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  • BastarD
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    • Apr 2004
    • 6341
    #301
    Soy Toy

    While going through his wife?s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed:
    ?Over the years, I haven?t been completely faithful to you.?

    ?When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion,? she explained.

    The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget her few moments of weakness.

    ?I?m curious though,? he said, ?Where did the thirty dollars come from??

    ?Oh that, ? his wife replied, ?Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!?

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      • BastarD
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2004
        • 6341
        #302
        Things Couldn't Be Nurse

        A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
        "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

        Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I''m only here to wash your face and hands."

        He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

        Again the nurse replies, "I can''t tell. I''m only here to wash your face and hands."

        The ward nurse passes by and sees the man getting a little distraught so she marches over to inquire what is wrong.

        "Nurse," he mumbles, "Are my testicles black?"

        Being a nurse she is undaunted. She whips back the bedclothes, pulls down his pajama trousers, moves his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pajamas, replaces the bedclothes and announces, "Nothing is wrong with them."

        At this the man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again,

        "Are my test results back?"

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          • BastarD
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            • Apr 2004
            • 6341
            #303
            What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...

            Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
            A: All you can eat under a buck.

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              • BastarD
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2004
                • 6341
                #304
                Flour Patch

                Yo mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

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                  • BastarD
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                    • Apr 2004
                    • 6341
                    #305
                    It's What's For Dinner

                    What do you call a masturbating cow?
                    Beef Stroke-n-off

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                      • BastarD
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                        • Apr 2004
                        • 6341
                        #306
                        Why does the TV like the remote?

                        Q: Why does the TV like the remote?
                        A: Because it turns it on!

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                          • BastarD
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                            • Apr 2004
                            • 6341
                            #307
                            What do you call 88 rednecks...

                            What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy?
                            A family reunion.

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                              • Trent Edison
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                                • Jun 2003
                                • 6132
                                #308

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                                  • BastarD
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                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 6341
                                    #309
                                    Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti

                                    Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual Favors
                                    Your Mother and Father Are of the Same Genetic Background

                                    Mexicans Smell Vaguely of Jalapenos

                                    Last Night You Enjoyed Carnal Pleasures With Your Sister

                                    Your Intelligence Quota is Dubious at Best

                                    For a Moderate Fee I Believe Your Mother Would Fellate Me

                                    You Have Had Intimate Relations With a Person of African Descent and You Shall Never Know the Love of a Caucasian Again.

                                    You Look Upon Your Dog With Lust

                                    Methinks You Have the Odor of Fecal Matter Upon You

                                    I Partook in Intercourse with Your Sister?s Derriere

                                    The Acne on Your Face Spreads Throughout Your Nether Regions

                                    The People of France Know Not the Joys of Deodorant

                                    A Hamster is Superior in Intelligence to Your Mother

                                    For An Evening of Sordid Delights Involving Both Sadism and Masochism, Please Ring Mary at 212.555.5555

                                    Ryan Beaugarde is Inadequate in the Ways of Oral Enjoyment

                                    The Heavy Metal Rock Band Entitled Motley Crue is Quite First-Rate

                                    Your Sexually Promiscuous Mother Can Be Found in the Phone Book Under "Whore"

                                    Homosexuals Are Men Who Have Intercourse With Other Men. If You Participate in Such Activities You Are A Homosexual

                                    Your Father?s Proclivities Lead Him to Engage in Relations with Livestock

                                    President Bush is Missing a Chromosome

                                    The Toilet Upon Which You Currently Sit is Sprayed with a Mixture of Vomit, Feces and Urine.

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                                      • BastarD
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                                        #310
                                        What's the difference between a blonde...

                                        Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
                                        A: An ironing board's legs are hard to open

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                                          • BastarD
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                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 6341
                                            #311
                                            Jungle Fever

                                            When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
                                            Jane explained to him what sex was.

                                            Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

                                            Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

                                            She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."

                                            Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"

                                            "Tarzan check for bees."

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                                              • Trent Edison
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 6132
                                                #312

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                                                  • BastarD
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                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                    • 6341
                                                    #313
                                                    Yo mama's nasty!

                                                    Yo mama is so nasty I called her on the phone and she gave me an ear infection.

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                                                      • BastarD
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                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                        • 6341
                                                        #314
                                                        Titillating

                                                        Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

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                                                          • BastarD
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                                                            #315
                                                            Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

                                                            A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking on the beach when they found a magic lamp. They began rubbing it and genie came out and said, "You each may have one wish." The red head thought for a while and said, "Even though blondes are stupid, they have so more fun, I wish to be blonde." and she was turned blonde. The brunette agreed, "That's true, I really want to have more fun too, even though I'll be dumber, I wish to be blonde" and she became blonde also. The blonde looks at the two other blondes and said, "I just don't think I have enough fun. I don't care if I becomer even more dumb, make me more blonde, woo!" So the genie granted her wish and made her a man.

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                                                              • BastarD
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                                                                #316
                                                                New Favorite Number

                                                                Q: What is 68?
                                                                A: You do me and I owe you!

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                                                                  • moneymaker_ro
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                                                                    • Nov 2004
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                                                                    #317
                                                                    Originally posted by BastarD
                                                                    Jungle Fever

                                                                    When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
                                                                    Jane explained to him what sex was.

                                                                    Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

                                                                    Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

                                                                    She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."

                                                                    Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"

                                                                    "Tarzan check for bees."

                                                                    lollollol

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                                                                      • BastarD
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                                                                        • 6341
                                                                        #318
                                                                        Yo mama's tities...

                                                                        Yo mama's tities smell so bad, they make onions cry

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                                                                          • BastarD
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                                                                            #319
                                                                            Gay Picnic

                                                                            Q: How do you know you're at a gay picnic?
                                                                            A: If the hotdogs have fudge on them

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                                                                              • BastarD
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                                                                                #320
                                                                                A Few Good Men

                                                                                A lawyer is standing in a long line at the post office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
                                                                                "I'm a chiropractor says the man. I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

                                                                                "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me."

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                                                                                  • BastarD
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                                                                                    #321
                                                                                    Mexican or Mexican''t

                                                                                    A Mexican walks into a bakery and asks, "Excuse me, may I have a bum, please?" The baker laughs and says, "Oh, you must mean a bun, sure, here you go." The Mexican next goes to the hardware store. He asks the clerk, "Excuse me, can I get a fucket here?" The clerk laughs and says, "Oh, you must mean a bucket. Of course!" The Mexican then goes to a pet shop. He asks the manager, "May i have a Cockandspankit?" The manager laughs and says. "I think i misunderstood you, you must mean a Cockerspaniel. On his way home, the Mexican loses the leash on his dog. The Mexican frantically runs after it and yells at a woman and asks, "Can you please hold my bum and fuck it, while I go get my cock and spank it?"

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                                                                                      • BastarD
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                                                                                        #322
                                                                                        Black Sheep

                                                                                        A tribal leader finds that his wife has had a white baby. Enraged, he brings the baby to the missionary at the tribe and says, "You are the only white man to inhabit our land. Explain to me how my baby is white." Terrified, missionary responds, "Now, now..please do not make any hasty assumptions. Look at those white sheep over there? Among them there is one black one. There is no explanation as to how it got that color and is just a miracle of nature." The tribe leader pauses for a second, then says, "I apologize, sir. I understand you well and clear. I'll keep quiet about the baby if you keep quiet about the sheep."

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                                                                                          • BastarD
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                                                                                            #323
                                                                                            Pitching a Tent

                                                                                            Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? Billy says, "No way, that'd be embarassing". Johnny then asks, "Wanna go camping?"

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                                                                                              • BastarD
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                                                                                                #324
                                                                                                Little People have little...

                                                                                                Q: What did the gay midget doctor say to his patient?
                                                                                                A: "OK, now you're gonna feel a little prick."

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                                                                                                  • BastarD
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                                                                                                    #325
                                                                                                    The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...

                                                                                                    The Principal of an elementary school went into a kindergarten classroom with all the a pack of Life Savers and told the kids, "I am going to give you all the same flavor and if you can tell me what it is then you will all get a prize." He gave them all Honey, and didn't tell them what flavor it was. The kids ate them and no one knew what kind of flavor they were, so he said, "Here I will give you a clue, your mother might call your father this." Little Johnny stands on a chair and shouts, "Everyone spit them out, it's asshole flavored!"

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                                                                                                      • BastarD
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                                                                                                        #326
                                                                                                        Friendly Neighbors

                                                                                                        A blond was taking a shower when the doorbell rang. Her husband, in the bathroom downstairs, yells for her to get the door. She throws a towel on and runs down to open the door. It was their Chinese neighbor, Way Hung. He says to the blonde, "If you drop your towel, I will give you $500, so she drops her towel. Keeping his promise, Way Hung gives her the money he owes her and leaves. The blonde closes the door and goes back to the bathroom. Her husband asks her, "Who was that? The blonde replies, "Oh, that was our Chinese neighbor. I don't know what he wanted though. Her husband then asks, "Did he mention anything about the $500 he owes me?"

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                                                                                                          • BastarD
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                                                                                                            #327
                                                                                                            Little Johnny is Number One

                                                                                                            While the teacher was conducting her class, Little Johnny yells out, "Teacher, teacher, I have to take a piss." The teacher, shocked, replies "No, Johnny you may not because you did not raise your hand. And I will speak to your mother for using that word." So Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher, teacher, I have to pee!" The teacher turns and says to Little Johnny, the word is 'urinate' and you may not go to the bathroom right now. Little Johnny gets up to leave the room and says, "Teacher, teacher, urinate, but if you have bigger tits you'd be a ten."

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                                                                                                              • BastarD
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                                                                                                                #328
                                                                                                                Blow pop

                                                                                                                You''re so gay, you could sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

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                                                                                                                  • BastarD
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                                                                                                                    #329
                                                                                                                    Minor differences

                                                                                                                    Q: Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
                                                                                                                    A: Because they don't have balls.

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                                                                                                                      • BastarD
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                                                                                                                        #330
                                                                                                                        Move Over Little Johnny

                                                                                                                        Little Mary always fell asleep at Sunday school so the nun asked him, "Who was our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny who sat behind her took out a pin and pokes her in the butt, making Mary yell "Jesus Christ!"
                                                                                                                        Very good says the teacher. Mary falls back asleep. So the nun wakes her back up and asks, "Who created the universe?" Little Johnny pokes her in the butt with a pin again, making Mary yell, "God Almighty!"

                                                                                                                        The teacher says very good. And unconvinced that Mary would stay awake, she asks Mary, "What did Eve say to Adam after giving birth?" Little Mary jumped out of her seat and yells, "If you shove that thing in my butt one more time I'm gonna break it in half and shove it down youre throat."

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                                                                                                                          • BastarD
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                                                                                                                            #331
                                                                                                                            Mrs. Shagwell

                                                                                                                            Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug-burn.

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                                                                                                                              • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                #332
                                                                                                                                Slick Willy

                                                                                                                                Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Ross Perot are on a ship when it is sinking. Perot orders for all women to head for the life boats. Bush says screw the women! Clinton says "Do we have time?"

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                                                                                                                                  • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                    #333
                                                                                                                                    Call Me Back

                                                                                                                                    Yo mama is so stupid she put a phone in her butt and thought she was making a booty call.

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                                                                                                                                      • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                        #334
                                                                                                                                        How do you know if a Frenchman...

                                                                                                                                        Q: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?
                                                                                                                                        A: Your garbage can is empty and your dog is pregnant.

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                                                                                                                                          • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                            #335
                                                                                                                                            Baby Mama

                                                                                                                                            Q: What does the blonde say to the doctor when she finds out she's pregnant?
                                                                                                                                            A: Is it mine?

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                                                                                                                                              • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                #336
                                                                                                                                                Surfing USA

                                                                                                                                                Yo mama is so fat, after your parents have sex, your dad has to hit her in the belly to ride the waves out.

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                                                                                                                                                  • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                    Britney ain't no Barbie Doll

                                                                                                                                                    Q: What did the Barbie doll say to Britney Spears?
                                                                                                                                                    A: Hey, you don't have a bra on!

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                                                                                                                                                      • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                        #338
                                                                                                                                                        Jane's Addiction

                                                                                                                                                        Q: What's the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer?
                                                                                                                                                        A: A hooker can't clean her crack and re-sell it

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                                                                                                                                                          • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                            #339
                                                                                                                                                            Blonde Hide and Go Seek

                                                                                                                                                            Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"

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                                                                                                                                                              • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                                Heavy Sack

                                                                                                                                                                Q: Why is Santa's sack so big?
                                                                                                                                                                A: He only comes once a year.

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                                                                                                                                                                  • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                                    Glories of old age

                                                                                                                                                                    Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?
                                                                                                                                                                    A: A belly button between her boobs.

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                                                                                                                                                                      • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                                        Frosty, is that you?

                                                                                                                                                                        Q: How can you tell the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?
                                                                                                                                                                        A: The snow balls.

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                                                                                                                                                                          • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                                            A falling out

                                                                                                                                                                            Yo mama so old, when I slapped her on the back, her titties fell off.

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                                                                                                                                                                              • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                                                That's crazy

                                                                                                                                                                                Did you here about the 80 lbs. man with the 40 lbs. testicles?
                                                                                                                                                                                They say he was half nuts.

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                                                                                                                                                                                  • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Yum!

                                                                                                                                                                                    Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy falls over?
                                                                                                                                                                                    A: doughnuts

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                                                                                                                                                                                        Glories of old age II

                                                                                                                                                                                        Q: What did the saggy breast say to the other saggy breast?
                                                                                                                                                                                        A: "We better get our act together or they're going to think were nuts!"

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                                                                                                                                                                                            Doggy Style

                                                                                                                                                                                            Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
                                                                                                                                                                                            A: Because he can't make a fist.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                A man's logic

                                                                                                                                                                                                A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?
                                                                                                                                                                                                    A: Boys pants were half off.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Blank Willow

                                                                                                                                                                                                        A man was walking through the forest, when he suddenly has an urge to take a piss. He came upon a field of buttercups. Thinking no one was looking, he immediately relieved himself all over the buttercups. Unbeknownst to him, Mother Nature saw the whole thing and became furious. "How dare you!", she cried, "Just for that, you won''t get any butter for a whole year!" "Oh Mother Nature!", the man cried, "In that case, thank God I didn''t piss all over the pussywillows!"

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