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11-29-2004, 11:13 PM

fuck the images.

i'm going to descrie what I'm looing for in a women.

I want someone who

can take my feet out from under me mentally once in a while
has a KILLER smile
likes my propensity to tease ( and i have a BAD tendency to do so)
has eyes i can loose myself in
is a DEMON in the bedroom
is OPEN sexually and not full of mental problems there
likes to have fun
has some style (not talking incredible style- but some would be nice)
doesn't have an addiction problem
isn't tied to or all about material possetions
allows me to have a home open to friends at any time
is able to travel a LOT with me
stand behind me on major issuses ( i do the same)

women - PLEASE TELL ME SERIOUSLY

is that asking too much?

should i be lowering my standards and droping some of these requirements?

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11-29-2004, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
fuck the images.

i'm going to descrie what I'm looing for in a women.

I want someone who

can take my feet out from under me mentally once in a while
has a KILLER smile
likes my propensity to tease ( and i have a BAD tendency to do so)
has eyes i can loose myself in
is a DEMON in the bedroom
is OPEN sexually and not full of mental problems there
likes to have fun
has some style (not talking incredible style- but some would be nice)
doesn't have an addiction problem
isn't tied to or all about material possetions
allows me to have a home open to friends at any time
is able to travel a LOT with me
stand behind me on major issuses ( i do the same)

women - PLEASE TELL ME SERIOUSLY

is that asking too much?

should i be lowering my standards and droping some of these requirements?

You have awesome standards. Don't change a thing. You know what it is that you want, which is saying a hell of a lot more than most men.

Even though I don't have style, can I still be your friend?

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11-29-2004, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by Tala
You have awesome standards. Don't change a thing. You know what it is that you want, which is saying a hell of a lot more than most men.

Even though I don't have style, can I still be your friend?

only if i can see the tatoo again

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11-29-2004, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
only if i can see the tatoo again

But of course. I can only give you pictures, though. I'm not making Vegas, so you can't see it live.

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11-29-2004, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by Tala
[B]But of course. I can only give you pictures, though. I'm not making Vegas, so you can't see it live.

why arn't you comming to vegas - icq me NOW

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11-29-2004, 11:20 PM

When are in love with a woman most probably you see most of the characteristics you mentioned.....later is the problem ;-)
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11-29-2004, 11:22 PM

Wow, those standards are just right IMO. Not too much to expect in a mate at all. As Tala said, don't change a thing. I hope you find Ms. Right soon....shouldn't be hard, you sound like a fun person. Very acceptable standards!

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11-29-2004, 11:22 PM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
When are in love with a woman most probably you see most of the characteristics you mentioned.....later is the problem ;-)

can you sober up and retype that in english please?

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11-29-2004, 11:22 PM

so you need someone to really love you actually huh?!.
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11-29-2004, 11:22 PM

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so you need someone to really love you actually huh?!.

love me long time baby

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11-29-2004, 11:23 PM

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11-29-2004, 11:23 PM

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11-29-2004, 11:24 PM

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ill fuck ya

i was hoping to fuck you.......

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11-29-2004, 11:24 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
why arn't you comming to vegas - icq me NOW

Yes dear.....*looks around for your Q number*

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11-29-2004, 11:25 PM

if you need love i got what you need, aint no way that they can take that from me.

baby i promise that ill stay true, dont let anybody say it aint so, baby i promise that i will never leave, baby i promise these things to you, girl just believe i promise.

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11-29-2004, 11:25 PM

Sleazy, I've been told I have beautiful eyes. Would you care to take a gaze?

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11-29-2004, 11:26 PM

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Yes dear.....*looks around for your Q number*

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11-29-2004, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
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Nice. Time for some CYBER!!

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11-29-2004, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i was hoping to fuck you.......

again??

were's that big woody pic of you and me in vegas?

That was classic..

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11-29-2004, 11:43 PM

For a great and honest man you are totally not asking too much bro! ( not licking your ass but it's the truth )
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11-29-2004, 11:47 PM

Sleazy, those are awesome standards. The only one that's diifficult is the traveling one. If she's smart enough to catch your eye, odds are she'll have a job she's tied to.

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11-29-2004, 11:48 PM

.. nice set of "wanted" ... i just hope you actually live yourself by that standards..

My fave is number 3 ..

likes my propensity to tease ( and i have a BAD tendency to do so)

, cuz most man LOVE to tease but HATE to be teased....

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11-29-2004, 11:48 PM

Originally posted by Elli
Sleazy, those are awesome standards. The only one that's diifficult is the traveling one. If she's smart enough to catch your eye, odds are she'll have a job she's tied to.

some jobs are more mobile than others........

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11-29-2004, 11:49 PM

Originally posted by EROTEEK
.. nice set of "wanted" ... i just hope you actually live yourself by that standards..

My fave is number 3 .. , cuz most man LOVE to tease but HATE to be teased....

don't EVER fucking tease me or I'll kill you and piss on your corpse and then kill your family and do the same to them

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11-29-2004, 11:49 PM

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For a great and honest man you are totally not asking too much bro! ( not licking your ass but it's the truth )

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11-29-2004, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
don't EVER fucking tease me or I'll kill you and piss on your corpse and then kill your family and do the same to them

Okay, skip the killing ME part, and things will be grand.

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11-29-2004, 11:56 PM

The best is when you can both flirt with other girls.

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11-29-2004, 11:58 PM

Originally posted by Elli
The best is when you can both flirt with other girls.

Amen
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11-30-2004, 12:00 AM

Originally posted by Elli
The best is when you can both flirt with other girls.

that's actually a SERIOUS MAJOR concern in this business - as i flirt like crazy with all kinds of women on a REGULAR basis. I should have added that.

i'm not a jealous person and i believe that goes both ways with some freedom in a relationship

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11-30-2004, 12:00 AM

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11-30-2004, 12:01 AM

I think you should rethink the house being open to friends at all times. A woman's home is her nest and she wont ever be happy in a situation without any control
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11-30-2004, 12:01 AM

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already had sex with rex

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11-30-2004, 12:03 AM

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I think you should rethink the house being open to friends at all times. A woman's home is her nest and she wont ever be happy in a situation without any control

i cannot stand having to tell people they need to give 2 days notice before they come over.

it's who I am and who i want to be - i grew up in a home like that

this is actually a major point for me. my home is open and made to feel like it's always open. (bedroom of course is another story)

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11-30-2004, 12:10 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i cannot stand having to tell people they need to give 2 days notice before they come over.

it's who I am and who i want to be - i grew up in a home like that

this is actually a major point for me. my home is open and made to feel like it's always open. (bedroom of course is another story)

As long as you make her feel just at home, and just as you can say "I need a day without visitors", she should be able to say the same.

But that's if you live together. If you have your own places, then she can just go home.

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11-30-2004, 12:11 AM

if you bring similar qualities, seems like a reasonable list...

on the other hand, whenever anyone i know is actively looking for someone, they find fakes or chameleons. when they are not looking is when they find the person they would have been looking for - if ya see what i mean.

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11-30-2004, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by Elli
As long as you make her feel just at home, and just as you can say "I need a day without visitors", she should be able to say the same.

But that's if you live together. If you have your own places, then she can just go home.

agreed

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11-30-2004, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by basschick
if you bring similar qualities, seems like a reasonable list...

on the other hand, whenever anyone i know is actively looking for someone, they find fakes or chameleons. when they are not looking is when they find the person they would have been looking for - if ya see what i mean.

totally

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11-30-2004, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by basschick
if you bring similar qualities, seems like a reasonable list...

why should I have to bring anything to the table? I'm the man. I'm the one doing the choosing here. lol

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11-30-2004, 12:33 AM

Thats not too much to ask, if a girl doesnt meet your standards just move on to the next one on the list
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11-30-2004, 12:42 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
why should I have to bring anything to the table? I'm the man. I'm the one doing the choosing here. lol

Yeah, right. The reality is, " I have the pussy. I make the rules."

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11-30-2004, 02:16 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
fuck the images.

i'm going to descrie what I'm looing for in a women.

I want someone who

can take my feet out from under me mentally once in a while
has a KILLER smile
likes my propensity to tease ( and i have a BAD tendency to do so)
has eyes i can loose myself in
is a DEMON in the bedroom
is OPEN sexually and not full of mental problems there
likes to have fun
has some style (not talking incredible style- but some would be nice)
doesn't have an addiction problem
isn't tied to or all about material possetions
allows me to have a home open to friends at any time
is able to travel a LOT with me
stand behind me on major issuses ( i do the same)

women - PLEASE TELL ME SERIOUSLY

is that asking too much?

should i be lowering my standards and droping some of these requirements?

SERIOUSLY, you are describing a real woman.

No..you're not asking for too much. I hope you find her.

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11-30-2004, 02:28 AM

you certain have high expectations, i just think you got to take what you can get and live with it, not everyones perfect.

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11-30-2004, 02:43 AM

Originally posted by LROD
Yeah, right. The reality is, " I have the pussy. I make the rules."

Good luck on creating your stellar all-star team. What is life without loving and being loved madly?

Woman only make the rules when guys let them. Usually these are the same guys who suck up to woman, buy them gifts every week and say how good they look every day.
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11-30-2004, 09:41 AM

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11-30-2004, 10:00 AM

I fit all those qualities Scott...see you in 4 days??

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11-30-2004, 10:02 AM

Those are good qualities to look for. I'd have to draw the line at the open house policy thing. My house is my haven and I don't like to feel invaded. But with everyone having cell phones we don't have a problem anymore. Call me from downtown and let me know you're in the area. If I'm home, you're welcome to come by. Just let me know so I can put all the unmentionables away before you get here.

As far as teasing goes, most balanced women are okay with it as long as it's not malicious and as long as you can take it as well as you dish it out.

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11-30-2004, 10:03 AM

Hmm.. sounds like someone I know but I cant place....

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11-30-2004, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by Tala

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11-30-2004, 10:11 AM

Sounds good to me. The house deal is probably more related to what someone is used to. I'm really close with my family so I have them and my friends tromping in and out, day and night. I never think about it and they all have their own key, lol. My ex-husband used to get a little freaked out at first because he wasn't raised like that. The travel deal will probably be the hardest, depending on her work and other commitments.

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11-30-2004, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by Odie
I fit all those qualities Scott...see you in 4 days??

wooohooo!!!!!

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