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  • FrankHolland
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    • Nov 2004
    • 7241
    #701
    A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
    "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
    "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
    "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
    NastyDollars

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      • FrankHolland
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2004
        • 7241
        #702
        Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?
        So he can get oxygen to his brain.
        NastyDollars

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          • FrankHolland
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2004
            • 7241
            #703
            A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

            The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

            She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.

            The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
            She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
            NastyDollars

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              • FrankHolland
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2004
                • 7241
                #704
                A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says," How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way."

                The doc said , "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little four-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.

                The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he had seen them. She says, "You'll be the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."

                He whips down his pants and says, "Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
                NastyDollars

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                  • tranza
                    ICQ: 197-556-237
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 57559
                    #705
                    Ok, only 4 chapters now...
                    I'm just a newbie.

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                      • FrankHolland
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 7241
                        #706
                        Adam 'n' Eve

                        Q: Who made the first soft drink?
                        A: Adam -- he made Eve's cherry pop
                        NastyDollars

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                          • tranza
                            ICQ: 197-556-237
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 57559
                            #707
                            I´m actually just going throught the slides...
                            I'm just a newbie.

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                              • tranza
                                ICQ: 197-556-237
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 57559
                                #708
                                And I think it´s faster to just type something in here then to post pics...
                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                  • FrankHolland
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2004
                                    • 7241
                                    #709
                                    A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what's wrong.

                                    "Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."

                                    "Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"

                                    The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though: She gave me $20 change!''
                                    NastyDollars

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                                      • FrankHolland
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                                        • Nov 2004
                                        • 7241
                                        #710
                                        Q. Why is air a lot like sex?

                                        A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
                                        NastyDollars

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                                          • FrankHolland
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 7241
                                            #711
                                            Originally posted by tranza
                                            And I think it´s faster to just type something in here then to post pics...
                                            Ya youre right
                                            NastyDollars

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                                              • tranza
                                                ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 57559
                                                #712
                                                How many times have I posted here today?
                                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                                  • FrankHolland
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 7241
                                                    #713
                                                    Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?

                                                    He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney
                                                    NastyDollars

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                                                      • tranza
                                                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 57559
                                                        #714
                                                        What´s the rank right now??
                                                        I'm just a newbie.

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                                                          • cool1
                                                            sex is good
                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                            • 24939
                                                            #715
                                                            tired today

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                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                • 7241
                                                                #716
                                                                Originally posted by tranza
                                                                What´s the rank right now??
                                                                BastarD 256
                                                                pornpf69 111
                                                                spunky 75
                                                                FrankHolland 71
                                                                Trent Edison 44
                                                                coolone 43
                                                                tranza 22
                                                                Doctor Dre 18
                                                                HKS 18
                                                                traffic addict 11
                                                                Thrawn$ 6
                                                                fantasycall 5
                                                                fatsky 5
                                                                dj pussy 4
                                                                JamesK 4
                                                                Screaming 3
                                                                adamneve 3
                                                                nofx 2
                                                                moneymaker_ro 2
                                                                banderas 2
                                                                Manowar 2
                                                                ProfitPrograms 1
                                                                pood 1
                                                                Fatalspeed 1
                                                                Thumbler 1
                                                                mastermikex 1
                                                                irishfury 1
                                                                beemk 1
                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                  • FrankHolland
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                                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                                    • 7241
                                                                    #717
                                                                    If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
                                                                    NastyDollars

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                                                                      • cool1
                                                                        sex is good
                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                        • 24939
                                                                        #718
                                                                        its gonna be hard to win this one

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                                                                          • FrankHolland
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                            • 7241
                                                                            #719
                                                                            An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

                                                                            "No, not worth it!"

                                                                            "OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"

                                                                            "No, not worth it!"

                                                                            "OK, 20?"

                                                                            "No, not worth it!"

                                                                            "How about 10?"

                                                                            "No, not worth it!"

                                                                            "Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

                                                                            "Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."
                                                                            NastyDollars

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                                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                • 7241
                                                                                #720
                                                                                What's the position to make ugly babies?
                                                                                Ask your parents.
                                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                                  • BastarD
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                                    • 6341
                                                                                    #721
                                                                                    Nicely is goin here

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                                                                                      • FrankHolland
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                                        • 7241
                                                                                        #722
                                                                                        A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

                                                                                        The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

                                                                                        The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

                                                                                        The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
                                                                                        NastyDollars

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                                                                                          • BastarD
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                                                            • 6341
                                                                                            #723
                                                                                            I'm taking bets of how many post will have this thread

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                                                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                                • 7241
                                                                                                #724
                                                                                                Originally posted by BastarD
                                                                                                Nicely is goin here
                                                                                                hey bastard
                                                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                                                  • BastarD
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                                                    • 6341
                                                                                                    #725
                                                                                                    I suppose something about 8k, that's my bet

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                                                                                                      • FrankHolland
                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                                                        • 7241
                                                                                                        #726
                                                                                                        An elderly man, Willy, mimes driving a car as runs around the halls of a retirement home. An orderly turns the corner and asks Willy what he's doing.

                                                                                                        Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."

                                                                                                        The orderly chuckles and enters Bob's room to check on him. He catchs Bob pleasuring himself, when asked what he is doing, Bob replies,"I'm screwing Willy's old lady while he's away in Chicago."
                                                                                                        NastyDollars

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                                                                                                          • FrankHolland
                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                                                            • 7241
                                                                                                            #727
                                                                                                            What is a hooker in Alaska called?

                                                                                                            A frostitute!
                                                                                                            NastyDollars

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                                                                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                • 7241
                                                                                                                #728
                                                                                                                I say ALOT
                                                                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                  • BastarD
                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                    • 6341
                                                                                                                    #729
                                                                                                                    Originally posted by FrankHolland
                                                                                                                    hey bastard
                                                                                                                    Hi

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                                                                                                                      • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                        • 7241
                                                                                                                        #730
                                                                                                                        A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.

                                                                                                                        The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

                                                                                                                        The husband replies, "Autumn."
                                                                                                                        NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                          • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                            • 7241
                                                                                                                            #731
                                                                                                                            boohoo
                                                                                                                            NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                              • BastarD
                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                • 6341
                                                                                                                                #732
                                                                                                                                Originally posted by FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                I say ALOT

                                                                                                                                Yea, If GFY won't close this topic and ban us

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                                                                                                                                  • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                    • 7241
                                                                                                                                    #733
                                                                                                                                    A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, ''My husband wants me to ask you...,'' to which the doctor replies, ''I know, I know,'' placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. ''I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy.''

                                                                                                                                    ''No, that's not it,'' the woman confessed. ''He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.''
                                                                                                                                    NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                      • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                        • 7241
                                                                                                                                        #734
                                                                                                                                        At the Pharmacy

                                                                                                                                        Woman: Can I get Viagra here?

                                                                                                                                        Pharmacist: Yes.

                                                                                                                                        Woman: Can I get it over the counter?

                                                                                                                                        Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can.
                                                                                                                                        NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                          • FrankHolland
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                                                                                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                            • 7241
                                                                                                                                            #735
                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by BastarD
                                                                                                                                            Yea, If GFY won't close this topic and ban us
                                                                                                                                            haha that would be sad
                                                                                                                                            NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                • 7241
                                                                                                                                                #736
                                                                                                                                                Babe Watch

                                                                                                                                                This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd floor balcony wearing the skimpiest bathing suit he's ever seen. He watches her for 3 days straight, and can't stand it any longer. He sends down a note on a piece of string: ''If you want me to make love to you please pull on the string once. If not please pull slowly 20 times and then faster another 10."
                                                                                                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                  • BastarD
                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                                    • 6341
                                                                                                                                                    #737
                                                                                                                                                    I just came back from shop with 5 beers

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                                                                                                                                                      • cool1
                                                                                                                                                        sex is good
                                                                                                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                        • 24939
                                                                                                                                                        #738
                                                                                                                                                        I would say around 3000 posts in 5 days

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                                                                                                                                                          • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                            • 7241
                                                                                                                                                            #739
                                                                                                                                                            Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"

                                                                                                                                                            "No," said his mom, "Of course not."

                                                                                                                                                            Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
                                                                                                                                                            NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                • 7241
                                                                                                                                                                #740
                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by BastarD
                                                                                                                                                                I just came back from shop with 5 beers
                                                                                                                                                                I need to get some too soon
                                                                                                                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                                  • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                    • Nov 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                    #741
                                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by coolone
                                                                                                                                                                    I would say around 3000 posts in 5 days
                                                                                                                                                                    much more
                                                                                                                                                                    NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                                      • tranza
                                                                                                                                                                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                                                                                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                                        • 57559
                                                                                                                                                                        #742
                                                                                                                                                                        I´m bored
                                                                                                                                                                        I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                                                                                                          • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                            • Nov 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                            #743
                                                                                                                                                                            Baby, I've Got A Question For You

                                                                                                                                                                            I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry. I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so...

                                                                                                                                                                            Do you have a piece of gum?
                                                                                                                                                                            NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                • 7241
                                                                                                                                                                                #744
                                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by tranza
                                                                                                                                                                                I´m bored
                                                                                                                                                                                read my funny jokes
                                                                                                                                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                                                  • FrankHolland
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Nov 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                    #745
                                                                                                                                                                                    What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

                                                                                                                                                                                    BINGO!
                                                                                                                                                                                    NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                                                      • BastarD
                                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
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                                                                                                                                                                                        #746
                                                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by tranza
                                                                                                                                                                                        I´m bored

                                                                                                                                                                                        Have some hardcore postin'

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                                                                                                                                                                                          • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                            • 7241
                                                                                                                                                                                            #747
                                                                                                                                                                                            Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
                                                                                                                                                                                            NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                                                              • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
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                                                                                                                                                                                                #748
                                                                                                                                                                                                Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie

                                                                                                                                                                                                This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he's getting drunk
                                                                                                                                                                                                "I have to come home to this!'' the guy says, pointing to the picture of the beautiful girl.
                                                                                                                                                                                                "What's wrong with her?'' asks the bartender. ''She's beautiful and half your age!''
                                                                                                                                                                                                ''Exactly. That's my daughter.''
                                                                                                                                                                                                NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • FrankHolland
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    #749
                                                                                                                                                                                                    A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                    The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."

                                                                                                                                                                                                    "No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
                                                                                                                                                                                                    NastyDollars

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • FrankHolland
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Nov 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        #750
                                                                                                                                                                                                        There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        "Can I touch it?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                        "No way -- you already broke yours off!"
                                                                                                                                                                                                        NastyDollars

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