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That's good to be nominated in every category.
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I might open some new categories this year, to compete with the other award parties at Internext:
How about these to start:
the "Kissed my ass the most this year" award
the "Paid the most in bribes/kickbacks this year" award
the "Sent the most traffic this year" award
and the highly-coveted
"I fucked up so I need to give him an award this year" award
Steve LightspeedLast edited by SteveLightspeed; 11-10-2004, 02:50 PM.Abra-cadabra!Comment
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oh man, you GOT to add the recently coined
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Wait, I got more:Originally posted by Lightspeed
I might open some new categories this year, to compete with the other award parties at Internext:
How about these to start:
the "Kissed my ass the most this year" award
the "Paid the most in bribes/kickbacks this year" award
the "Sent the most traffic this year" award
and the highly-coveted
"I fucked up so I need to give him an award this year" award
Steve Lightspeed
the "you gave me a smokin' deal on hosting this year" award
the "you let me bill with multiple prechecked crosssells this year" award
and the "you let me spam my awards party on your message board" award
shall I continue?Abra-cadabra!Comment
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Originally posted by Lightspeed
Wait, I got more:
the "you gave me a smokin' deal on hosting this year" award
the "you let me bill with multiple prechecked crosssells this year" award
and the "you let me spam my awards party on your message board" award
shall I continue? Please do!
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Steve, you fucking TOLD me I'd win this year when I didn't win last year!Comment
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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Steve, you fucking TOLD me I'd win this year when I didn't win last year!
Ok ok... one more just for KK:
the "Kimmykim is gonna kick the shit out of me if I don't honor her with an award" award
or alternatively called:
the "Lightspeed of the Ghetto" award
edit: sorry KK, you walked right into that one, I couldn't resist.
I think I'll call yours the "No time to talk to YOU on the telephone" awardLast edited by SteveLightspeed; 11-10-2004, 07:54 PM.Abra-cadabra!Comment
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Oh my God, can I have a big pink princess phone instead of a trophy?Originally posted by Lightspeed
edit: sorry KK, you walked right into that one, I couldn't resist.
I think I'll call yours the "No time to talk to YOU on the telephone" award
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does this mean I should rip up my acceptance speech ?Originally posted by Lightspeed
Don't bother submitting nominations, because its completely rigged and Lightspeedcash will win every category again for a record 6th year in a row!
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hey I thought You already have one of thoseOriginally posted by Kimmykim
"can I have a big pink princess" instead of a trophy?
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This year's biggest honor will be the
the "Too smart/experienced to get fooled by fake awards" awardAbra-cadabra!Comment
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I have the feeling you're making fun of my awards.Still Ballin'Comment
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Originally posted by D-Money
I have the feeling you're making fun of my awards.
D-Money gets the "Thank you, Captain Obvious" award!
But you don't run the only awards party, right?
Steve LightspeedLast edited by SteveLightspeed; 11-29-2004, 01:18 PM.Abra-cadabra!Comment
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oh fuck steve that was plain evil,Originally posted by Lightspeed
D-Money gets the "Thank you, Captain Obvious" award!
But you don't run the only awards party, right?
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Who, MFM? ;)Originally posted by JFK
hey I thought You already have one of those
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For those that don't know the history behind the Big Woody Awards, here it is.
When the Players Ball was just starting I went to Sundance with Farrell and the Southpark guys, Matt and Trey.
Farrell and his friends started an event called Lapdance. It was designed as a way to give a platform for them and their friends to get their independant movies seen.
I admired that they built a platform and decided to give the spotlight to those they felt worthy.
When I did the Players Ball, I realized I also had a platform and I too can send any message I want.
So I decided on doing my own awards, making fun of the other awards because they're almost always fixed. I came out and said, it's D$'s Big Woody Awards, I pick them, no fixing!
Lightspeed and I share the same opinions on awards, that's the humor behind the Big Woody Awards. If you don't like the other awards, start your own.
I'm not using Xbiz as an example because I started these way before the XBiz awards. I have no idea how they do their awards and it's none of my business. I've got love for everyone over there.
I even picked a big dick for people to hold, it's funny.Still Ballin'Comment
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