Martha Stewart busted for smuggling food in her bra

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  • mardigras
    Bon temps!
    • Feb 2003
    • 14194

    #1

    Martha Stewart busted for smuggling food in her bra

    Fox News is referring to it as Martha's "spice rack"

    Martha smacked for smuggling
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  • Illicit
    wtf ?
    • Dec 2003
    • 11895

    #2
    Martha Stewart is becoming quite the jailbird gourmet and whips up dishes with illicit ingredients she smuggles back to her cell by stuffing them down her bra, according to a newspaper report Friday.



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    • fris
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      • Aug 2002
      • 55818

      #3
      damn girl :p
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      • TheLegacy
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        • Mefo
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          • Jun 2002
          • 6169

          #5
          lol

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          • loverboy
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            • May 2003
            • 20609

            #6
            she should suffer, show no mercy

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            • xclusive
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              • Apr 2004
              • 35218

              #7
              Bring her in front of the firing squad she is smuggling WMD for al-Queda...

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              • MissMiranda
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                • Jul 2004
                • 583

                #8
                Hum, weapons of mass delishesness?

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                  • Jan 2002
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                  • Strife
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                    • Aug 2001
                    • 4534

                    #10
                    "They say Stewart has been grilled by officials at least three times, twice for smuggling eggs and once for "being too nice."

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                    • Fap
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                      • Feb 2004
                      • 12094

                      #11

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                      • Phoenix
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                        • Nov 2002
                        • 35475

                        #12
                        damn she should have just paid the fee.


                        on the other hand..i cant wait to see what she does out of prison.

                        Moving her factory and all of her employees out of the US would be my first move.
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                        • Diesel006
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                          • Apr 2004
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                          #13
                          Too funny, i say give her the death sentance
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                          • Babagirls
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                            • Feb 2001
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                            #14
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                            • foxylady
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                              • Oct 2004
                              • 1829

                              #15
                              too bad for her

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                              • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                • Mar 2003
                                • 30307

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Phoenix
                                damn she should have just paid the fee.


                                on the other hand..i cant wait to see what she does out of prison.

                                Moving her factory and all of her employees out of the US would be my first move.
                                I would bet that will be her first move.

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                                • Doctor Dre
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                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 51692

                                  #17


                                  Thoses are very interesting news. I'm laughing my ass off
                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                  • axelcat
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                                    • Jun 2002
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                                    #18

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                                    • Webby
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                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 14956

                                      #19
                                      They say Stewart has been grilled by officials at least three times, twice for smuggling eggs and once for "being too nice."
                                      Of course Martha is "nice"!!

                                      ... at least with her public face. She not call the prison staff whoring sluts enough times? :-)

                                      Revenge can be sweet - I suspect she is taking her time on that and waiting to have freedom first:-)
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                                      • sickkittens
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                                        • Jul 2002
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                                        #20
                                        Please tell me that this is a joke.

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                                        • Marcus Aurelius
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                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 14809

                                          #21
                                          What im looking forward to is when she finally gets out and she goes back to her show, and has a guest on cooking up a dish with her, and they reach for something she is mixing and she shanks them. oh.....good times.

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                                          • Fizzgig
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                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 9649

                                            #22
                                            OMFG, she stole KETCHUP!

                                            sheeeeeeeeeesh
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                                            • Doctor Dre
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                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 51692

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sickkittens
                                              Please tell me that this is a joke.
                                              that,s definitly the funniest news story posted arround for a while
                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                              • blackmonsters
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                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 21070

                                                #24
                                                She was rail-roaded.

                                                The only reason she's in jail is because she's rich(ironic reversal of the norm).
                                                Insider trading charges were unfounded so she was prosecuted for "lying" to investigators.

                                                Fuck, everybody could be convicted of that. Ya know, they question the suspect and the suspect says "I didn't do it".
                                                Is that not the most repeated lie in court?

                                                BTW: It is totaly legal for investigators to lie to you!!
                                                Good luck.



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                                                • emmanuelle
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                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 3662

                                                  #25
                                                  I think that instead of wasting taxpayer money to make an example of her and lock her up; she should have been sentenced to a year of living and working in a homeless shelter. Let the truly downtrodden benefit from her talents-

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                                                  • wes
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                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                    • 3150

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by emmanuelle
                                                    I think that instead of wasting taxpayer money to make an example of her and lock her up; she should have been sentenced to a year of living and working in a homeless shelter. Let the truly downtrodden benefit from her talents-
                                                    not bad.

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                                                    • pornguy
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                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 62910

                                                      #27
                                                      BTW: It is totaly legal for investigators to lie to you!!

                                                      Totaly? No, but they can get away with it far easier.
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                                                      • mardigras
                                                        Bon temps!
                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                        • 14194

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by emmanuelle
                                                        I think that instead of wasting taxpayer money to make an example of her and lock her up; she should have been sentenced to a year of living and working in a homeless shelter. Let the truly downtrodden benefit from her talents-
                                                        I agree. There could have been many ways that Martha could pay that could have been a worthwhile "repay".
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                                                        • BIGTYMER
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                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 17066

                                                          #29
                                                          Thats cause jail food sucks.

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                                                          • mardigras
                                                            Bon temps!
                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 14194

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Kingpins
                                                            Thats cause jail food sucks.
                                                            Some jailbird will make $$$ telling her story how she ate from Martha Stewart's bosom
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