This one redneck cowboy janitor who was always called Dude
He called everyone dude. We asked him what he was into and he said sex drugs and rock and roll. We got in trouble by him for stuffing bread-sticks, pickles, mustard packets, racnch dressing, blue cheese, onions, tomatoes, pudding, pizza, all of our trash and all of Greg's food under the vending machine. He always whore a rodeo shirt blue jeans, and a white cowboy hat. He was short and old. He did not smell even though he was a janitor.