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no, im not a gay. I do not like bump guys. I like bump girls.Originally posted by Red Ezra
so i was looking at your sig - are you gay - do you like to bump guys? - no offense - just a question
and veryBIGcash.com it is just for money....
gays pay good for this content.... let's they will be happy too...Comment
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Hey I understand - gay for pay - makes sense - this is why we do thisOriginally posted by banderas
no, im not a gay. I do not like bump guys. I like bump girls.
and veryBIGcash.com it is just for money....
gays pay good for this content.... let's they will be happy too...
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hahah - good stuffOriginally posted by thePelican
25 AUSTIN POWERS CHAT UP LINES
1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)
Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
3) Nice legs... What time do they open?
4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out my package.
5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to you.
8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted
Bed thrasher,
have you seen one?
9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight.
10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell
outta me.
11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
is only a light switch away.
13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and
even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you by morning.
16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to
suck itself.
17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor.
20) My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming
it later.
21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk
by again?
22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk
to you.
23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have
you been drinking?
24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see
myself in them?
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Originally posted by thePelican
this one is funny too!
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."
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yeah - that's my site sig too - everybody's seen I think by now - but the christmas lights are prettyOriginally posted by flashfire
one more for a good cause...dont think I can be called a sig whore in a thread like this, I'm not being paid per post anyway
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eating up bumpwodth
<-- girl
tonight
toys since I was a little fart
- he kinda look sliek the vilain in the incredibles
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