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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46923

    #1

    Go Fuck Yourself AVN.

    So I went to my mailing center to pick up my mail today. The guy working behind the counter hands me my mail and he has a big shit eating grin on his face.

    I know the dude is as queer as a 3 dollar bill and now I am wondering why he is looking at me this way.

    So, I promptly go through my mail and what do I find? There's a very NON-discreet piece of mail informing me of my "Free subscription to gayvn magazine."

    Now Puff the Magic Cocksucker at the mailing center thinks I'm into guys too.

    Not fucking cool.
  • triumph
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 3433

    #2
    Sig secured!

    I second that!

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    • xxxice
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2002
      • 5042

      #3
      LOL

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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        at least you should be able to get better service at your mailing center now

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        • AaronM
          GFY Royality ;)
          • Oct 2001
          • 46923

          #5
          It's bad enough that AVN Online comes labeled as adult material but now this shit?

          At least Klixxx has enough class to be discreet about things.

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          • sicone
            Retired
            • Jan 2004
            • 18453

            #6
            you should opt out of the AVN mailing if things like this embarass you. You're a adult webmaster, get over it.

            At least thats what AVN Chris told me when I bitched about this same mailer.

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            • Sosa
              In Tushy Land
              • Oct 2002
              • 40149

              #7
              ya, fuck AVN. I haven't got one and hope I don't.

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              • Jarmusch
                 
                • May 2003
                • 12479

                #8
                Why give a flying fuck about what someone may think of you?

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                • CamRabbit
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 577

                  #9
                  If you give your real name or mailing address out to anyone on the Internet, you are stupid.

                  Congrats.

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                  • AaronM
                    GFY Royality ;)
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 46923

                    #10
                    Originally posted by baddog
                    at least you should be able to get better service at your mailing center now

                    You can Go Fuck Yourself too.

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                    • devilspost
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 3980

                      #11

                      Brothels and Escorts Worldwide.

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                      • LittleMack
                        www.pornkings.com
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 4645

                        #12
                        I agree with you, I did not appreciate the gayvn labeling on the mail that I recieved from AVN. I know they send this stuff out, but they can put in discreet envelop and not have a pic of two dudes on the cover.
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                        • sicone
                          Retired
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 18453

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CamRabbit
                          If you give your real name or mailing address out to anyone on the Internet, you are stupid.

                          Congrats.
                          you're right, how stupid is it of me to give a company my address to mail my checks too. what the fuck was I thinking

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                          • Brujah
                            Beer Money Baron
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 22157

                            #14
                            " Puff the Magic Cocksucker " .. LOL

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                            • JFK
                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 67373

                              #15
                              Originally posted by baddog
                              at least you should be able to get better service at your mailing center now
                              Always thinking positive

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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133986

                                #16
                                Not that there is anything wrong with it

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                                • CamRabbit
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 577

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sicone
                                  you're right, how stupid is it of me to give a company my address to mail my checks too. what the fuck was I thinking
                                  Ever heard of wires? Or epassporte?

                                  95% of programs do either of those.

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                                  • ssp
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2005
                                    • 7990

                                    #18
                                    LOL take a ticket...

                                    http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=552747
                                    http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=552689
                                    http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=552342
                                    http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=552549
                                    http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=552600
                                    http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=552323

                                    Their response:
                                    http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=552589

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                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 122992

                                      #19
                                      Now Puff the Magic Cocksucker at the mailing center thinks I'm into guys too.



                                      lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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                                      • AaronM
                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 46923

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by sicone
                                        you should opt out of the AVN mailing if things like this embarass you. You're a adult webmaster, get over it.

                                        At least thats what AVN Chris told me when I bitched about this same mailer.

                                        I'm not embarrassed about it. I'm pissed off at AVN's lack of discretion. We deal with a sensitive business and are often judged by others because of it. Everybody at my mailing center knows who I am and EXACTLY what I do for a living but that's not the point. What if they didn't? What if that mailing, with two half naked men on the front of it, had gone to my house and I had kids who found it?

                                        There are a million "what ifs" that could happen here because AVN does not have enough respect for us to be discreet.

                                        And Chris should be fired for having that kind of a shitty attitude.

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                                        • jonesy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 6688

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                          So I went to my mailing center to pick up my mail today. The guy working behind the counter hands me my mail and he has a big shit eating grin on his face.

                                          I know the dude is as queer as a 3 dollar bill and now I am wondering why he is looking at me this way.

                                          So, I promptly go through my mail and what do I find? There's a very NON-discreet piece of mail informing me of my "Free subscription to gayvn magazine."

                                          Now Puff the Magic Cocksucker at the mailing center thinks I'm into guys too.

                                          Not fucking cool.
                                          dont be mad aaron - look on the bright side.

                                          maybe you'll get a discount on stamps!
                                          .
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                                          • sicone
                                            Retired
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 18453

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CamRabbit
                                            Ever heard of wires? Or epassporte?

                                            95% of programs do either of those.
                                            yet, even when signing up for a program and choosing one of those options, you still need to provide a address.

                                            if you're going to attempt to troll. at least try and appear somewhat intelligent for a few posts instead of going straight to the talk out my ass mode

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                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 122992

                                              #23
                                              i got some shit from em too yo , Yo aaron iliked the quote yo

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                                              • aico
                                                Moo Moo Cow
                                                • Mar 2004
                                                • 14748

                                                #24
                                                Why doesn't everyone just hang on to them, then toss them back at them at the show?

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                                                • AaronM
                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 46923

                                                  #25
                                                  Nce to see that they really give a shit.

                                                  Assholes.

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                                                  • sicone
                                                    Retired
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 18453

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by AaronM
                                                    I'm not embarrassed about it. I'm pissed off at AVN's lack of discretion. We deal with a sensitive business and are often judged by others because of it. Everybody at my mailing center knows who I am and EXACTLY what I do for a living but that's not the point. What if they didn't? What if that mailing, with two half naked men on the front of it, had gone to my house and I had kids who found it?

                                                    There are a million "what ifs" that could happen here because AVN does not have enough respect for us to be discreet.

                                                    And Chris should be fired for having that kind of a shitty attitude.
                                                    I know what you mean, I dont hide what I do for a living either. However, my 7 yr old was the one who went and got te mail out of the box and came across this mailer. Just another one of those 'what ifs' due to their lack of forethought and discression.

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                                                    • Sly
                                                      Let's do some business!
                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                      • 31376

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                      What if that mailing, with two half naked men on the front of it, had gone to my house and I had kids who found it?
                                                      Check this out.

                                                      The other day my roommate was watching his little brother, I think he's about 8. We were all in the living room playing Tony Hawk on X-Box. I hear the mailman deliver the mail. I ask him if he would do me a favor and grab the mail for me, he likes helping me out. He comes back with the mail and a very strange look on his face.

                                                      Yeh, you guessed it. Is grabbing mail out of the mailbox supposed to be an 18+ job these days?

                                                      I work from home, not an office, as a large chunk of this industry does. It would be wise for AVN to know their target market.
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                                                      • AaronM
                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                        • 46923

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                        i got some shit from em too yo , Yo aaron iliked the quote yo

                                                        LOL....NOICE!

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                                                        • CamRabbit
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 577

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by sicone
                                                          yet, even when signing up for a program and choosing one of those options, you still need to provide a address.
                                                          You don't have to enter your real address.


                                                          So I point out your stupid statements and all of the sudden i'm a troll?

                                                          Go fuck yourself.

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                                                          • Juicy D. Links
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                            • 122992

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by AaronM
                                                            Nce to see that they really give a shit.

                                                            Assholes.

                                                            Only thing they care about is $$$

                                                            I agree they are cockcmokers.

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                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 122992

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                              LOL....NOICE!
                                                              yo i am in AC yo , Izzy cut me off from gambling he wont give me my wallet or atm cards till tomorrow.

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                                                              • AaronM
                                                                GFY Royality ;)
                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                • 46923

                                                                #32
                                                                Ya know....Ever since JenAVN left that company, they seem to have really gone downhill on a lot of things.

                                                                Some people care about their customers/readers and some don't. AVN shit on Jen and now they are shitting on the rest of us too.

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                                                                • sicone
                                                                  Retired
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 18453

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by CamRabbit
                                                                  You don't have to enter your real address.


                                                                  So I point out your stupid statements and all of the sudden i'm a troll?

                                                                  Go fuck yourself.
                                                                  its always good to provide false info

                                                                  its not your pointing out of my statements that makes you a troll. Its much more simple then that... your worthless opinions and posts does it.

                                                                  and its not a all of a sudden thing

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                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 46923

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by CamRabbit
                                                                    You don't have to enter your real address.


                                                                    So I point out your stupid statements and all of the sudden i'm a troll?

                                                                    Go fuck yourself.


                                                                    No no.....You've pretty much been a troll with every post I have read from you this year. It's not an "all of the sudden" kinda thing.
                                                                    Last edited by AaronM; 12-17-2005, 12:59 PM.

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                                                                    • dylan4U
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                      • 521

                                                                      #35
                                                                      It is fun, man. You know are you in the bizz so you should take like a joke or just say i do not care. Kind of a hypocrite

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                                                                      • AaronM
                                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                        • 46923

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by dylan4U
                                                                        It is fun, man. You know are you in the bizz so you should take like a joke or just say i do not care. Kind of a hypocrite
                                                                        Show me how I am being a hypocrite or STFU.

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                                                                        • Jman
                                                                          Already an AI veteran
                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 22838

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                          Ya know....Ever since JenAVN left that company, they seem to have really gone downhill on a lot of things.

                                                                          Some people care about their customers/readers and some don't. AVN shit on Jen and now they are shitting on the rest of us too.

                                                                          AMEN AaronM

                                                                          Didn't somethign like that happened to Sleazy last summer. I remember he ws really pissed off and posted about it.

                                                                          Now you would think one would learn a lesson.

                                                                          This is fucking stupid... HOw about we send some big ugly hoe's to the avn owners door on a Sunday afternoon and see how they would like that.
                                                                          Last edited by Jman; 12-17-2005, 01:04 PM.
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                                                                          • Jman
                                                                            Already an AI veteran
                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                            • 22838

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by dylan4U
                                                                            It is fun, man. You know are you in the bizz so you should take like a joke or just say i do not care. Kind of a hypocrite
                                                                            hahahah you just labeled yourself as a troll.. NOICE!!!!
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                                                                            • OG LennyT
                                                                              Wall Street Pimp
                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 14345

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by baddog
                                                                              at least you should be able to get better service at your mailing center now
                                                                              bahahahahaha

                                                                              Seriously though, I also wasnt happy with that mailer because I didnt want to chance the kiddies spying it.
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                                                                              • AaronM
                                                                                GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                • 46923

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by JMan
                                                                                AMEN AaronM

                                                                                Didn't somethign like that happened to Sleazy last summer. I remember he ws really pissed off and posted about it.

                                                                                Now you would think one would learn a lesson.

                                                                                This is fucking stupid... HOw about we send some big ugly hoe's to the avn owners door on a Sunday afternoon and see how they would like that.

                                                                                Get me their address and I will be more then happy to return the favor to them 10 fold.

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                                                                                • CamRabbit
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 577

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by sicone
                                                                                  its always good to provide false info
                                                                                  Well, enjoy your gay spam then.


                                                                                  Originally posted by sicone
                                                                                  its not your pointing out of my statements that makes you a troll. Its much more simple then that... your worthless opinions and posts does it.
                                                                                  Well, my "worthless oppinions" are incidently right on target.
                                                                                  You can make huge money in adult business without giving anyone your real address or name.


                                                                                  Cheers, n00b.
                                                                                  Last edited by CamRabbit; 12-17-2005, 01:11 PM.

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                                                                                  • Kevsh
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                                    • 8619

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by jonesy
                                                                                    dont be mad aaron - look on the bright side.

                                                                                    maybe you'll get a discount on stamps!
                                                                                    He may just pre-lick them for you too ....

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                                                                                    • adultchica
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                                      • 5141

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      hahahahaha

                                                                                      That sucks

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                                                                                      • MikeVega
                                                                                        **Porntrepreneur**
                                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                                        • 12788

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I don't think I've read a positive post about AVN in a long time ... why do people even support them would it hit our bottom line as an industry to take our advertising to one of the smaller guys ... I think the more we deal with the newer smaller guys the better there mags will get and the readers will follow. the smaller shows will get bigger and better ... I'm guilty myself of going to Vegas this year ... but I'm really re-thinking next year ... doesn't seem to me that they give a shit about anything but making there money (not the worst thing but they should be considerate)

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                                                                                        • EviLGuY
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                          • 12745

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Whoever approved that and sent it out should be fired by AVN. It's just plain stupid.

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                                                                                          • crockett
                                                                                            in a van by the river
                                                                                            • May 2003
                                                                                            • 76818

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            If everyone thinks they suck so bad, why does everyone go to their damn shows? They don't seem to give a rats ass about webmasters so why do you guys give them your money?
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                                                                                            • Jman
                                                                                              Already an AI veteran
                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                              • 22838

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by crockett
                                                                                              If everyone thinks they suck so bad, why does everyone go to their damn shows? They don't seem to give a rats ass about webmasters so why do you guys give them your money?
                                                                                              I agree and not going.
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                                                                                              • AaronM
                                                                                                GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                                • 46923

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by crockett
                                                                                                If everyone thinks they suck so bad, why does everyone go to their damn shows? They don't seem to give a rats ass about webmasters so why do you guys give them your money?
                                                                                                That's actually the primary reason that I am not attending the Vegas show this year.

                                                                                                Several of the old school major players figured this shit out a few years back and stopped putting up the huge booths and so forth. I never even stepped foot on the show floor in Florida this year but I spent a hell of a lot of money on rooms, bar tabs, and passes.

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                                                                                                • DeanCapture
                                                                                                  Haters & Trolls SUCK!
                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 9275

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM

                                                                                                  Now Puff the Magic Cocksucker at the mailing center thinks I'm into guys too.
                                                                                                  That's fucking classic!
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                                                                                                  • johnnyhey
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                                    • 1172

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    what the fuck ever happened to the plain brown wrapper approach?

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