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AaronM · 12-23-2005, 05:55 AM

In relation to this thread.

"[04:20] AaronM: Is that hot blond available still?
[04:21] YAron: Yes
[04:21] AaronM: The skinny one with small tits and totally shaved.

She's hot.
[04:21] YAron: Yes she ia available
[04:21] AaronM: Is she a good cook?
[04:22] YAron: cook? What do you mean?
[04:22] AaronM: I mean if I am getting a mail order bride, I would like to know if she can cook.
[04:23] YAron: be onest I really do not know. But I can find out right now! I can call her!
[04:24] AaronM: Do you know if she is a good fuck or not? She looks like she would be wild in bed.
[04:26] YAron: looks like but who knows. I never had sex with her!
[04:28] YAron: listen do u wanna order her?
[04:28] AaronM: Well, I gotta tell you that I am very new to this sort of thing. In fact, it's my first time ever looking for a woman outside of the US but I hear they are dedicated, loyal, and love sex.

Maybe I am going about this all wrong? What should I know about mail order brides? Is this really legal or what?

And not that I am cheap but I don't have any clue what sort of financial figures we are talking about to get her here.

What do I need to know?

I appreciate your help with this. Thank you.
[04:30] AaronM: And yes, I am very interested in discussing ordering her.
[04:31] AaronM: Hello?
[04:31] YAron: wait a minute ok?
[04:31] AaronM: ok
[04:32] YAron: U wanna bring her to US?
[04:33] AaronM: Isn't that how this usually works? Or do I go there?
[04:35] YAron: U r talking about mail order bride? U wanna married her?
[04:35] YAron: am I wrong?
[04:35] AaronM: I would want to meet her first, of course.
[04:36] YAron: listen! I think u sould come! first! She has never seen u before
[04:37] AaronM: Does that usually matter?
[04:38] YAron: if u r talking about wedding? Yes
[04:38] AaronM: And what if I just want to fuck her for a few months? Kinda like lease with the option to buy?
[04:41] AaronM: I have a friend who is interested in the same sort of deal with the other girl.
[04:41] YAron: fuck her for a few month?
[04:43] AaronM: Am I not understanding you correctly? Is she not a hooker who's looking for somebody to bring her to the US?
[04:44] YAron: We're not in a pimp business
[04:45] AaronM: So people usually just marry these girls without having any time to test drive them first?
[04:46] YAron: we r photographers we r not selling the girls
[04:46] AaronM: What?
[04:46] AaronM: The thing said to message you if I wanted to order the girl.
[04:47] YAron: order the custom sets photo or videos
[04:47] AaronM: No shit?
[04:48] AaronM: Why would people want videos or pics instead of the girls themselves? That seems silly.

You can't really fuck the pictures or videos.

A real doll would be a better investment for that.
[04:49] AaronM: I guess i misunderstood. Sorry to waste your time like this.
[04:49] AaronM:
[04:51] YAron: no problem
[04:52] AaronM: One more question......
[04:52] YAron: yeappp!
[04:52] AaronM: Can she properly shoe a horse?
[04:52] YAron: listen to"

Now, I must give credit where credit is due...... "[04:45] Tat2jr: ask if she can shoe a horse.... it's very important."

12-23-2005, 05:55 AM
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,922	I should start a GFY version of "Punked." In relation to this thread. "[04:20] AaronM: Is that hot blond available still? [04:21] YAron: Yes [04:21] AaronM: The skinny one with small tits and totally shaved. She's hot. [04:21] YAron: Yes she ia available [04:21] AaronM: Is she a good cook? [04:22] YAron: cook? What do you mean? [04:22] AaronM: I mean if I am getting a mail order bride, I would like to know if she can cook. [04:23] YAron: be onest I really do not know. But I can find out right now! I can call her! [04:24] AaronM: Do you know if she is a good fuck or not? She looks like she would be wild in bed. [04:26] YAron: looks like but who knows. I never had sex with her! [04:28] YAron: listen do u wanna order her? [04:28] AaronM: Well, I gotta tell you that I am very new to this sort of thing. In fact, it's my first time ever looking for a woman outside of the US but I hear they are dedicated, loyal, and love sex. Maybe I am going about this all wrong? What should I know about mail order brides? Is this really legal or what? And not that I am cheap but I don't have any clue what sort of financial figures we are talking about to get her here. What do I need to know? I appreciate your help with this. Thank you. [04:30] AaronM: And yes, I am very interested in discussing ordering her. [04:31] AaronM: Hello? [04:31] YAron: wait a minute ok? [04:31] AaronM: ok [04:32] YAron: U wanna bring her to US? [04:33] AaronM: Isn't that how this usually works? Or do I go there? [04:35] YAron: U r talking about mail order bride? U wanna married her? [04:35] YAron: am I wrong? [04:35] AaronM: I would want to meet her first, of course. [04:36] YAron: listen! I think u sould come! first! She has never seen u before [04:37] AaronM: Does that usually matter? [04:38] YAron: if u r talking about wedding? Yes [04:38] AaronM: And what if I just want to fuck her for a few months? Kinda like lease with the option to buy? [04:41] AaronM: I have a friend who is interested in the same sort of deal with the other girl. [04:41] YAron: fuck her for a few month? [04:43] AaronM: Am I not understanding you correctly? Is she not a hooker who's looking for somebody to bring her to the US? [04:44] YAron: We're not in a pimp business [04:45] AaronM: So people usually just marry these girls without having any time to test drive them first? [04:46] YAron: we r photographers we r not selling the girls [04:46] AaronM: What? [04:46] AaronM: The thing said to message you if I wanted to order the girl. [04:47] YAron: order the custom sets photo or videos [04:47] AaronM: No shit? [04:48] AaronM: Why would people want videos or pics instead of the girls themselves? That seems silly. You can't really fuck the pictures or videos. A real doll would be a better investment for that. [04:49] AaronM: I guess i misunderstood. Sorry to waste your time like this. [04:49] AaronM: [04:51] YAron: no problem [04:52] AaronM: One more question...... [04:52] YAron: yeappp! [04:52] AaronM: Can she properly shoe a horse? [04:52] YAron: listen to" Now, I must give credit where credit is due...... "[04:45] Tat2jr: ask if she can shoe a horse.... it's very important."