Woman: Pre-op.
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Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.Comment
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Lois Griffin: So how was your day?Comment
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Peter Griffin: Phhhhh, ha ha ha ha. No Seriously What Is It?Comment
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Huck Griffin: I thought that was your name.Comment
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Peter: ...and there's no way I'm going in the back way.Comment
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Brian Griffin: Oh, don't flatter yourself, honey; I don't have any sweat glands.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Dear Stupid Dog, I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. Good-bye forever, Stewie. P.S.- I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30-day return limit, but I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. It's actually not a horrible sweater, it's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it, you know? Oh and I also left a button on the bureau, um I'm not sure what it goes to but um I, I can never bring myself to throw a button away, I know as soon as I do, I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll, wait a minute actually could it have been from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm. Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again good-bye forever. PPS- You know what, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.Comment
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Peter Griffin: OK, we can go... but you cant supersize.Comment
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Chris Griffin: You should invent the frisbee! The frisbee is an awesome toy!Comment
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Peter Griffin: No the rest were FROM the family... weren't they? Aw crap, since when did they change the meaning of for to from?Comment
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Peter Griffin: Go in the kitchen and make yourselves some sandwiches.Comment
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[At a job interview]Comment
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Peter Griffin: Oh, I hate it when your mother worries. She usually says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep."Comment
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Hillbilly #1: Dangit, Buck, I wanna use the sex box.Comment
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Brian Griffin: ...uh, is that a beer hall?Comment
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[a social worker is trying to take Stewie away because she believes the Griffin parents are unfit]Comment
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Jane: Oh my God. George.Comment
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Peter Griffin: I'm a man jackass.Comment
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Brian Griffin: Are you all right?Comment
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Girl: MOM.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Roman Polanski's house.Comment
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Dustin Hoffman: [as Captain Hook] Bring me Peter Pan!Comment
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Peter Griffin: Maybe I will, and then I'll put it on my feet and stand on Paul Bunyan's giant skillet to cook his flapjacks.Comment
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Lois Griffin: And what did you do?Comment
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Bing Crosby: That's right Peter, and if your kids give you any lip you can beat them with a sack of sweet Velency Oranges. They won't leave a bruise and it'll let 'em know who's boss, there's nooo doubt about it.Comment
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[singing]Comment
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Peter Griffin: They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine.Comment
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Glen Quagmire: Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side.Comment
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Toy Designer: I've just finished the new line of G.I. Jew toys.Comment
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Tom Tucker: I'm sorry but there's a handsome man in my spoon. You'll have to come back later.Comment
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George: Oh 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Jane is sorry', I could've been killed.Comment
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Stewie Griffin: No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.Comment
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[throws his hand up in a Hitler salute]Comment
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Meg Griffin: No.Comment
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[waiter cuts his eggs]Comment
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Stewie Griffin: Oh, you made flag girl. Great.Comment
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Chris Griffin: HEY.Comment
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[keeps laughing]Comment
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Lois Griffin: Honey, don't be silly. He's only a baby.Comment
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Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.Comment
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[dialing number]Comment
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Peter Griffin: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.Comment
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Peter Griffin: You all know how observant I am.Comment
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Peter Griffin: Well, someone tell this "cigarette" to shut up.Comment
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[Peter and Chris are dressed in grass skirts]Comment
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Diet Institute Worker: Hey, don't worry, it's just a really fat kid.Comment
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Brian Griffin: Come on, I'll show the channel Lois doesn't know about.Comment
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Stewie: I'm the dog. I'm well read and have a diverse stock portfolio. But I'm not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them on the rug.Comment
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Tom Bergeron: Ok, Jeremy... is there anything lower than absolute zero?Comment
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