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Sweet Revenge on Vegas Cabbies

Dressed in a nice business suit, I'll find a long line of cabs outside the casino. So I go up to the very first cab in the front of the line and ask "How much for a ride to the airport?"

He'll say
"Thirty bucks"

Then I'll ask

"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"

then he'll say "WTF! Get the hell out of my cab!"

Then I'll go to each cab in the line behind the first and ask each the same questions, as they each get pissed and refuse.

So by now all the cabbies I asked will be looking behind them to see the reaction of the driver I ask next.

When I get to last cabbie at the very back of the line, I'll get in and ask "How much for a ride to the airport?" When the cabbie replies with the price, I'll say ok and get in.

Then, as we drive slowly past the long line of cabs who refused me, I'll have a huge smile on my face and give 'em all the big thumbs up Borat style

I would tatoo Epassporte in my ass.

I would go to a Poker Texas hold em table.
Put down the bliinds. Wait till i get Ace -King, or Ace-Queen, etc.

Put the whole grand in, and then stand up and be like BLACK JACK BITCHES !!!!!!!

There is a guy in the town I live in that annoys everyone. He has his entire yard decorated with bible quotes and every Friday and Saturday night he takes a big cross down and stands in front of a bar or club and tells everyone that goes in or comes out that they are going to hell for drinking and "whoreing" Everyone I know is annoyed by him. Even the local paper did a story on him and ended up slamming him.

So I would go down and buy about 25 blow up sex dolls and fill them with helium so they would float. Then I would dress them in various sexy outfits and on friday night, after he got home from harrasing the people at the bars I would sneak in and stake them down to his yard with some twine so that they will float about 10 feet of the ground. So in the morning, while he is sleeping in to rest up for a nother night of annoying the people of the town, the people driving by his house will see 25 sex dolls dressed like naughty maids, nurses, loves slaves and more. Some, of course would be posed is great sexual positions. I would then hide across the street in some bushes and videotape his response when he came out and saw them.

Sick and Twisted? Where is Allison from topbucks when you need her?

haha

Spend it on printing up fake internext passes, then sell the for $100 bucks apiece. Sell as many as I can till things start getting hot then take a big ass limo full of hookers to the airport, rent a private jet, and fly us all to a warm beach somewhere far far away that has no clothing restrictions or extradition treaties with the US

Should be a day or two depending on the workload. Email me if you are having an issue.

C

You are a sick fucker. I like it!

Merry Xmas!

I changed my mind, I would use it to help me take my kids to Disney Land/World

Hire a hooker for $1,000.00 and find the gayest person in the Casino - Tell her she has to at least suck him off to get the Grand

I would use it for a upgrade from LV to Channel or how about the change fee to expedite a code 59 from europe

Off to the stadium to watch the Cardinals get killed with me little boy

Ron C

1500, but you get the Family discount....

Change the $1000 into $1 bills, get hammered, then head out to one of the shady all-nude clubs in the middle of the day with a couple friends. Get the 45 year old skank stripper to do a spread eagle on stage, the start shooting folded $1 bills at her crack. It's alot of fun