I fucked a girl in the ass and now she is pregnant, what should I do?
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leaked out of one hole and into the other?we'll miss you our friend. RIP -
Give her Exslax or salt petre and hope for a healthy bouncing baby peice of shit. And wear a dome next time......Some of us consider pregancy a type of STD....Comment
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Originally posted by Icon
Give her Exslax or salt petre and hope for a healthy bouncing baby peice of shit. And wear a dome next time......Some of us consider pregancy a type of STD....
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I fucked a girl in the ass and now she is pregnant, what should I do?
check if you have 2 cocksComment
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Damn! your sperm can really swim far.Comment
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Originally posted by Icon
Give her Exslax or salt petre and hope for a healthy bouncing baby peice of shit. And wear a dome next time......Some of us consider pregancy a type of STD....
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dont drip next time
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Check those anatomy books from college and make sure you were actually in her ass.
It's the light brown, puckered, stinky hole, between the meaty buns.Comment
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Pray that it's not a shithead like youComment
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take her on the maury povitch show for a dna test..Comment
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Originally posted by johnafacade
Check those anatomy books from college and make sure you were actually in her ass.
It's the light brown, puckered, stinky hole, between the meaty buns.
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Originally posted by Harmon
She is going to give birth to a healthy batch of fat & plump brown eels
nasty!! 
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buy a cell phoneComment
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Learn the difference between ASS and PUSSY.
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Propose to her, a girl that takes it in the ass is a keeper
DHComment
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Troll"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -Patton
"Only the dead have seen the end of war." -PlatoComment
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no man - you NEVER marry a girl who will take it in the ass. Who wants to live with someone who can't control their asshole a few years down the road. She would be shitting the bed, while sleeping next to you. And nothing is worse than shitting the bed when you're sleeping next to someone. Trust me.Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Propose to her, a girl that takes it in the ass is a keeper
DH
Theres also dignity and self respect issues.....
In summary - Don't marry the asswhore, marry the vigin Sphincter.Comment
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umm well in the very slight chance its yours id say dna test the moment the baby is born and dont pay for anything until then
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That should teach her a lesson not to wipe towards her pussy but away....AWAY!SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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Get some glasses.Comment
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Originally posted by G3X-Scott
That should teach her a lesson not to wipe towards her pussy but away....AWAY!
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best adviceOriginally posted by Goonx
buy a cell phoneComment
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So you are telling me that if I am able fuck my wife in the ass at will, she might poop the sheets further down the road? Why am I getting all tingly down "there"? Am I disturbed?Originally posted by Icon
no man - you NEVER marry a girl who will take it in the ass. Who wants to live with someone who can't control their asshole a few years down the road. She would be shitting the bed, while sleeping next to you. And nothing is worse than shitting the bed when you're sleeping next to someone. Trust me.
Theres also dignity and self respect issues.....
In summary - Don't marry the asswhore, marry the vigin Sphincter.
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get a second opinion.Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.Comment
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Originally posted by Paraskass
Have the two holes sowed back together.. There is clearly a problem... lolComment
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Originally posted by Harmon
So you are telling me that if I am able fuck my wife in the ass at will, she might poop the sheets further down the road? Why am I getting all tingly down "there"? Am I disturbed?
LOL
is this what they call a 'fecalfeliac?' (sp?)Comment
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Nope. Just straight up SCATMANOriginally posted by Icon
LOL
is this what they call a 'fecalfeliac?' (sp?)
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*shudder* scatman
Topic: I fucked a girl in the ass and now she is pregnant, what should I do?
If by girl you mean DUDE and by pregnant you mean INFECTED, wear a dome! or stop banging dudesComment
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does this run in your family??Originally posted by Paraskass
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Next time don't swallow your own cum dripping from her ass and then spit inside her pussy.
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Whoa! Who let Max Hardcore post here?Originally posted by NoCarrier
Next time don't swallow your own cum dripping from her ass and then spit inside her pussy.
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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Next time don't swallow your own cum dripping from her ass and then spit inside her pussy.
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WTF?! What's wrong with brown cum?Originally posted by Icon
Whoa! Who let Max Hardcore post here?
Or green cum (I.E. Dugmor)
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Originally posted by Screaming
umm well in the very slight chance its yours id say dna test the moment the baby is born and dont pay for anything until then
It's impossible for a woman to get pregnant because of anal sex....
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Crate her up and send her to Ripley's Believe it or Not...
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Not exactly true:Originally posted by Nanda
It's impossible for a woman to get pregnant because of anal sex....
"According to the New England Journal of Medicine:
Rectal cocaine usage has been on the increase in recent years. The influx of rectal cocaine usage has more than tripled since Yale's "Rectal Suicide Study" of 1991.
Yale University's study was conducted using several women who had admittedly been rectal cocaine and heroin abusers. The women admitted to inserting a varity of tubes into their anus' in order to force the drug into their system.
The side effects may be any of the following:
Blood clotting, milky discharge, and HOLIOSIS (The act of burning a hole from the rectum through to the vagina, thus causing what we call in the medical world as ANAL PREGNANCY)"
Read more here
http://cme.nejm.org/March2004/Yale/drugabuse/oddities/study22134.htmlComment
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Originally posted by NoCarrier
WTF?! What's wrong with brown cum?
Or green cum (I.E. Dugmor)
this 'brown cum' you're talking about.....well it could be.......uhh.....maybe you should slow down on tossing salad....Comment
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It sounds like she is just full of shit
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women have assholes?
i thought that was a guy thing
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Or at least fuck with the lights on.Originally posted by ElvisManson
Learn the difference between ASS and PUSSY.
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Ask for a chromosome count. There is a high chance for retardation because it evidently runs in the family.Comment
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