He is polish ski jumper
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Yeah ! that's what I'm talkin about... so........Comment
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One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks for twenty dollars to buy meat.
"Are you crazy?" says the husband, who pulls her over to a mirror. "Let me show you something? This twenty-dollar bill is mine. The one in the mirror is yours. Get it?" The wife nods. The next day, the husband returns home to find a freezer full of meat. Angry, he asks his wife about it. She pulls him over to the mirror and lifts up her skirt.
"See the one in the mirror? That's yours. This one is the butcher's."Comment
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I just looked that up heheheOriginally posted by BastarD
Yeah ! that's what I'm talkin about... so........
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Here is next Adam Malysz........Comment
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A man had a very small penis, so he went to a witch to make it longer. She said, ?Go into the forest and ask the toad there to marry you, each time it says no, your penis will grow one inch.? Happy, the man ran to the forest and started yelling, ?Froggie, Froggie, will you marry me?? The frog, of course, replied, ?No,? andthe man's penis grew one inch. So he repeated this again, ?Froggie, Froggie, will you marry me?? The frog yelled back, ?NO!?
After a couple times more, the frog was getting mad, but the man decided one more time and one more inch wouldn't hurt, so he yelled again, ?Froggie, Froggie, will you marry me?? And the exasperated frog said, ?I've told you onceand I've told you a million times, no!?Comment
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haha you? you're a pro?Originally posted by BastarD
Here is next Adam Malysz........Comment
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Fuck it doesn't work ?
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Hotlinking maby not allowed, wait, I will upload to my serverComment
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Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat.
As the lady tries it on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000." "No problem! I'll write you a check!" "Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after your check has cleared."
So Sam and the woman leave. On Monday, the Morris returns. The store owner is outraged: "How dare you show your face in here? There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!"
"I just had to come by," grinned Sam, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"Comment
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hehe coolOriginally posted by BastarD
Hotlinking maby not allowed, wait, I will upload to my serverComment
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In the Garden of Eden stood Adam
With his hand in the crack of his madam.
It filled him with mirth
'Cause on this whole earth,
There were only two balls and he had 'emComment
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Gary Condit looks up from his desk to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" yells the Congressman.
"It's this abortion bill, Mr. Condit. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks.
"Just go ahead and pay it," responds the Congressman.Comment
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Here he is
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Fuck you are too fastComment
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A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer.
''I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
"I'll try,'' said a small woman, ''but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."Comment
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The last one beer... this is getting ... shitty
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drinking huhOriginally posted by BastarD
The last one beer... this is getting ... shitty
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Have U ever been in Poland ?Comment
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How do you know you're in a gay church?
Only half of the congregation is kneeling!Comment
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never, is there anything cool to do?Originally posted by BastarD
Have U ever been in Poland ?Comment
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Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen?
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.Comment
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So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday. As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills.
When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces: "Someone here was very generous in the offering today. I would like to ask the person who gave this large amount of money to please stand."
The gay man stood up.
The minister continued, "Well, sir, we certainly do appreciate your generosity. And to show our appreciation, I'm going to let you select your three favorite hymns."
"Okay," the gay man replied, "I'll take him, him and him!"Comment
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Originally posted by FrankHolland
drinking huh
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What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist??
A genealogist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush.Comment
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Originally posted by BastarD
No I'm not
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pic of my bro
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Originally posted by FrankHolland
ZUBR hah , good beer?
fuckin good, for me polish best, 6.2 % alcoComment
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fuckin owned after drinking 2 liters of wineComment
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Originally posted by BastarD
fuckin good, for me polish best, 6.2 % alco I mostly drink Heiniken
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Originally posted by BastarD
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Originally posted by FrankHolland
I mostly drink Heiniken
Heineken is kickass
But it is expensive in PolandComment
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From imported beers I love also Carlsberg
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