Ozzy Osbourne Thought Intruder Was Trying To Kill Him

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  • TheGarbageMan
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2004
    • 643

    #1

    Ozzy Osbourne Thought Intruder Was Trying To Kill Him

    OSBOURNE FEARED HARRISON-STYLE ATTACK

    Rocker OZZY OSBOURNE has thanked God he wasn't harmed by the burglars who broke into his English mansion yesterday morning (22NOV04) unlike late BEATLE, GEORGE HARRISON.

    The former BLACK SABBATH star bravely held one of the two intruder's in a headlock and dangled him out of a window at his Chalfont St Peter, Buckinghamshire home before the thief struggled free, escaping with jewellery worth more than $3.6 million (£2 million).

    But Osbourne is amazed he avoided physical injury during the fracas, especially in the knowledge Harrison - who died of cancer in November 2001 - was stabbed and wounded in the chest by an intruder at his home in December 1999.
    He said this morning (23NOV04), "I feel worse today than I did yesterday. I could have been like George Harrison. I could have been badly injured or anything.

  • neverlearn
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 2085

    #2
    Originally posted by TheGarbageMan
    OSBOURNE FEARED HARRISON-STYLE ATTACK

    Rocker OZZY OSBOURNE has thanked God he wasn't harmed by the burglars who broke into his English mansion yesterday morning (22NOV04) unlike late BEATLE, GEORGE HARRISON.

    The former BLACK SABBATH star bravely held one of the two intruder's in a headlock and dangled him out of a window at his Chalfont St Peter, Buckinghamshire home before the thief struggled free, escaping with jewellery worth more than $3.6 million (£2 million).

    But Osbourne is amazed he avoided physical injury during the fracas, especially in the knowledge Harrison - who died of cancer in November 2001 - was stabbed and wounded in the chest by an intruder at his home in December 1999.
    He said this morning (23NOV04), "I feel worse today than I did yesterday. I could have been like George Harrison. I could have been badly injured or anything.


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    • smack
      Push Porn Like Weight.
      • Mar 2002
      • 10652

      #3
      you gotta be a real dick to steal from ozzy.
      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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      • neverlearn
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        • Feb 2004
        • 2085

        #4
        Originally posted by smack
        you gotta be a real dick to steal from ozzy.

        and be real stupit
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        • Manowar
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          • Dec 2003
          • 71528

          #5
          Originally posted by smack
          you gotta be a real dick to steal from ozzy.
          its probably smart by whoever did it, its not like hes gonna keep up with you if you run off

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          • BuckLover
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            • Feb 2003
            • 1656

            #6
            It was the devil comming to get him!

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            • smack
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              • Mar 2002
              • 10652

              #7
              Originally posted by Manowar
              its probably smart by whoever did it, its not like hes gonna keep up with you if you run off
              it may be a smart heist, but that doesn't make you any less of a dick. he's ozzy osbourne, prince of fuckin darkness.
              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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              • mardigras
                Bon temps!
                • Feb 2003
                • 14194

                #8
                Originally posted by smack
                you gotta be a real dick to steal from ozzy.
                Have you seen the way Sharon shops? Her house is the holy grail for small expensive things
                .

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                • cocky
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2044

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Manowar
                  its probably smart by whoever did it, its not like hes gonna keep up with you if you run off
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                  • tranza
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                    • Jun 2003
                    • 57559

                    #10
                    The blurglar must be too damn slow...
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                    • CheneyRumsfeld
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                      • Sep 2004
                      • 1341

                      #11
                      remember Ozzy is the guy who bit the head off a chicken years ago, he damn well might bit off an ear Mike Tyson style

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                      • mardigras
                        Bon temps!
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 14194

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
                        remember Ozzy is the guy who bit the head off a chicken years ago, he damn well might bit off an ear Mike Tyson style

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                        Urban legend often?
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                        • CheneyRumsfeld
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                          • Sep 2004
                          • 1341

                          #13
                          not urban legend, it is true.
                          he done it twice where he was appearing and they threw him and Sharon out.

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                          • Shoehorn!
                            Die With Your Boots On
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 22872

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
                            not urban legend, it is true.
                            he done it twice where he was appearing and they threw him and Sharon out.
                            Actually once he bit the head off a dove when he met with record executives and was supposed to release them out the window as a sign of peace, but he was drunk and bit the head off one. The second time he always bit the heads off plastic bats during concerts, and someone threw a real bat on stage and he thought it was plastic, and bit the head off that one thinking it was plastic.

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