My wife bet me 5 headjobs(if I win or a day at the spa if she wins) I can't lose 10lbs by xmas. First of all, was she calling me fat?? Second, is dieting during the holidays worth just 5 headjobs?
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Wow... I'm never getting married if you have to put up a spa trip just to get 5 blowjobs!
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Are these 5 "headjobs" coming from her or is she going to pa for them for you?Comment
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Originally posted by xenophobic
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I should probably clarify, huh?Originally posted by MaskedMan
Are these 5 "headjobs" coming from her or is she going to pa for them for you?Comment
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amenOriginally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Wow... I'm never getting married if you have to put up a spa trip just to get 5 blowjobs!
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"headjob" = skullfuck, deepthroat or something like that
"headjob" = blowjob
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You have just under 4 weeks. Do this:
1. NO FAST FOOD
2. NO SOFT DRINKS (Coke, Pepsi, etc.)
3. NO ALCOHOL
4. For breakfast, eat a can of pineapples (also comes in handy for later when she's blowing you - you'll taste better).
5. For lunch, a chicken breast and steamed veggies. Repeat for dinner.
Go for a 30-minute walk every day after dinner.
For the inevitable munchies, buy bags of mini-carrots and just eat them.
Is this all this worth it for 5 blowjobs from your wife, who you've probably already fucked a thousand times?
Only you can answer that question, my friend...Comment
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Be a bulimic for a month. How bad could it be?
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you have to do that so you get head? damn that sucksComment
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thanksOriginally posted by Hawkeye
You have just under 4 weeks. Do this:
1. NO FAST FOOD
2. NO SOFT DRINKS (Coke, Pepsi, etc.)
3. NO ALCOHOL
4. For breakfast, eat a can of pineapples (also comes in handy for later when she's blowing you - you'll taste better).
5. For lunch, a chicken breast and steamed veggies. Repeat for dinner.
Go for a 30-minute walk every day after dinner.
For the inevitable munchies, buy bags of mini-carrots and just eat them.
Is this all this worth it for 5 blowjobs from your wife, who you've probably already fucked a thousand times?
Only you can answer that question, my friend...Comment
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lmao git er doneComment
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things are tough out thereOriginally posted by Sosa
you have to do that so you get head? damn that sucks
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Phun intended?Originally posted by Sosa
you have to do that so you get head? damn that sucksComment
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Now that's funny right thar.. I don't care who ya are.Originally posted by ironlung
lmao git er doneComment
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How open minded are you? I could stand to lose 10 lbs!!
Pics always welcome.Comment
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I think it worth to try it
! Not necessary for the "headjobs" but more for your health and chance of live longer and healthier .
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Easy eat a lot i mean pounds of food and a couple of gallons of water really stuff yourself and you will put your poundage up quite a bit right away. Then weigh yourself in front of your wife now take a laxative and you will lose the 10pounds in a day and you get your headjobs...Comment
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Originally posted by xclusive
Easy eat a lot i mean pounds of food and a couple of gallons of water really stuff yourself and you will put your poundage up quite a bit right away. Then weigh yourself in front of your wife now take a laxative and you will lose the 10pounds in a day and you get your headjobs...
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Just watch the tooth enamel!!!!Originally posted by sickkittens
Be a bulimic for a month. How bad could it be?Comment
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nope make it 10
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show her whos boss.. dont let her use sex against you !!
WTF are with women using sex - tell her that if she doesnt give you head that you wont fuck her for a monthComment
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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Wow... I'm never getting married if you have to put up a spa trip just to get 5 blowjobs!
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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So if you lose you have to give 5 blowjobs?Originally posted by cocky
My wife bet me 5 headjobs(if I win or a day at the spa if she wins) I can't lose 10lbs by xmas. First of all, was she calling me fat?? Second, is dieting during the holidays worth just 5 headjobs?
I wouldn't take that bet.I like ducks.Comment
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5 blowjobs = 10 lb's of sperm. there you go
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you have to lose weight to get your wife to blow you? sounds like a very healthy relationship.I host with VacaresComment
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How many would you get before Christmas if you don't drop the 10 pounds? You have to do the math and weigh the options (pun intended
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ahahaahaOriginally posted by xenophobic
amputate your legs.we'll miss you our friend. RIPComment
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So if you do it in a week do you get 4 times as many? I can show you how.
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Ok I don't wanna sound like all the other arseholes who are belittling you..... but..... 5 blowjobs so you will loose weight?
I think somethings up.....Comment
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10 pounds? shouldnt be a problem...good luck thoughMy sig was changed cause I don't know how to read the rules on this page
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yea, my weight...put on 50lbs in 2 years.Originally posted by Ross
Ok I don't wanna sound like all the other arseholes who are belittling you..... but..... 5 blowjobs so you will loose weight?
I think somethings up.....Comment
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It would almost double the amount of sex I can expect in the same timeframe. The attractive part of winning the headjobs is that they are on demand and nothing needs to be returned. No romance, no cuddling, no talking, just a simple blowjob before she leaves for work in the morning. After 11 years of marriage, on-demand headjobs sounds better than apple pie.Originally posted by mardigras
How many would you get before Christmas if you don't drop the 10 pounds? You have to do the math and weigh the options (pun intended)
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you can shed about 500 calories with a wild session of oral sex...
maybe you can get her to help you shed the lbs !!!
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that's one bet you do NOT want to lose
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Hey, tell her I'll take that bet.Comment
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Originally posted by Hawkeye
You have just under 4 weeks. Do this:
1. NO FAST FOOD
2. NO SOFT DRINKS (Coke, Pepsi, etc.)
3. NO ALCOHOL
4. For breakfast, eat a can of pineapples (also comes in handy for later when she's blowing you - you'll taste better).
5. For lunch, a chicken breast and steamed veggies. Repeat for dinner.
Go for a 30-minute walk every day after dinner.
For the inevitable munchies, buy bags of mini-carrots and just eat them.
Is this all this worth it for 5 blowjobs from your wife, who you've probably already fucked a thousand times?
Only you can answer that question, my friend...
NO NO NO. Number 3 is all wrong, you can drink hard liquor just no beer.
Other than that, good luck ;PComment
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I will try this myselfOriginally posted by Hawkeye
You have just under 4 weeks. Do this:
1. NO FAST FOOD
2. NO SOFT DRINKS (Coke, Pepsi, etc.)
3. NO ALCOHOL
4. For breakfast, eat a can of pineapples (also comes in handy for later when she's blowing you - you'll taste better).
5. For lunch, a chicken breast and steamed veggies. Repeat for dinner.
Go for a 30-minute walk every day after dinner.
For the inevitable munchies, buy bags of mini-carrots and just eat them.
Is this all this worth it for 5 blowjobs from your wife, who you've probably already fucked a thousand times?
Only you can answer that question, my friend...Comment
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hey man try it and if you do then you are lighter and you get the blowjobs and if you dont then you pay for the spa trip you would have ended up paying for sometime in the future anyway
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yeah a regular guy has like 2500 calories a day so if you wanna loose 10lbs you gotta go for 1000-1200 (which is really low)
1/2 gal water a day, start breakfast with fruit, just coffee/tea no sugar, low/no calorie soup for in between, light dinner, chicken roasted (filet), twice the amount of veggies you normally take no corn, no fried/prefried stuff, yoghurt sweet n low, lotsa sport
thatll have you loose lots, first second week at least 2-3lbs then 3-4rd week nothing and last weeks another 2-3, mind you not easy...
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so I shouldn't order the pad thai I just got the menu out for.....Originally posted by thinkx
yeah a regular guy has like 2500 calories a day so if you wanna loose 10lbs you gotta go for 1000-1200 (which is really low)
1/2 gal water a day, start breakfast with fruit, just coffee/tea no sugar, low/no calorie soup for in between, light dinner, chicken roasted (filet), twice the amount of veggies you normally take no corn, no fried/prefried stuff, yoghurt sweet n low, lotsa sport
thatll have you loose lots, first second week at least 2-3lbs then 3-4rd week nothing and last weeks another 2-3, mind you not easy...Comment
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Tough luck... Sometimes I just give my wife some money so she can go do some shopping instead of giving me another blowjob that day...
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haha, get jogging fatass.Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.Comment
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