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Genocide in America.
As a part of my community service stipulations I must make a few public service announcements to better the world.
An American epidemic has gone on long enough. To many have suffered already and we can not sit back and just watch it happen. Millions up on millions are suffering its sad effects every day. These innocent people travel great distances to eat only to be confronted with limited salad dressing choices. America find it in your hearts and tastebuds to stop this insanity and demand another dressing besides Ranch.
So many greater dressings have fallen prey to this American genocide that is happening in menu's in your very home town. It may even be happening in your very own house right under your very own eyes. Reach out and demand the cleansing stop for such greats as french, thousand island, blue cheese, traditional ceasar, russian, and even innocent vinegar and oil.
Rise up in arms and say no to ranch.
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