How Many Miles have you put on your g/f's/Wifes pussy

**Lycanthrope** · 11-24-2004, 12:30 PM

Not sure about that, but pretty sure I could circumnavigate the earth with the milage my palm has recieved

**xclusive** · 11-24-2004, 12:32 PM

Lets see about 6 strokes at 2 inches that's about a foot eash time it's going to take me being reincarnated several times to reach a mile...

**arial** · 11-24-2004, 12:32 PM

I'm scared to find out.

**Kard63** · 11-24-2004, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Take the Avg # of times you have sex per year...
Take the avg speed of your thrusting. In and Out.

Say you are only 6 inches to one in and out = 1 foot.

There are 5280 Feet in a mile.

So How many miles is on your g/f's pussy.

12.78 Miles for me =-)

So, if you have a 6 inch dick and you average 100 thrusts (made a mistake, 50 in 50 out maybe?) per fucking you nail her 112.464 times a year.

**polish_aristocrat** · 11-24-2004, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by KMR Stitch

Say you are only 6 inches to one in and out = 1 foot.

only 3 inches here

**neverlearn** · 11-24-2004, 12:42 PM

I ve laid my gf more times than CN's laid rail track

**sickkittens** · 11-24-2004, 12:44 PM

Is it recess yet or at least nap time?

**Kard63** · 11-24-2004, 01:04 PM

Here is a pussy mileage calculator:

http://www.requestcam.com/calc.php

Much thanks to my friend grumble for helping me out. If anyone is buying tgp templates or php work hit grumble on AIM.

**Dynamix** · 11-24-2004, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by Kard63
Here is a pussy mileage calculator:

http://www.requestcam.com/calc.php

Much thanks to my friend grumble for helping me out. If anyone is buying tgp templates or php work hit grumble on AIM.

Thanks for the plug

I think you need to enter the length of dick in terms of feet (6in .5 feet, etc.).. otherwise I've got 68 miles on my girlfriend lol

**TheMob** · 11-24-2004, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by neverlearn
I ve laid my gf more times than CN's laid rail track

i think i've marathoned my girl

**KMR Stitch** · 11-24-2004, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by Kard63
Here is a pussy mileage calculator:

http://www.requestcam.com/calc.php

Much thanks to my friend grumble for helping me out. If anyone is buying tgp templates or php work hit grumble on AIM.

Calc seems off...

**TheMob** · 11-24-2004, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Calc seems off...

yeah, very much so indeed

**Marcus Aurelius** · 11-24-2004, 01:26 PM

average of 55 miles per year times 9 years

495 miles. but that means my dick has traveled 495 miles down a vagina tunnel. thats one deep pussy.

oh and about 50 feet in her ass.

this thread is retarded, but amusing.

**KMR Stitch** · 11-24-2004, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by TheMob
yeah, very much so indeed

If he is selling his php skills I would fix it asap :-x

**Kard63** · 11-24-2004, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
If he is selling his php skills I would fix it asap :-x

I told him what formula to use.

a x (2b) x c = d

2b because 1 thrust is in and out.

c should be a decimal representation of a foot, not the number of inches.

**Rob** · 11-24-2004, 03:28 PM

Let's put it this way. If I got frequent flyer miles for it then I'd have free round trips for life. For life.

**Kard63** · 11-24-2004, 03:37 PM

i made it so that its in inches now.

DX · 11-24-2004, 03:41 PM

before marriage: 16.4141414141
after marriage: 0.0820707070707

same chick.. go figure : )

**SpikeHeel** · 11-24-2004, 04:47 PM

I can't track my average!

**Paul Waters** · 11-24-2004, 06:03 PM

I have spread it around too much for any single partner to have a big number.

**Spunky** · 11-24-2004, 06:05 PM

In the begining it was around the world....now it's like around the block

**raster** · 11-25-2004, 01:03 PM

Also tracks how much pipe has been taken up by your wife/gfs mouth

**Doctor Dre** · 11-25-2004, 01:05 PM

OMFG you really have time to think about that ?

Put all thoses great ideas into your work and you'll be a millionaire

**buddyjuf** · 11-25-2004, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
OMFG you really have time to think about that ?

Put all thoses great ideas into your work and you'll be a millionaire

**Dynamix** · 11-25-2004, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
If he is selling his php skills I would fix it asap :-x

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Calc seems off...

Read up before running your mouth. Length was to be in terms of feet, not inches.

Originally posted by Dynamix
.. I think you need to enter the length of dick in terms of feet (6in .5 feet, etc.)..

**cali_22** · 11-25-2004, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by Lycanthrope

Not sure about that, but pretty sure I could circumnavigate the earth with the milage my palm has recieved

**KMR Stitch** · 11-25-2004, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by Dynamix
Read up before running your mouth. Length was to be in terms of feet, not inches.

Newb

Originally posted by TheMob
yeah, very much so indeed

Hmm...Thats why

Originally posted by Kard63
i made it so that its in inches now.

........................................

You said this..

Thanks for the plug I think you need to enter the length of dick in terms of feet (6in .5 feet, etc.).. otherwise I've got 68 miles on my girlfriend lol ...

then he fixed it..

You're smart.

**Violetta** · 11-25-2004, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by DX
before marriage: 16.4141414141
after marriage: 0.0820707070707

same chick.. go figure : )

Hehe... Well, thats life

**Harmon** · 11-25-2004, 02:52 PM

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 11-25-2004, 02:55 PM

22.9 Miles. Fucken A.

4 times a week Not counting BJ's and Anal.

**Kard63** · 11-25-2004, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Newb

Hmm...Thats why

........................................

You said this..

Thanks for the plug I think you need to enter the length of dick in terms of feet (6in .5 feet, etc.).. otherwise I've got 68 miles on my girlfriend lol ...

then he fixed it..

You're smart.

I changed it for you guys that like to respond to threads without reading much of them. Thats why I had to include (in inches) on the web page too....

When he said that he was right.

**KMR Stitch** · 11-25-2004, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by Kard63
I changed it for you guys that like to respond to threads without reading much of them. Thats why I had to include (in inches) on the web page too....

When he said that he was right.

You should add how many years total.

**Fap** · 11-25-2004, 07:11 PM

I dont count thrusts... i have sex with my gf atleast 7 times a week... my dick is 10"... how do i do the math here....

**RoUgH AiR** · 11-25-2004, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by mdcq

oh and about 50 feet in her ass.

OMFG!!! That was the funniest EVOOOOOR!!!

**Screaming** · 11-25-2004, 07:13 PM

too much to count

**latinasojourn** · 11-25-2004, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by Kard63
So, if you have a 6 inch dick and you average 100 thrusts (made a mistake, 50 in 50 out maybe?) per fucking you nail her 112.464 times a year.

not many gals are going to see jesus with just 50 in and 50 out.

if you spew too fast the gash will always be low mileage.

**Wolfy** · 11-25-2004, 08:21 PM

So instead of "I banged her twice and left her" I can start saying "I drove her about 3 miles and abandoned the highway". right?

Someone correct me if my terminology is wrong, I wouldn't want to faux paux this nifty thing.

**AdultMovies.bz** · 11-25-2004, 08:40 PM

I think this calls for a big, loose pussy pic

**Doctor Dre** · 11-25-2004, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by Harmon

Natural Born Killas style

**Doctor Dre** · 11-25-2004, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by AdultMovies.bz
I think this calls for a big, loose pussy pic

And here comes the killa cat

**Vitasoy** · 11-25-2004, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by AdultMovies.bz
I think this calls for a big, loose pussy pic

That can serve a meal of 12!

How Many Miles have you put on your g/f's/Wifes pussy

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