5 Things you dont want to tell your wife
Would be nice to get mine and maybe your dirty secrets here, 5 things that you have done that you don't want to share with your wife / mistress / girlfriend or husband. I´ll start. Vent your dirty secret´s with us here at GFY. 
1. I masturbated to a picture of your Mum when she was younger.
2. I shit-farted in the bed and left you laying in it for 6 hours before waking you up.
3. I wouldn't mind getting with your sister & her husband.
4. Sometimes I think about Matt Damon while inside you. (Dogma makes me horny)
5. I stole money from your dad once, just because I could. (Boy´s night out)
Feels good to spill my guts out here, now I´m going to build on my hangover..
1. I masturbated to a picture of your Mum when she was younger.
2. I shit-farted in the bed and left you laying in it for 6 hours before waking you up.
3. I wouldn't mind getting with your sister & her husband.
4. Sometimes I think about Matt Damon while inside you. (Dogma makes me horny)
5. I stole money from your dad once, just because I could. (Boy´s night out)
Feels good to spill my guts out here, now I´m going to build on my hangover..
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