Hormonally Yours
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
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I'm selling pheromones if you need
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The best pheromones I've tested
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Originally posted by FrankHolland
damn you post so much
I could do this 5x faster but I'm using proxy because my provider got banned (not because of me).Comment
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Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?
Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!Comment
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Originally posted by FrankHolland
lalalalalaal lelelelele lililiililil loloolololo
im full of it
full of what ?
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but you can only post once every 15 secs right?Originally posted by BastarD
I could do this 5x faster but I'm using proxy because my provider got banned (not because of me).
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That shit is faster than any chat room on the worldComment
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3 more ppl and we will beat world record
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scaryOriginally posted by BastarD
That shit is faster than any chat room on the world
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Originally posted by FrankHolland
of nonsense
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no1 dares to join us lolOriginally posted by BastarD
3 more ppl and we will beat world record
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that's because everybody looks at postcount and knows that he has got no chanceComment
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Im starting to think the sameOriginally posted by BastarD
that's because everybody looks at postcount and knows that he has got no chance
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A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.
As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!Comment
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A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row.
"I saw an airshow. And it was very fascinating."
"Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left.
"I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating."
"Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him.
"Teacher, teacher! I got one!"
"Go ahead, Billy."
"My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate."Comment
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Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat wife and for his 40th b-day she went and got a B tattooed on each butt cheek. She went home and showed BB and she asked who BoB was!Comment
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A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, ?Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind.? The boy said, ?Dad, I'm over here.?Comment
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What's the difference between a fat woman and a virgin?
A fat woman's trying to diet, and the virgin's dying to try it!Comment
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Did you hear the one about the Jewish porn film?
It was 10 minutes of sex and 50 minutes of guilt.Comment
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In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."Comment
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This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars. She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars that he wouldn't stick his dick in the pickle slicer.
The wife was surprised and said she wanted to make sure he was still intact. He pulled down his pants and, indeed, it was all there, unharmed.
?But what about the pickle slicer,? asked the wife, perplexed. ?Oh, she liked it too,? answered the husband.Comment
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Q: Why is a fire truck red?
A: If someone pulled your hose you would turn red too.Comment
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Why does my heartttttttComment
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Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 AM?
To make sure she's the First Lady...Comment
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feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel sooooo baaaaaaaadComment
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heart attack? calm downOriginally posted by BastarD
feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel sooooo baaaaaaaad
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I know why! That's because my girl is 200 miles away from me
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A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book.
The cop asks the boy how old he is and what he's doing. The boy answers, "I'm reading a book and I'm 20."
Then the cop asks what the girl's doing and how oldshe is. The boy replies, "She's knitting and she'll be 18 in about five minutes."Comment
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But, fuck, I love her ! 
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Originally posted by BastarD
I know why! That's because my girl is 200 miles away from me
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Fuck dude slow down....Comment
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hehehehe ;]Comment
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I'm sure you know Adam MalyszComment
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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.Comment
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You know adam malysz ?Comment
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Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.
"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.
"How do we enter?" asked the first man.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex."
"O.K. I guess 7, " said the first man.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again"
The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex."
"2" said the second man
"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."
As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said the second man. "My wife won twice last week."Comment
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