You can all go fuck yourself Baaah humbug

Roger I am coming to Tampa to cockblock you

Brother can you spare a dime????

You're a sad man, Mr. Scrooge...



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its a good time for family to get together, but it does suck how evryone seems to get rude and pushy during this time of year

Hey RogerV. Where do I need to send the hooker to cheer you up?

Grinchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history"

Adrian Cronauer - Good Morning Vietnam

Haven't I seen you on MySpace?

There must be more to it..

Well then its a perfect time to "give back to the industry" hehe

give me give me give me!

lmao....

LOL Shhhhhh last nite was fun

I look good in that pic


and I wish you all a good nite

Fuck Christmas...

LOL

Christmas isn?t fucking Christian. Ok, now we?re talking.

That?s right, that Yuletide cheer you?re spreading? What exactly do you think Yule is? It's the fucking Pagan celebration of solstice. And those ?Christmas? traditions? They?re not just like Pagan rituals, they fucking are Pagan rituals. Way before your Jesus got all magical with the bread and fishes, the Romans were celebrating the birth of Mithra on . . . guess? Go on ? guess. December fucking twenty fifth. What a weird coincidence. Practically the whole thing is ripped off from the fucking Druids and the Romans. Twelve days? Check. Exchanging gifts? Check. Mistletoe? Check. And you?d better fucking believe that those decorated trees that Gibson and Co. are so bent out of shape over are as Pagan as the Rune and Crystal Shack at Pentagramfest 2005. You might as well be building miniature fucking Stonehenges in your den.

And don?t you read your own goddamn Bibles? Jesus was born when? In the middle of winter? Lot of Shepherds out watching their flocks around that time of year in Bethlehem? No, because they?d be freezing their fucking asses off. Tell you what ? y?all go figure out which one of the different Bible stories about the birth of Baby Jesus® you want to believe, and then we?ll argue about whether it fucking happened like that or not.

Christians just stole a bunch of traditions from other cultures, slapped them together, stuck a fucking tinfoil star on top and called it the Most Important Holiday of the Year. Modern American Christmas makes Michael Jackson look positively organic.

alrighty then

are you on myspace? i think i saw you on myspace.

i like to decorate strippers with one dollar bills during the holidays.

Santa sent you a Fleshlight....