Comment
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Blonde Mating Call
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?
A: "I'm soooo drunk."Comment
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Blonde Meets Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios?
"Neato...Doughnut seeds!"Comment
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Blonde Minivan Tragedy
Four blondes are driving in a minivan when it goes over a cliff. The tragedy is, the minivan could've held eight blondes.Comment
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This shit is most boring thing on EarthComment
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I will just remind my girl to myself....Comment
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Hell yeah, I love you !
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Cigarette ? ok....Comment
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"Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with pompous dignity."Comment
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"Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right."Comment
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