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  • BastarD
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    • Apr 2004
    • 6341
    #251
    A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...

    A sailor walked into a bar with a small head.
    The bartender asked what happened.

    The sailor said, "My boat sank. I was adrift for 3 days when I saw a mermaid."

    She said, "I will grant you three wishes."

    The sailor continued, "I wished there was a boat and suddenly I heard 'toot toot' for there was a boat on the horizon. Then I wished I looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I did."

    Then I said, "I wish you would give me a little head."

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      • BastarD
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2004
        • 6341
        #252
        America has finally captured Saddam ...

        America has finally captured Saddam Hussein!
        They sprayed a field with Viagra, and the prick stood up!

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          • Trent Edison
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            • Jun 2003
            • 6132
            #253

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              • BastarD
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                • Apr 2004
                • 6341
                #254
                Feelin' Blue

                What do you call a guy with a blue penis?
                A tight-fisted wanker.

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                  • Trent Edison
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                    • Jun 2003
                    • 6132
                    #255

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                      • BastarD
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 6341
                        #256
                        Originally posted by Trent Edison

                        OUCH!

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                          • Trent Edison
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                            • Jun 2003
                            • 6132
                            #257

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                              • BastarD
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                                • Apr 2004
                                • 6341
                                #258
                                My First Time

                                My First Time
                                The sky was dark,
                                The moon was high,
                                All alone,
                                Just her and I.

                                Her hair so soft,
                                Her legs so fine,
                                I ran me fingers,
                                down her spine.


                                I didnt know how,
                                I tried my best,
                                To touch her breast.


                                I remembered my fear,
                                But slowly she spread,
                                Her legs apart,
                                And when she did,
                                I felt no shame.


                                All at once,
                                The white stuff came out!

                                At last. It's finished.
                                It's all over...


                                My first time,

                                Milking a cow.

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                                  • BastarD
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                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 6341
                                    #259
                                    Those Crazy Vermont Folk

                                    Why do people in vermont were kilts?
                                    Sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.

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                                      • Trent Edison
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                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 6132
                                        #260

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                                          • BastarD
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                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 6341
                                            #261
                                            Bunny Love

                                            Why can't you hear bunnies having sex?
                                            Because they have cotton balls.

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                                              • Trent Edison
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                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 6132
                                                #262

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                                                  • BastarD
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                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                    • 6341
                                                    #263
                                                    Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...

                                                    A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra.
                                                    The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?"

                                                    The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep."

                                                    The man says, "And the Viagra?"

                                                    "Keeps him from falling out of bed."

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                                                      • BastarD
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                                                        • Apr 2004
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                                                        #264
                                                        Bird it Through the Grapevine

                                                        Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?
                                                        He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?

                                                        It was untweetable.

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                                                          • BastarD
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                                                            #265
                                                            What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...

                                                            What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
                                                            They grow taller.

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                                                              • Trent Edison
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                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                • 6132
                                                                #266

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                                                                  • BastarD
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                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                    • 6341
                                                                    #267
                                                                    A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...

                                                                    A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
                                                                    One day while taking a stroll she came upon a neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

                                                                    The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"

                                                                    The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

                                                                    The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.

                                                                    One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

                                                                    "No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

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                                                                      • BastarD
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                                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                                        • 6341
                                                                        #268
                                                                        Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

                                                                        A bank robber was running from the law. The police were on his tail and he had nowhere to go so he went into a church.
                                                                        A priest started to talk to him and just as he was asking him why he stole the money the robber heard sirens. He shot the priest and moments later then the police shot the robber.

                                                                        Somehow there was a mix up; the robber went to heaven and the priest went to hell.

                                                                        Luckily, they found the mistake and when they were changing places, they both met in the middle.

                                                                        The priest said to him, "I cant wait until I meet the Virgin Mary!"

                                                                        The robber said, "She's not a virgin anymore."

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                                                                          • Trent Edison
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                                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                                            • 6132
                                                                            #269

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                                                                              • BastarD
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                                                                                #270
                                                                                In school one day, the teacher decided that ...

                                                                                In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?"
                                                                                Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."

                                                                                The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.

                                                                                Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"

                                                                                The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."

                                                                                The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"

                                                                                He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"

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                                                                                  • BastarD
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                                                                                    • 6341
                                                                                    #271
                                                                                    There is this old couple and they have been ...

                                                                                    There is this old couple and they have been married for a long time. They hadn't had sex in a while, so the wife goes out and buys some crotch less underwear.
                                                                                    She goes home and puts them on and goes downstairs. Her husband is sitting in the living room watching sports on tv and she goes and sits in front of him, but he tries to look aroung her at the tv.

                                                                                    She opens her legs and says, "You want some of this?"

                                                                                    The husban replies, "Hell no, look what it did to your underwear."

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                                                                                      • Trent Edison
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                                                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                                                        • 6132
                                                                                        #272

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                                                                                          • BastarD
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                                                                                            • 6341
                                                                                            #273
                                                                                            A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...

                                                                                            A woman wearing a strapless gown and sporting a necklace with an airplane as the locket sees a young man staring at her at length during a party.
                                                                                            After the party the woman asks: "Wear you admiring my airplane?"

                                                                                            Man:"No, I was admiring the landing field."

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                                                                                              • BastarD
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                                                                                                #274
                                                                                                An airline's passenger cabin was being ...

                                                                                                An airline's passenger cabin was being served by a gay flight attendant who put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.
                                                                                                As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

                                                                                                On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, sophisticated woman hadn't moved. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

                                                                                                She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

                                                                                                To which the flight attendant replied, "Well honey, in my country I'm called a Queen, so . TRAY UP BIZNATCH!

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                                                                                                  • BastarD
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                                                                                                    • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                    #275
                                                                                                    Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...

                                                                                                    Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

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                                                                                                      • BastarD
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                                                                                                        #276
                                                                                                        You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...

                                                                                                        You might be a redneck if you can french kiss with a toothpick in your mouth.

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                                                                                                          • BastarD
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                                                                                                            #277
                                                                                                            A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...

                                                                                                            A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City.
                                                                                                            It's a balmy spring day and he is wearing a kilt.

                                                                                                            A young woman comes up to him and boldly asks him if anything is worn beneath the kilt.

                                                                                                            "No lassie" he replies, "everything is in fine working order."







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                                                                                                              • Trent Edison
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                                                                                                                #278

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                                                                                                                  • BastarD
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                                                                                                                    #279
                                                                                                                    There was a young girl who loved to wear ...

                                                                                                                    There was a young girl who loved to wear skirts everyday to school.
                                                                                                                    One day a boy asked her to climb the flag pole for a box of cookies.

                                                                                                                    She climbed the pole and all the boys in the schoolyard could see her panties.

                                                                                                                    When she got home she bragged to her mother that she got a box of cookies for climbing a flag pole. The mother knew that the boys just wanted to see up her skirt so she told the girl not to climb the pole again.

                                                                                                                    The next day the boy asked her to climb the pole for a box of candy. She did and they all saw her panties again.

                                                                                                                    When she went home she told her mother. Her mother was angry. She told the girl she shouldn't climb the pole. "They just want to see your panties and if you climb the pole again your grounded!"

                                                                                                                    The next day the same boy asked her to climb the pole for a box of doughnuts, so she climbed the pole again.

                                                                                                                    When she came home and told her mother what she got for climbing the pole, angrily she said, "I told you they only wanted to see your panties!"

                                                                                                                    "But mommy", the little girl answered

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                                                                                                                      • BastarD
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                                                                                                                        • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                                        #280
                                                                                                                        Blonde and Blonder

                                                                                                                        A Redheaded mom walks into her daughter's room, finds a beer bottle and says, "I never knew my daughter drank!"
                                                                                                                        A Brunette walks into her daughter's room, finds a pack of cigarettes and says, "I never knew my daughter smoked!"

                                                                                                                        A Blond mom walks into her daughter's room and finds a condom.

                                                                                                                        She says, "I never knew my daughter had a penis!"

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                                                                                                                          • Trent Edison
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                                                                                                                            #281

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                                                                                                                              • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                #282
                                                                                                                                Yo mama's had more pricks than...

                                                                                                                                Yo mama's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard!

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                                                                                                                                  • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                    #283
                                                                                                                                    A Mall Order

                                                                                                                                    An Amish woman and her son are walking through a mall for the first time, totally stunned by everything they see.
                                                                                                                                    They are especially fascinated by two silver walls which slide together and then apart.

                                                                                                                                    They both walk up closer to the sliding silver walls. They see a fat, little old man waddle inside and watch as the doors close behind her.

                                                                                                                                    The mother and son can't believe their eyes when minutes later, the silver doors open and a tall, well-built stud strides out.

                                                                                                                                    The mother then turns to the son and says, "Son, go and get your father."

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                                                                                                                                      • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                        #284
                                                                                                                                        What's green and smells like ...

                                                                                                                                        What's green and smells like pork?
                                                                                                                                        Kermit's finger

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                                                                                                                                          • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                            #285
                                                                                                                                            What do puppies and gynecologists...

                                                                                                                                            Q: What do puppies and gynecologists have in common?
                                                                                                                                            A: Wet noses.

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                                                                                                                                              • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                #286
                                                                                                                                                A bear was chasing a little rabbit...

                                                                                                                                                A bear was chasing a little rabbit.
                                                                                                                                                "Stop running and get back here!" yelled the bear.

                                                                                                                                                "Never!" shouted the rabbit.

                                                                                                                                                As the rabbit was running he tripped on a lamp. His soft furry foot brushed the lamp and out popped a genie.

                                                                                                                                                The genie noticed the frightened rabbit was being chased by the bear.

                                                                                                                                                The genie said to the bear,"Hey! If you stop chasing him I''ll grant you and the rabbit both two wishes!"

                                                                                                                                                The bear agreed and was so eager he jumped to go first. He said, "I wish that a had the biggest penis in the world!"

                                                                                                                                                *Poof!* and his wish was granted.

                                                                                                                                                The rabbit went next, "I wish I had a super fast motorcycle!"

                                                                                                                                                *Poof* and the rabbit''s wish was granted.

                                                                                                                                                The bear looked at the rabbit and thought, "What a lame wish!"

                                                                                                                                                For his final wish, the bear smirked as he wished that all the other bears in the world were female.

                                                                                                                                                *Poof* his wish was granted.

                                                                                                                                                The rabbit jumped on his motorcycle, revved the engine and laughed.

                                                                                                                                                Just before he booked out of there he said, "I wish the bear was gay!"

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                                                                                                                                                  • Trent Edison
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                                                                                                                                                    #287

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                                                                                                                                                      • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                        #288
                                                                                                                                                        Confucius Say

                                                                                                                                                        Confucius Say: Lady who give kiss like spider, lead to the undoing of the fly.

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                                                                                                                                                          • Trent Edison
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                                                                                                                                                            #289

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                                                                                                                                                              • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                                #290
                                                                                                                                                                That's my girl !

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                                                                                                                                                                  • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                                    #291
                                                                                                                                                                    It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...

                                                                                                                                                                    It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went down the street to pick up some dry cleaning.
                                                                                                                                                                    "Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street.

                                                                                                                                                                    She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?"

                                                                                                                                                                    So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink.

                                                                                                                                                                    "Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer."

                                                                                                                                                                    The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"

                                                                                                                                                                    Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"

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                                                                                                                                                                      • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                                        #292
                                                                                                                                                                        A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...

                                                                                                                                                                        A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard.
                                                                                                                                                                        After a few miles, he asks the driver what the monkey is for.

                                                                                                                                                                        The driver says "I'll show you," and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the dash.

                                                                                                                                                                        The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his unit and proceeds to give the trucker oral gratification.

                                                                                                                                                                        When finished, the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up, puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard.

                                                                                                                                                                        "See that?" said the trucker.

                                                                                                                                                                        The man said, "Yeah."

                                                                                                                                                                        The trucker ask the man, "You want to try it?"

                                                                                                                                                                        The man said, "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"

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                                                                                                                                                                          • Trent Edison
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                                                                                                                                                                                Milking it

                                                                                                                                                                                A woman and a baby were in the doctor?s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
                                                                                                                                                                                The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

                                                                                                                                                                                ?Breast fed,? the woman replied.

                                                                                                                                                                                ?Well, strip down to your waist,? the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

                                                                                                                                                                                Motioning for her to get dressed he said, ?No wonder this baby is under weight! You don?t have any milk.?

                                                                                                                                                                                ?I know,? she said, ?I?m his grandmother, but I?m glad I came.?

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                                                                                                                                                                                    Understanding Marketing

                                                                                                                                                                                    Understanding Marketing

                                                                                                                                                                                    You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

                                                                                                                                                                                    That's Direct Marketing.

                                                                                                                                                                                    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, "She's/He's fantastic in bed."

                                                                                                                                                                                    That's Advertising.

                                                                                                                                                                                    You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

                                                                                                                                                                                    That's Telemarketing.

                                                                                                                                                                                    You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

                                                                                                                                                                                    That's Public Relations.

                                                                                                                                                                                    You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

                                                                                                                                                                                    That's Brand Recognition.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Trent Edison
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Chair Man of the Board

                                                                                                                                                                                            Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive''s wife stopped by his office.
                                                                                                                                                                                            When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

                                                                                                                                                                                            Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

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                                                                                                                                                                                                Dirty Tricks

                                                                                                                                                                                                A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
                                                                                                                                                                                                He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."

                                                                                                                                                                                                He asked her why she was going.

                                                                                                                                                                                                She told him, "I just found out that as a woman I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free."

                                                                                                                                                                                                He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.

                                                                                                                                                                                                His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                "I''m going too!" he replied.

                                                                                                                                                                                                "Why?" she asked.

                                                                                                                                                                                                "I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    A man at a retirement home was walking ...

                                                                                                                                                                                                    A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.
                                                                                                                                                                                                    A young nurse says "Why are you doing that?"

                                                                                                                                                                                                    He replies,"It died today."

                                                                                                                                                                                                    "Oh that's terrible!", the nurse replied

                                                                                                                                                                                                    The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    The same nurse says, "I thought it died yesterday."

                                                                                                                                                                                                    The man replies, "It did. Today is the viewing"

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