I would rent a studly male porn stud, dress him in a leash and not much else, and have him follow me on stage as my devoted slave at the Player?s Ball when I get my woody!
I would make a 500 downpayment to have a big ass watch just like yours, spend the other 500 on 2 bottles of Cristal to celebrate my new acqusition, and you, Shaliza and Keyser would be invited................to watch me drink it
and Merry Christmas
I would hire a arial sky writing plane to write gofuckyourself.com or epassporte.com or both .... then skydive ... with any other GFYers that wanted to be there also....with a POV cam of course.....
I'd take Anal Hobbit's advice and fuck the living shit out of as many hookers as I can, scam them, and then use the $1000 to pay off the pimps who would inevitably try to kill me.
I would take that 1 grand and hire the ugliest fattest trannies in town. Get them to CES and have them make an ass of themselves in front of booths until they pay me 1 grand each to leave them alone. Then put all of that money on black.
I'd put it all on black and if it won, I'd leave it there and keep going till it lost. Unless I got to like 5K or so, then I'd take it and give it to a tranny to dance all week long for Ramos!
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