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I heard that Chuck Norris sold his Soul to the devil then he round housed the devil in the face and got his soul back. Now it's rumored they play poker together on Wendsday nights.
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a highschool football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referries to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child.
Chuck norris roundhouse kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then perceided to bang every chick in the stadium
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Fuck Sigs.
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