Originally Posted by poppy

Spider monkey is a term of endearment Gerard gave me while we traveled Europe together. We all masterbate and if you say you don't you're lying. It helps me relax and I used to do it before pro soccer games...lol I've had some really good games doing this and it was sort of a ritual. My roommate on the road would laugh when he walked out the door to the team bus. One time I was late and my coach left me! I had to take a taxi to the Thomas & Mack Center where we were playing the Las Vegas Dustdevils in a playoff game.

These are favorite monkies: