How to clear your debt in a tough economy

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  • SilentKnight
    Megan Fox's fluffer
    • Oct 2005
    • 24812

    #1

    How to clear your debt in a tough economy

    It is the month of July, a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

    Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.

    He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

    The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

    The Butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser.

    The pig raiser takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

    The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

    The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

    The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

    At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

    No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.
  • slapass
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 14625

    #2
    very interesting but they could have done that without the hundred dollar bill. if you are owed 100 and owe a hundred, you have zero net worth. The story is amusing but shows nothing.

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    • Agent 488
      Registered User
      • Feb 2006
      • 22511

      #3
      if i wanted crap that is forwarded around by email by idiots i would look at emails from my distant relatives.

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      • Helix
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2002
        • 6021

        #4
        Why such a hardon for the US?

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        • gnet
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 292

          #5
          This only works if the hotel manager was owed $100.

          Our problem is the "hotel manager" is owed a lot less than $100. Therefore, in the end, cannot clear his debt. Only some of it.
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          • SilentKnight
            Megan Fox's fluffer
            • Oct 2005
            • 24812

            #6
            Originally posted by budsbabes
            if i wanted crap that is forwarded around by email by idiots i would look at emails from my distant relatives.
            Sorry to hear idiocy runs in your family.

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            • woj
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              • Jul 2002
              • 47880

              #7
              Originally posted by slapass
              very interesting but they could have done that without the hundred dollar bill. if you are owed 100 and owe a hundred, you have zero net worth. The story is amusing but shows nothing.
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              • SilentKnight
                Megan Fox's fluffer
                • Oct 2005
                • 24812

                #8
                Originally posted by Helix
                Why such a hardon for the US?
                $11,528,990,866,940.74 (11 trillion in national debt - approx. $37k per citizen) AND now the gov't wants to create a national health care system?!

                Does one need a hardon to make commentary on facts?

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                • CYF
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                  • Mar 2009
                  • 10973

                  #9
                  Originally posted by budsbabes
                  if i wanted crap that is forwarded around by email by idiots i would look at emails from my distant relatives.
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                  • born2blog
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1801

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SilentKnight
                    $11,528,990,866,940.74 (11 trillion in national debt - approx. $37k per citizen) AND now the gov't wants to create a national health care system?!

                    Does one need a hardon to make commentary on facts?
                    I agree, good point
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                    • Helix
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 6021

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SilentKnight
                      $11,528,990,866,940.74 (11 trillion in national debt - approx. $37k per citizen) AND now the gov't wants to create a national health care system?!

                      Does one need a hardon to make commentary on facts?
                      You certainly are allowed to make any comment you wish. But...I thought you were Canadian...whatever guy. Carry on. Enjoy your rant.

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                      • SilentKnight
                        Megan Fox's fluffer
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 24812

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Helix
                        You certainly are allowed to make any comment you wish. But...I thought you were Canadian...whatever guy. Carry on. Enjoy your rant.
                        The day your country becomes an isolationist nation and stops exerting influence (both positive and negative) on neighbouring countries - is the day I'll withhold an opinion.

                        It'll coincide with monkeys flying out my arse.

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                        • Rochard
                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 75762

                          #13
                          Originally posted by budsbabes
                          if i wanted crap that is forwarded around by email by idiots i would look at emails from my distant relatives.
                          I have trained all of my family members but one not to send me that shit. It's nice.
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                          • georgeyw
                            58008 53773
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 9865

                            #14
                            Originally posted by budsbabes
                            if i wanted crap that is forwarded around by email by idiots i would look at emails from my distant relatives.
                            relos, friends random idiots - the amount of forwarded on shit is mind boggling but a great way to get some viral crap started
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                            • hypedough
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 3743

                              #15
                              Originally posted by budsbabes
                              if i wanted crap that is forwarded around by email by idiots i would look at emails from my distant relatives.
                              LOL this is totally a mass email people send to one another.

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                              • MrMaxwell
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jul 2005
                                • 10057

                                #16
                                11T?!?! If it's 11T we're doomed.. I don't follow any of it anymore because it makes me too fucking mad since I know what's really happening. But 11T?! No fucking way, I'll have a heart attack.

                                As far as this little story you've told.. what is this, the Dick Van Dyke show?
                                And it was only a dollar when I saw it on there.
                                Did that show really have Dick and Dyke in the name
                                Mary Tyler Moore was so fucking SEXY on that show.
                                Grr.

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