Originally posted by FrankHolland
gonna join us??
gonna join us??
He used to post but we are too fuckin good ??
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He used to post but we are too fuckin good ??
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post with usOriginally posted by pornpf69
damn I think I lost some positions...
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And .............. the 29 page
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Originally posted by FrankHolland
What is green and jumps from bed to bed?
A prostitoad.
my frog called "whore"Comment
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He can still catch up, I can't post all the time, I need to sleep, work, fuck, eat......Originally posted by BastarD
He used to post but we are too fuckin good ??
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Why do women like making love to Greg Norman, the Australian golfer?
Because he always finishes second!Comment
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Franky wanna link to song what I love to listen now ?Comment
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Can you guess what I am?
I am about six inches long. I have a bush at one end, and when rubbed hard I produce a white frothy substance. I move back and forth and in and out.
Answer: I'm a toothbrushComment
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sureOriginally posted by BastarD
Franky wanna link to song what I love to listen now ?
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Gumor said to Selma. Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton? Selma said "No."
Gumor asked her again Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton? Selma said "No."
Gumor asks her again Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton? Selma says "OK."
A minute later Selma says Gumor that's not my bellybutton. Gumor says, ''Suprise, Suprise! That's not my finger either.''Comment
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There were these two guys at the pub, and one guy said to the other, ''Let's go downtown and get a couple of girls!'' So they went downtown that night, but the girls they found thought they were sleazy and decided to play a trick on them by slipping out and sticking blow-up dolls in the beds.
The next morning one of the guys said, ''I think my girl was dead, because she didn't grunt or groan when we were having sex last night.'' The other guy said, ''I think my girl was a witch, because when I bit her on the tit she hissed and flew away....''Comment
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http://qpack.so.pl/mp3/Cradle_Of_Filth_-_Nymphetamine/Originally posted by FrankHolland
sure
Listen to 4th song - Gabrielle, and also you can download 6th, 12, and 14th. These song are simply awsome
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Q. Why are guys faster than girls?
A. They have a stick shift and ball bearings.Comment
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And now my beer finished..
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OMG! You posted here a lot.....
ok, 1000 is yours.....
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alright downloading!!Originally posted by BastarD
http://qpack.so.pl/mp3/Cradle_Of_Filth_-_Nymphetamine/
Listen to 4th song - Gabrielle, and also you can download 6th, 12, and 14th. These song are simply awsome
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LOLOriginally posted by banderas
OMG! You posted here a lot.....
ok, 1000 is yours.....
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Q: What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
A: Kneel to the Chief!Comment
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Originally posted by FrankHolland
alright downloading!!
What downloading speed have you got from that server ?Comment
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You don't need any break ?Comment
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started at 135, fnished dl'ing at 100kb/sec.Originally posted by BastarD
What downloading speed have you got from that server ?
normally I dl with 450 so it's not so fastComment
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Fuck I need one... I suppose I need to go to shop for more beer
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OK, so I will kick that hosting in their assOriginally posted by FrankHolland
started at 135, fnished dl'ing at 100kb/sec.
normally I dl with 450 so it's not so fast
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not yet, you?Originally posted by BastarD
You don't need any break ?
dont worry tho heheheComment
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If a light sleeper can't sleep with a light on, can a hard sleeper sleep with a hard on?Comment
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Guess what ?Comment
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I hate to brag, but if I was sitting on the toilet, and got the hiccups, I'd siphon the bowl dry!Comment
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Originally posted by FrankHolland
I hate to brag, but if I was sitting on the toilet, and got the hiccups, I'd siphon the bowl dry!
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Originally posted by FrankHolland
tell me
It's time for marlboro
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biaaaaaaaatchhhhhhhhhhhhhComment
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all this posting is stressing you out?Originally posted by BastarD
It's time for marlboro
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10 jokes from you and I will be back
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Originally posted by FrankHolland
all this posting is stressing you out?
Nope, I'm just a heavy smoker
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John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends . One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.
When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St.Peter and said, "St.Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't find him!"
St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn''t make it to Heaven."
This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in hell with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other.
John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, "Are you sure I'm in the right place?"
"My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that keg of beer? It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn't!''Comment
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Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there.
St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. But before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you a couple of questions. Make sure you tell the truth because if you don't, we'll have to ask you to visit the beast below. Your answers will also determine what kind of car you will get. You have to have a car here in heaven because it is so huge!"
St. Peter asked the first man, "How long were you married?"
The guy replied, "24 years."
St. Peter then asked, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"
The guy said, "Yeah, about 10 times... but you said I was forgiven."
Peter said, "Yes, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto for you to drive."
The second guy got the same questions from Peter to which he replied, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her only once, but that was during our first year and we worked it out. I was faithful thereafter."
Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that. Here's a Mercedes SUV for you to drive."
The third guy said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"
Peter said, "Now that's what I like to hear! Here's a Jaguar for you to drive."
A little while later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk, so they went to see what was the matter. When they asked him what was wrong he tearily said, "I just saw my wife and she was on a skateboard!"Comment
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Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
A: One prick and they're done.Comment
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An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs screwing up a storm. He would get turned on by this and try to get back to the house in time to screw his wife -- but he always got soft before he got there. So one day, he took his hatchet and headed out to the pig pen.
"No!" said his wife. "Don't kill those pigs!"
"I'm not going to kill them. I'm moving the pen closer to the house."Comment
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A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he asks.
"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.
''You bastard," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"Comment
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