Ed Ufo Story Part 7

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  • Mrs Tribbles Bull Wip
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2005
    • 53

    #1

    Ed Ufo Story Part 7

    Part 7

    So then once the food was done I turned off my porn I had a sittin and started eatin

    Then we herd a helicopter in the distance and Mrs Tribble said o hell no

    She then went and got the .45 and ran outside

    I went out there too, and saw a black millitary helicopter in the distance with a spot light shinning on the ground

    Mrs Tribble started yelling you fucking paniess, Ill fuck you up come get some, you fuck.

    The helicopter then started flying towards us and Mrs Tribble started firing the gun like a crazy whore.

    The helicopter then verred off and left

    Mrs Tribble yelled yah I fucked them in there ass

    We then headed back inside to finish our eatin's

    While we were eating we herd a noise at the winder

    I went over to it and gave it an opeaning

    Right there I saw Luther Reigns looking at me all tricked like

    I said what are you doing here

    He said I busted out and the MIB's are after me

    Mrs Tribble yelled Ill fuck the MIB's

    Luther Reigns says thats nice

    I said I'll help you out Luther and pulled him through the window

    I told Mrs Tribble to give a plate a fixing of eatins

    She asked Luther what he wanted

    Luther said give me some of that tuckey, how about some of them peas

    Mrs Tribble looked at him funny, and he said I had peas before

    Luther also said while your at it give me some tham tater's

    Luther sat down and ate his food like an animal, and when he was done he trew the plate at the wall

    I asked him why he did that and he said cause it tasted like crap, and I could

    I then asked him how he busted out, and he said he got a gun from a guard and shot the place up

    Then he stole a car and drove it into a tree to confuse them ,and ran out in the backcountry

    He said he got lost and they started looking for him with a helicopter, then he found this house

    I asked him if ever saw UFO's and said hell yah, and I've been abducted

    I told Luther Reigns my story and he said he's been threw the same thing

    Luther then said I should post my story on some UFO sites

    So we sat down at my puter and tried to get past the porn to a ufo site

    I typed up my story and divided it into 5 parts and gave it a posting

    Luther Reigns also thought it would be a good idea to E-mail it to random people and we did

    After about an hour people started postin in our thread and called us fuck ups and banned us

    Luther Reigns got hell of pissed of and threw my puter out the window

    He then went out side and gave it a punching, and then pissed on it

    He yelles whos the shit now fuck, and then came back inside

    It was getting late and I wanted to do some fucking so I told Luther Reigns he could sleep in the kicthen

    He said ok and just laid down on the floor and fell asleep

    I went to find Mrs Tribble who was wearing a bondage leather get up with holes for her tit's and pussy

    I said o yah and pulled it out and stuck it in

    I tore in for a good ten mintues when all of a sudden Luther Reigns busted in with a video camera

    I said WTF are you doing and he said im making a docametry on your UFO experiances

    I said ok then and let him film me fucking Mrs Tribble, and cumming all over the wall

    When I was done I went to sleep and so did Luther Reigns

    When I woke up I found Luther Reigns making brekfast

    I asked him what he was cooking and he said squirl

    I said where you get that

    He said I hunted it and killed it with my bear hands

    I said I dont want squirl

    Luther Reigns said we got way worse then that in prison, all we got was buffelo testical

    I said fine I ant eatin that other shit

    Then Mrs Tribble got up and ate some squirl

    She then said Luther Reigns should come to school with us

    Luther Reigns said he would represnet at school

    Mrs Tribble also wanted us to take all the weapons with us

    Mrs Tribble took the .45 and stuck in in her pants all tricked like

    Luther Reigns stole one of my suits and hid the shotgun inside the jacket

    I just took the AK-47 and said I didn't need to hide it, and I would repsent with it

    We then headed out to the truck and Mrs Tribble and I got in the front, while Luther Reigns just sat in the flat bed of the truck

    When we started driving and got on the high way Luther Reigns started shooting at cars with a shot gun

    Some one then fliped him off and he siad stop this fuck, so I did

    Luther Reigns jumped out of the truck while it was moving and ran up to the guy from behind

    He pulled out a nine inch blad and slit his troat

    Luther Reigns then yelled to start the fucking truck and take off

    He jumped into the flat bed while the truck was still moving and shot wildly in the air and yelled all savage like

    When we got to sckoo Luther Reigns consealed his shot gun while I just held my AK-47 all tricked like

    We headed into the class room and Mrs Tribble went to get the kids

    When they came into the room I saw The kid that gave me a dirty look and went up to him to start some shit

    I said most days I threatin you with a knife, today I got me something else and showed him my gun and bullets

    He just gave me a dirty look and Luther Reigns grabed him by the troat and choked him till he pasted out

    Luther then threw him in the coner and said you dont get no learnings today

    Luther Reigns then sat down in his desk and said Im doing the learning's

    While I sat down next to the card system

    Mrs Tribble told the class to pull out there math books and goto page 174

    Luther Reigns rasied his hand and said I got no book

    Mrs Tribble said you will have to share with cameron

    Cameron looked scared

    Luther said you sharing with me boy, and threw his desk next to Camerons

    Mrs Tribble told the class what problems to do and then went to sit down

    Cameron tried to share his book with Luther but Luther just took it but riped it in half by accident

    He then raised his hand and said I fucked the book Mrs Tribble

    She told him there were no no more books and that he would have to make do

    Luther Reigns said Ill go find some

    Ten pasted by during which we herd some screaming and Luther Reigns yelling give me some of that book

    He then came back to the classrom with two new books

    He gave one to cameron and said this be yours and said this one be mine

    Luther then started doing math and finsihed it before anyone else

    He gave to Mrs Tribble and she corrected it

    She said he got the problems right and was inprested

    Luther Reigns said I know math I use to be in realstate

    Luther then sat down and drew on his desk with his blade

    Cameron said you cant do that, and Luther said I can do what I fuck whell please

    Then lunch time came around

    Luther asked me where we get the fucking food

    I said come with me boy, and we went to the cafateria

    I told him you take what you want from the kids

    Luther just sat down next to a kid and took his lunch box

    The kid said what are you doing

    Luther said Im stealing you grub and im going to eat it in front of you

    The kid got violent and asked Luther if he wanted to fight

    Luther fliped out and picked up the trash can and trew it at the kid

    He then said were going to boggy

    Luther started punching the kid right in the alse way and then gave him a big boot

    The kid tried to get up and Luther stabbed him in the leg

    The kid all freaked out and ran to the office

    I said to Luther we need to be getting out of here and we ran out to the playground

    I told him we should get back to the class room but Luther wanted to go ride the swings

    So Luther went up to a kid on the swings and threw him off while in the air

    Luther then got on and gave them a riding

    After about five the swing broke and Luther got pissed

    He yelled this fucking cheap ass mexican labor shit I be pissed off

    We then went back to the classroom

    Recess was still going and I was boarded so I wanded down the hall looking into all the rooms

    I then opeaned the janitor closet and took a looking

    I saw a five gallon drum of cleaning solution that I wanted so I tried to pick it up but it spelled all over the place and out into the hall way

    I ran off back to the class room before anyone could see me

    Mrs Tribble then went out to get kids and Luther said he wanted to tell his UFO's storys to the class room
  • boner 2.0
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2004
    • 10970

    #2
    we love you long time............. NO FUCKING WAY

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    • Mrs Tribbles Bull Wip
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2005
      • 53

      #3
      Originally posted by boner 2.0
      we love you long time............. NO FUCKING WAY
      Fuck my gapped ass.

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      • SilentKnight
        Megan Fox's fluffer
        • Oct 2005
        • 24818

        #4
        UFO's?!?!

        OMG....where?!?!

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        • Mrs Tribbles Bull Wip
          So Fucking Banned
          • Dec 2005
          • 53

          #5
          Yah we tried that and they still got us. Thats why I be carring my .45 in the class room.

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          • Vince McMahons Cum Rag
            So Fucking Banned
            • Dec 2005
            • 54

            #6
            Ill Kill You

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