How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?
He marks the camels that kick.
He marks the camels that kick.
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Wow... Very cool pics in here...I'm just a newbie.Comment
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IF you have never played Guild Wars, belive me, If final version will be available, buy it blindly
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Bloke: Would you shag me for a million pounds?
Bird: Yes.
Bloke: Would you shag me for a fiver?
Bird: No, what do you take me for?
Bloke: I've already figured that one out. I'm just figuring out the price.Comment
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There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "what is that?" He replied, "It's my bird!"
She ran away to play in the sand cheerfully. The man fell asleep. zZzZzZz. Later he woke up in hospital with pain around his groin. He did not know what had gone wrong. He thought back maybe the girl might know, so once he was out of the hospital he asked her.
She replied, "I played with the bird and it spat at me so I cracked its neck, broke its eggs, and burnt its nest."Comment
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Have you heard about the new mint-flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex?
They're called "Predickamints!"Comment
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I have played world beta prewiev and that game..... simply KICKS MOTHERS ASS !
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I´m hungry now....I'm just a newbie.Comment
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Did I post 20 times already?I'm just a newbie.Comment
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I mean preview not prewiev :DComment
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looks amazingOriginally posted by BastarD
I have played world beta prewiev and that game..... simply KICKS MOTHERS ASS !
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Or should I post 5 more times just to be sure??I'm just a newbie.Comment
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so am I , i'll take a time out soonOriginally posted by tranza
I´m hungry now....
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Ok, I´ll post 2 more times to reach 6700 posts....
1 timeI'm just a newbie.Comment
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6 more timesOriginally posted by tranza
Or should I post 5 more times just to be sure??
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2 times...I'm just a newbie.Comment
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See you later boys and girls...I'm just a newbie.Comment
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What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
They have both been laid all over America.Comment
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I´m going out to eat something...I'm just a newbie.Comment
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Blonde at the Doctor's
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.
When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"Comment
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Any suggestions??I'm just a newbie.Comment
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Geeez I need to have a smoke, brb
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How do you post so fast Frank??I'm just a newbie.Comment
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Maybe a postbot???I'm just a newbie.Comment
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tranza get some pizza
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dont need one, i just post bs anywayOriginally posted by tranza
Maybe a postbot???
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Frank tommotow when you will wake up you will seComment
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... that I have more than 1k posts
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oh ohOriginally posted by BastarD
Frank tommotow when you will wake up you will se
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My only screen from Guild Wars beta preview :
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Ok, I´m really leaving now...I'm just a newbie.Comment
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See you guys later!!!!!!!!!!!I'm just a newbie.Comment
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How do you keep a blonde busy?
Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!Comment
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Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex?
A: She turns the ignition key.Comment
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A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
''NO!'' yelled the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
''NO!'' the blonde yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy.
''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?''
The blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''Comment
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