I havent masturbated all year.

**SleazyDream** · 12-31-2005, 11:31 PM

um, we're 2 hours into the new year - is that what you mean?

**Alex** · 12-31-2005, 11:56 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

um, we're 2 hours into the new year - is that what you mean?

Glad someone got it

**Doctor Dre** · 12-31-2005, 11:58 PM

Originally posted by Alex

Glad someone got it

He was the only one that got it...

**Alex** · 12-31-2005, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

He was the only one that got it...

"All year". 2006 has only been going for a few hours depending which time zone you are in.

Too many drinks tonight?

**phonesex** · 01-01-2006, 01:16 AM

took me two seconds to get it.

**bringer** · 01-01-2006, 01:40 AM

Originally posted by Alex

Glad someone got it

dont worry, we all got it

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 01-01-2006, 01:42 AM

Something might be broken dude.

Get checked

**hentaivip** · 01-01-2006, 05:57 AM

Everyday

**Quagmire** · 01-01-2006, 06:09 AM

This joke would work better if everyone was in the same timezone.

**Violetta** · 01-01-2006, 08:24 AM

I haven't either...!

**ssp** · 01-01-2006, 08:26 AM

This year, I've spent about 85% of my time having sex!

**2HousePlague** · 01-01-2006, 08:27 AM

4 times, since midnight -- lol -- two old faves, & two dvds i just unwrapped today -- a lot of my collection is stale, a lot of tradeshow giveaway samplers and shit.

**Wiggles** · 01-01-2006, 10:01 AM

damn you beat me already, it was like 30mins in and i rubbed one out.

**Vitasoy** · 01-01-2006, 11:29 AM

Got it.. I haven't jerked it all year either ;)

**Damian_Maxcash** · 01-01-2006, 11:38 AM

Shit you guys make me feel old

Its once a week for me - perhaps more on birthdays and stuff

I had the real thing last week - 'well, thats me sorted for the year'

**je_rome** · 01-01-2006, 03:53 PM

same here. I'm actually looking forward to my first for 2006

**sickkittens** · 01-01-2006, 03:55 PM

You so funny. Hahaha.

I havent masturbated all year.

I havent masturbated all year.

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