Blonde Ambition
Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
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Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff
Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first?
A: The brunette -- the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.Comment
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Blonde and a Pig
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, ''Where did you get that?''
The pig says, ''I won her in a raffle!''Comment
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Blonde and a Sock
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''Comment
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Blonde and Brunette, Falling
A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.Comment
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Blonde and Calculator
Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?
She couldn't find the 10 key.Comment
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Blonde and Clock
Q: Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window?
A: So she could see time fly!Comment
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Blonde and Dictionary
A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette's word was quizzical. The redhead's word was photosynthesis. The blonde's word was dick.Comment
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Blonde and Doorknobs
What do blondes and doorknobs have in common?
Everyone gets a turnComment
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Blonde and Drive-Thru
What do you ask a blonde in a drive-thru?
Is that for here or to go?Comment
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Blonde and Elephants
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elephants walking across the plains with sunglasses on?
A: Nothing, she didn't recognize them.Comment
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Blonde and Genie
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish.
The redhead went first. ''I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!''
"Okay,'' replied the genie. And off she went.
Then the brunette went. ''I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!''
And off she went.
The blonde started crying and said, ''I wish my friends were back here!''Comment
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Blonde and Goldfish
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ''Now, what do I give them to drink?''Comment
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Blonde and Halogen
What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort!Comment
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Blonde and House
Q: What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater?
A: A blonde trying to set fire to it.Comment
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Blonde and License Plates
A blonde wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn't afford them. So she changed her name to JKM345.Comment
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Blonde and Lightbulb
How many minutes does it take a blonde to screw in a lightbulb?
She doesn't know ? she's used to screwing other things.Comment
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Blonde and Missed Bus
She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.Comment
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Blonde and Picture
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.Comment
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Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, ''Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.''Comment
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Blonde and Prawn
What do blondes and shrimps have in common?
Their heads are full of shit, but the pink bits are nice.Comment
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Blonde and Rock n' Roller
What did the blonde say to the rock n' roller?
''How awesome is Britney Spears?!!!''Comment
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Blonde and shower caps
A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her breasts.
A guy asked her, "Hey, what's with the shower caps?"
"Shower caps?" she responded, "These are booby condoms!"Comment
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Fuck it's boring
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Blonde and Taxi
Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common?
A: Everyone's been in and out for $2.00.Comment
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Blonde and the Bottle Cap
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''Comment
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Blonde and Tracks
What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
They have both been laid all over America.Comment
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Blonde and Waitress
Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' nametag?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''Comment
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Blonde Arrow
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.Comment
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Blonde at Starbucks
A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced Cappuccino.
''Do you want it hot or cold?''Comment
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Blonde at the Appliance Store
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.Comment
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Blonde at the Doctor's
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.
When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"Comment
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Blonde Basement
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.Comment
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Blonde Battallion
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!Comment
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Blonde Bedtime
What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10:00 pm?
She goes home.Comment
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Blonde Bellybutton
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
Her husband was a blonde too!Comment
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Blonde Bicycle
Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?
A: It was going too fast for her to get on.Comment
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Blonde Bird
What do you call a blonde bird?
A swallow!Comment
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Blonde Bird Killer
How does a blonde kill a bird?
She throws it off a cliff.Comment
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Blonde Bird Watcher
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ''Look, a dead bird.''
And the blonde looks up and says, ''Where?''Comment
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blonde fuckin blonde jokezzzzzzComment
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Blonde Boobies
Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?
It hurts to boil their nipples!Comment
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Blonde Brains
Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks?
A: Nothing.Comment
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Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding
Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding?
A: She was told she was supposed to hold up the bride's train.Comment
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Blonde Brushing Hair
Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair?
A: Pulled up her pants.Comment
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Blonde Bummer
What do you call a pimple on a blonde's butt?
A brain tumor.Comment
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Blonde Car Hijinx!
What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
Turning off the car!Comment
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Blonde Carpenter
A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames on a 50-story building. He was using an electric saw and accidentally cut one of his ears off. A guy was walking along the street below him so he called out, ''Hey, you on the street, can you see my ear down there?'' The guy on the street picks up an ear saying, ''Is this it?'' ''No,'' was the reply from the blonde carpenter, ''mine had a pencil behind it.''Comment
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Blonde Cattle Ranchers
Why don't Blondes make good cattle ranchers?
They can't keep their calves together.Comment
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